Now Hiring – Strippers Wanted Only High School Graduates Need Apply

Little Darlings 7993845_GEveryday it’s another “Only in Vegas” moment as our local teeny bopper strip club Little Darlings is now running ads and billboards looking for high school girls to dance naked. It’s sad when Nevada is at the bottom of the education pile and girls have to take their clothes off to make enough money to live as there are no other jobs available besides “Do you want fries with that?”

Now anyone that knows wifey and I will agree that we both love strippers or dancers as they are now called but ripping your clothes off should be left to exhibitionists and girls who love that.

You women libbers out there, don’t beat me up as I’m solidly in your camp. In fact my left ear still rings from the last time my lovely wife hit me up side the head to correct my line of thinking.

But seriously is being naked what parents should aspire their little “Princesses” to be when they grow up. As a writer of erotic stories, my namesake swinger couple Foxy and Larry own a strip club called The Fox’s Den, which is portrayed in a number of my stories.

In Sin City we have two types of gentlemen’s clubs, one where they don’t serve alcohol and the girls get buck naked and the others that serve alcohol and all you get to see are boobs. The non-alcohol places, like Little Darlings, also are a 18-year-old minimum for customers, so your son’s get to go watch their classmates completely naked.

A friend of mine told me that his son had remarked that he’s seen girls he went to school with at the clubs.

We’ve been to a lot of strip clubs here and back in the mid-west and know a lot of strippers. A number of our swinger friends work at clubs because they are exhibitionists and getting naked in front of a crowd turns them on.

One of my neighbors is a dancer who is about 4 years from retirement. The working life of a dancer is probably 30’ish as most guys prefer 18-year-olds with big tits. I can only imagine how much money my neighbor has since she owns 4 or 5 houses and just bought her boyfriend a new Acura. She drives a new Yukon Denali and those aren’t cheap either.

Granted the average stripper is drug addicted or her boyfriend is and spend most of their time stuffing money up their nose. If you are going to dance naked, put that $1,000 a night in the bank and not in your nose. Your career is only about 10-12 years at most.

Anyway this somewhat rant is not meant to beat up strip clubs but only to comment that high school girls should have a wider choice of job opportunities than entertaining hog farmers from Iowa.

My erotic stories which feature the strip club, The Fox’s Den, and our perennial swingers Foxy and Larry never degrade dancers or swingers. My stories are always HEA or “Happily Ever After” which in erotic author talk means no divorce, no fighting, and a pleasant ending. Sexual situations are fun adventures which always turn out well.

Everyone says your stories should have conflict to overcome in them and I’m trying to write this into my current work in progress. I’m trying to have Foxy have a fling that causes discord between her and hubby. I don’t want to disclose the details just yet but will talk about it, when the story gets more developed.

As swingers in real life, we seldom have cross words and typically about stupid stuff and not relationship ending events. All of my stories up until today have reflected this as it’s our experience that swinging is a positive event.

But if you’re looking for a job call Little Darlings!

http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/29254334/strip-club-seeks-recent-high-school-grads-for-employment

About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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