Well today’s rambling has nothing to do with fuck’n and suck’n but just rambling on the news of the world.
We’ll never know what Figo was thinking when he leaped in front of his blind owner to try and save her from being hit by a school bus. As most things in life, it probably didn’t work out exactly like he planned as the bus put both of them in the hospital but we have to believe that if he didn’t do this heroic deed his owner would have just been a speed bump.

As a pet lover, we are well aware of how much your dog loves you and will never beat you up when everyone else is taking a stick to your head. “What is it Lassie? Timmy stuck in the well!” Time and time again our 4-legged friends leap to our rescue.

Hopefully Figo and his owner will be quickly back on the streets and dodging busses.

On another note, it appears that Homer and Marge Simpson are separating in the next season of The Simpsons. It appears that Homer is getting a love interest and maybe Marge will die her blue hair blonde to catch herself a surfer dude.

Luckily Home and Marge live in your television set and a simple stroke of the pen will put them back together!