Myself and may other authors of romance and erotica on All Romance eBooks are having a 25% off welcome to summer sale tomorrow on June 20th, 2015. All of my erotic stories are 25% off as well as many of my fellow authors.
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That’s right people, it’s not an El Nino, CO2, pollution, global warming, or any other man made act, it’s God’s wrath over abortion!
Think about that the next time you get an abortion because it’s less trouble than taking a pill, using a rubber, or an IUD. What your parents should have told you is that keeping your knees together would not only keep you from getting knocked up but will save Mommy and Daddy’s lush front yard.
Where do Republicans come up with all this shit? I’m a Republican and feel disenfranchised from all my other wacko party members. I used to think I was weird because we had wife swapping parties and orgies but some of the crap that has come out of my fellow right-wing nut jobs puts all of my stuff to shame.
So I’m sitting in the family room with wifey as we wait for time to go see Jurassic World. She DVR’s all these shows that I can’t stand and as I always tell her, “Isn’t our life bizarre enough?” We’re watching the Real Housewives of New York and they start talking about Anal Relaxing Spray.
Wifey looks at me and asks, “Do you know what that is?” I haven’t a clue but can kind of guess but it seems too weird to be true. Grabbing my MacBook Air I search and find that it is a product that promises “The anal sphincter becomes relaxed and therefore penetration becomes comfortable.”
Well today’s rambling has nothing to do with fuck’n and suck’n but just rambling on the news of the world.
We’ll never know what Figo was thinking when he leaped in front of his blind owner to try and save her from being hit by a school bus. As most things in life, it probably didn’t work out exactly like he planned as the bus put both of them in the hospital but we have to believe that if he didn’t do this heroic deed his owner would have just been a speed bump.
As a pet lover, we are well aware of how much your dog loves you and will never beat you up when everyone else is taking a stick to your head. “What is it Lassie? Timmy stuck in the well!” Time and time again our 4-legged friends leap to our rescue.
Everyday it’s another “Only in Vegas” moment as our local teeny bopper strip club Little Darlings is now running ads and billboards looking for high school girls to dance naked. It’s sad when Nevada is at the bottom of the education pile and girls have to take their clothes off to make enough money to live as there are no other jobs available besides “Do you want fries with that?”
Now anyone that knows wifey and I will agree that we both love strippers or dancers as they are now called but ripping your clothes off should be left to exhibitionists and girls who love that.
A funny thing happened the other night at Denny’s. A group of us had been to a house party and decided to grab breakfast before going home. A house party or swinger’s party at someone’s home is always a great place for the girls to show off how minimally they can dress. It seems like a typical swinger is also an exhibitionist and going to a party is always a treat, even if you don’t do anything.
So we walk into Denny’s and the waitress sits our three couples at one of those U-shaped booths. Right next to us in the adjoining booth are a group of church ladies (aka SNL) and after their mouths finally closed, started ragging on us with little comments that we were obviously supposed to hear. What they were doing out at 2AM I have no idea.
The words “slut”, “mini-skirt”, “hussy” and the like were directed to us but this was not our first rodeo. The girls started firing back with little stories about “did you see the dick on that guy” or “I couldn’t believe she sucked off that many guys”, which really perturbed the church ladies.
Finally one of the girls announced that she was going to the ladies room and slid out of the booth. Walking back towards the restrooms, she “accidentally” dropped her purse and then bent over from the waist to pick it up. This caused her skirt to ride up half way across her cute little butt.
That was all it took for the church ladies and I assume they all ran to church to pray for our souls. It was so funny and never underestimate the scorn of a wronged swinger!
I am always amazed at how straight Las Vegas is once you get away from the Strip. But when we lived in the mid-west it was pretty much the same thing. Once you find out what’s going on around you, it’s sometimes mind boggling.
A funny thing happened the other night at Denny’s. A group of us had been to a house party and decided to grab breakfast before going home. A house party or swinger’s party at someone’s home is always a great place for the girls to show off how minimally they can dress. It seems like a typical swinger is also an exhibitionist and going to a party is always a treat, even if you don’t do anything.
So we walk into Denny’s and the waitress sits our three couples at one of those U-shaped booths. Right next to us in the adjoining booth are a group of church ladies (aka SNL) and after their mouths finally closed, started ragging on us with little comments that we were obviously supposed to hear. What they were doing out at 2AM I have no idea.
The words “slut”, “mini-skirt”, “hussy” and the like were directed to us but this was not our first rodeo. The girls started firing back with little stories about “did you see the dick on that guy” or “I couldn’t believe she sucked off that many guys”, which really perturbed the church ladies.
Finally one of the girls announced that she was going to the ladies room and slid out of the booth. Walking back towards the restrooms, she “accidentally” dropped her purse and then bent over from the waist to pick it up. This caused her skirt to ride up half way across her cute little butt.
That was all it took for the church ladies and I assume they all ran to church to pray for our souls. It was so funny and never underestimate the scorn of a wronged swinger!
I am always amazed at how straight Las Vegas is once you get away from the Strip. But when we lived in the mid-west it was pretty much the same thing. Once you find out what’s going on around you, it’s sometimes mind boggling.
At a fellow bloggers site, we were talking about how people perceive what you do and the reaction to it. It reminded me of a funny story that happened during one of our New Year’s Pajama Parties.
We have these huge (50-60 couples) pajama parties at New Years and dealing with 100+ people is sometimes a trip but it’s worth it. The only downside to having house parties is that you don’t really get a chance to enjoy them until late at night, when things quieten down.
One of my favorite female erotic writers, Lisabet Sarai, has two new releases that you should grab now. That is assuming you are wearing your oven mittens!
Fourth World: Erotic Tales of Monsters, Myths, and Magic (~30,000 words) A collection of kinky stories as only Lisabet can write them. These are not for mamby-pamby readers but meant for those who like serious kink, including BDSM, dominance and submission, paranormal erotica, blood sports, vampires, and erotic horror.
For those who like serious stuff including blood sports, Lisabet is the Mistress for you. She’ll have you on your knees begging for more as she instructs you on how to properly serve her. Remember to always say “Yes Mistress”, no matter what she asks or how bad you’re afraid it’s going to hurt. But don’t be afraid, the pain will be worth it!
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