Sell Your Used Panties, Get 'em while they're hot!

tumblr_npmpr2jzap1rzuoc5o1_500I guess I’ve been living under a rock because I’d never heard of PantyDeal.com, where girls can sell their used panties for guys to huff when the spray can is empty. According to the site, they advertise, “Sell Your Smell” to what’s reportedly 25,000 customers.

Just think of all the laundry detergent that you would save, just wear your thong for a few days then drop it in an envelope for some lucky guy (girl?). Account setup is free for both buyers and sellers and I guess 25,000 customers can’t be all wrong.

Maybe this would be a way to get my wife to wear panties?

I know what I’ll do. The next time I’m at a house party, I’ll troll the bedrooms and collect all of the underwear left on the floor and sell them.

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Sell Your Used Panties, Get ’em while they’re hot!

tumblr_npmpr2jzap1rzuoc5o1_500I guess I’ve been living under a rock because I’d never heard of PantyDeal.com, where girls can sell their used panties for guys to huff when the spray can is empty. According to the site, they advertise, “Sell Your Smell” to what’s reportedly 25,000 customers.

Just think of all the laundry detergent that you would save, just wear your thong for a few days then drop it in an envelope for some lucky guy (girl?). Account setup is free for both buyers and sellers and I guess 25,000 customers can’t be all wrong.

Maybe this would be a way to get my wife to wear panties?

I know what I’ll do. The next time I’m at a house party, I’ll troll the bedrooms and collect all of the underwear left on the floor and sell them.

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There is a new kid on the block

img_3035We have a new writer on the block who so far has written about her lesbian fantasies (truths?) with hints of a kink side that I’m still waiting to find out about. I believe she is going to be a delicious little sub, down on her knees, at the side of her butch master.

She’s only published a couple of posts but I’d recommend that you get in on the ground floor.

You May Call Me Madam – is her blogs name and the link is:

http://youmaycallmemadame.com/author/youmaycallmemadame/

And to think that my mom told me if I didn’t stop playing with myself, I’d go blind. But I decided to just do it until I needed glasses. 🙂

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Amazon's SkyNet Review System Comes on Line

Amazon, the 800# gorilla lurking in every aspiring author’s living room, has just released news of a “machine learning platform” “to make customer reviews more meaningful”, which in plain English means who the heck knows.

Just like SkyNet, apparently Amazon is becoming self-aware and will be monitoring and changing reviews over time. Only time will tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing for authors especially those who write about erotic themes.

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Amazon’s SkyNet Review System Comes on Line

Amazon, the 800# gorilla lurking in every aspiring author’s living room, has just released news of a “machine learning platform” “to make customer reviews more meaningful”, which in plain English means who the heck knows.

Just like SkyNet, apparently Amazon is becoming self-aware and will be monitoring and changing reviews over time. Only time will tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing for authors especially those who write about erotic themes.

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ARe Books 25% Off Tomorrow

SummerBlastbanner1200X600Myself and may other authors of romance and erotica on All Romance eBooks are having a 25% off welcome to summer sale tomorrow on June 20th, 2015. All of my erotic stories are 25% off as well as many of my fellow authors.

If you’re in the market for some smut or romance stories, check out the bargains – June 20th, 2015 only.

Click Here To Visit My ARe Stories

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California Drought Caused By Abortion

Drought Caused By AbortionThat’s right people, it’s not an El Nino, CO2, pollution, global warming, or any other man made act, it’s God’s wrath over abortion!

Think about that the next time you get an abortion because it’s less trouble than taking a pill, using a rubber, or an IUD. What your parents should have told you is that keeping your knees together would not only keep you from getting knocked up but will save Mommy and Daddy’s lush front yard.

Where do Republicans come up with all this shit? I’m a Republican and feel disenfranchised from all my other wacko party members. I used to think I was weird because we had wife swapping parties and orgies but some of the crap that has come out of my fellow right-wing nut jobs puts all of my stuff to shame.

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Anal Relaxing Spray – WTF?

Anal Relaxing CreamSo I’m sitting in the family room with wifey as we wait for time to go see Jurassic World. She DVR’s all these shows that I can’t stand and as I always tell her, “Isn’t our life bizarre enough?” We’re watching the Real Housewives of New York and they start talking about Anal Relaxing Spray.

Wifey looks at me and asks, “Do you know what that is?” I haven’t a clue but can kind of guess but it seems too weird to be true. Grabbing my MacBook Air I search and find that it is a product that promises “The anal sphincter becomes relaxed and therefore penetration becomes comfortable.

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Maybe there is hope for us all?

Well today’s rambling has nothing to do with fuck’n and suck’n but just rambling on the news of the world.
dogbus_635x250_1433892764XWe’ll never know what Figo was thinking when he leaped in front of his blind owner to try and save her from being hit by a school bus. As most things in life, it probably didn’t work out exactly like he planned as the bus put both of them in the hospital but we have to believe that if he didn’t do this heroic deed his owner would have just been a speed bump.

As a pet lover, we are well aware of how much your dog loves you and will never beat you up when everyone else is taking a stick to your head. “What is it Lassie? Timmy stuck in the well!” Time and time again our 4-legged friends leap to our rescue.

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Now Hiring – Strippers Wanted Only High School Graduates Need Apply

Little Darlings 7993845_GEveryday it’s another “Only in Vegas” moment as our local teeny bopper strip club Little Darlings is now running ads and billboards looking for high school girls to dance naked. It’s sad when Nevada is at the bottom of the education pile and girls have to take their clothes off to make enough money to live as there are no other jobs available besides “Do you want fries with that?”

Now anyone that knows wifey and I will agree that we both love strippers or dancers as they are now called but ripping your clothes off should be left to exhibitionists and girls who love that.

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