Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

For information on my erotic stories, Click Here.

Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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Larry Archer -1, Amazon – 0

Trust me, I’m brave when I’m all alone! My latest smut story, Idle Hands, just got bailed out of the Amazon dungeon. You can imagine my surprise when my story immediately got thrown into the dungeon.

Normally, it takes a couple of days for a story to get ranked as “Adult” rather than “Safe.” While you’d think that erotica should be rated as Adult, that’s not the case. Adult means that the story does not show up in any Amazon searches and virtually disappears from the store shelves.

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“Idle Hands” – New Erotica from Larry Archer

As your parents have probably told you many times, “Idle Hands are the devil’s workshop,” which is the title of my latest erotic story. Two MILF’s with workaholic husbands decide that they should take matters into their own hands to get some satisfaction.

They start out at an adult theater and store to innocently purchase a replacement vibrator for one which has died from overuse. One thing leads to another, and they end up learning what “Glory Hole,” really means and how hard the floor is on their knees.

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Time’s Running Out to Get Larry’s Smut on the Cheap!

Your time is running out to grab Larry Archer’s high-quality smut for half-off or free. SmashWords sale ends tomorrow the 9th of March. That’s right, all of Larry’s erotica is 50% off or free but if you snooze, you lose.

For Larry Archer’s catalog of erotic stories, click this link.

To buy, click this link and use the coupon code shown to get the discount.

Note that this special pricing is only good at SmashWords and ends March 9, 2019.

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Larry Archer is Half-Off Until March 9, 2019

All of Larry Archer’s highly ranked erotica is on sale for half-off until March 9, 2019, at SmashWords only!

Larry Archer’s entire catalog of erotic stories is on sale at SmashWords for one week, March 3-9, 2019. Just check my catalog and grab those stories which turn your crank and when you click to purchase, use the Coupon Code shown to take 50% off the sale price. Click Here to Buy

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Support Project Gutenberg

My good friend and fellow writer of smut Lisabet Sarai is holding another one of her Charity Sunday events. If you click on the link and add a comment, she’ll donate one dollar to Project Gutenberg.

https://lisabetsarai.blogspot.com/2019/02/charity-sunday-project-gutenberg.html

Project Gutenberg is an ambitious project to scan and digitize publications where the copyright has expired or is in the public domain. They have almost 60,000 documents available for downloading and reading on your favorite devices, such as your cell phone, tablet, iPad, Kindle, PC, or Mac.

I grew up on a farm in East Texas, where reading material was difficult to obtain. My home had a collection of college textbooks from my relatives and so I often read things like Veterinary Medicine or Thermodynamics instead of the Hardy Boys.

This is probably why I ended up being an engineer from all the college texts I read at an early age.

If you enjoy well written erotica, especially from the keyboard of a woman, give Lisabet Sarai a try.

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“Swinger’s Box Set” Now Available

This erotica box set includes two novel lengths and one novella length stories from Larry’s all-time hottest and dirtiest works for those who demand explicit action yet with a well-defined plot, so you can tell your husband or wife that you just read the words and don’t look at the pictures. Spoiler alert: no pictures included, sorry.

Larry Archer’s box set of explicit HEA swinger’s stories is now available on Kindle Unlimited. Readers can either purchase the 200,000-word novel, or KU members can read every juicy word for free.

These stories were personally selected as the most perverted by the little old blue-haired lady, who keeps them hidden under the counter in plain brown wrappers. Watch out and don’t let her spray you with Lysol as you leave.

The stories included are “Stripper or Nurse?,” “Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party,” and “Nina, the Fallen Ballerina.

Purchase Links: [Amazon US] [Amazon UK] or read for free in Kindle Unlimited.

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“Seduced by the Dark Side” featured @ KinkyLiterature

“Seduced by the Dark Side” (58,000 word erotic novel) is a hard-core non-stop erotic romance novel about a small-town farm girl from Minnesota who moves to Las Vegas to experience the wilder side of life.

Ingrid’s education starts as soon as her plane lands in Las Vegas where she is picked up by Stormy, an exotic dancer while trying to claim her luggage. Accepting a ride from her new girlfriend, she finds out how much fun the back of a limo can be with a bunch of horny exotic dancers.

Grab it now from my good friends at Kinky Literature by clicking here.

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