Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

Posted on March 20, 2015 by LarryArcher

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

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Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading →

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Crashing the Swinger’s New Year’s PJ Party by Larry Archer

Posted on December 31, 2020 by LarryArcher
Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party

Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party is based upon an incident that happened during one of our annual New Year’s Eve Pajama Parties. For some years, we’ve hosted a swinger’s pajama party to welcome in the New Year. It gives kissing under the mistletoe a whole new meaning.

The PJ party is typically 50-60 couples plus an assortment of unicorns that we run with and 2-3 single guys thrown in for good measure. There are always people from around the country that we’ve met in our travels, for flavor. So by midnight, there are well more than one-hundred naked or semi-naked people in our house. Victoria’s Secret is proud of us!

Our party is currently on hiatus due to the COVID pandemic but hopefully can start up next year.

We carefully select the invitees, and most people are professionals, doctors, business owners, and a handful of elected officials, not including the cops. Cops, doctors, and nurses are some of the most perverted when they let their hair down. We have to be careful who we invite as some of our party animals are also on the social pages, and being outed would not be a good thing.

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I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus by Larry Archer

Posted on December 21, 2020 by LarryArcher
Mommy Sucking Santa

I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus is bigger, nastier, better, yet still free to Kindle Unlimited subscribers and cheap to the rest of you. #LarryArcher has rewritten his classic story for the Christmas holidays.

Tongue in cheek and highly erotic story of what happens when Santa and his Helper accidentally slide down the wrong chimney and discover three naked girls trimming the Christmas Tree. A parody of the classic Christmas story, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, this one is X-rated and suitable for reading under the sheet with a flashlight or in the bathroom, with the door locked!

Larry Archer originally wrote this as a short story for Christmas in 2013, and it has been one of his more popular erotic tales. Larry rewrote the story and doubled the content with new scenes, and added additional hot and nasty action for your reading pleasure.

This story is, sorry to say, untrue and hopefully doesn’t shock you as much as when you learned the cruel truth about Santa at around age six. But like your fantasizes about Santa bringing you a pony, reading I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus will put your thoughts in overdrive as you consider what you’d do when you discover three beautiful nubile naked young ladies trimming the Christmas tree. (Sorry for all the adverbs!)

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Larry Archer’s Smut 25% Off!

Posted on December 15, 2020 by LarryArcher

Just a quick note to let my readers know that all of my erotic stories are 25% off between Friday, December 18 through Friday, January 1, 2021 at the SmashWords site.

Below is a link to my SmashWord’s author’s page.

http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LarryArcher?Ref=LarryArcher

Stay safe and have a great holiday season.

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Seduced by the Dark Side by Larry Archer

Posted on December 13, 2020 by LarryArcher

COVID-19 has changed all our lives this past year and not for the better. Hopefully, next year will bring us vaccines and improve our lives. Foxy and I live in Las Vegas, which up until now was one of the party capitals of the world.

Before moving to Vegas, we’d visit Sin City four or five times a year as we enjoyed the non-stop 24x7x365 attitude of the town. I grew up in East Texas, where everything closed when the sun went down, and the only thing open was the 7-11.

According to the news, the first shipments of the vaccine will be available tomorrow and start to shine some light on the darkness, which has befallen the world. It got me to thinking about the contrast between then and now. One of the stories I’ve written, Seduced by the Dark Side, contrasted a similar situation.

“Seduced by the Dark Side” is a hard-core non-stop erotic romance novel about a small-town farm girl from Minnesota who moves to Las Vegas to experience the wilder side of life. Ingrid’s education starts as soon as her plane lands in Las Vegas, where she is picked up by Stormy, an exotic dancer while trying to claim her luggage. Accepting a ride from her new girlfriend, she finds out how much fun the back of a limo can be with a bunch of horny exotic dancers.

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Fantasy Swingers 2 by Larry Archer

Posted on December 5, 2020 by LarryArcher
Fantasy Swingers 2

Fantasy Swingers 2 A swinger story about a couple, who become interested in swinging because the wife is infatuated with a co-worker. Later while shopping for a sexy dress, they meet a couple of swingers, who initiate them into the alternate lifestyle known as swinging.

This story deals with the conversion of Cynthia from a sweet innocent housewife to a complete slut (use your imagination here). Cynthia and her husband are thrown into the deep end of the swinger’s pool and learn to sink or swim or at least swallow!

Follow along as Cynthia learns the actual meaning of, “Thank you, Sir. May I have another?”

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Mistletoe Kisses, Yuletide Passion and a Sprinkling of Kink

Posted on December 1, 2020 by LarryArcher

If your Kindle’s memory is hungry a month before Christmas, then this special from Lisabet Sarai should whip you into shape. Lisabet’s latest story is in Kindle Unlimited so that you can read it for free.

Kick off the festive season with this red-hot celebration of holiday love. An aging author of kinky romance surrenders to the charm of her rock star neighbor. A selfish, cynical stockbroker finds himself rescued by a spunky homeless girl. On her Dom husband’s orders, a devoted submissive provides Christmas service to his best friend. A gay grad student moonlighting at a sex shop discovers it’s definitely worthwhile to stay open on Christmas Eve.

Let Lisabet warm you up with a generous portion of comfort, joy and sensual pleasure.

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HP3 Is Taking Off Like A Rocket

Posted on November 27, 2020 by LarryArcher

House Party 3 or HP3 was released a couple of days ago, and sales have really surprised me. This morning, it was #20 in Erotic Mysteries, #21 in Mystery Erotica, and only #35 in Lesbian Erotica. I guess all the fucking and sucking offended my lesbian readers!

Seriously, the House Party Series was started as an experiment to see if I could write stories that followed traditional guidelines as several fellow authors of smut have pointed out that a story needs conflict, resolution, and someone to hate.

As an engineer, I often struggled with the niceties in the world, such as which fork to use or how to pick your nose in public. We tend to be nerds, somewhat like Beavis and Butthead and duck, when social norms fly over our heads.

I decided with the original House Party that I would attempt to break the rut I was in and write in some conflict and resolution. I’m still trying to figure out who to hate, but I’m confident that it’ll come to me eventually.

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The Pornographer’s Apprentice by Lisabet Sarai

Posted on November 27, 2020 by LarryArcher

Today, I’m happy to give a shout out to my favorite female author of erotica, Lisabet Sarai, and her latest story, The Pornographer’s Apprentice.

In prudish, patriarchal Victorian England, nineteen-year-old prodigy Gillian Smith finds a secret society dedicated to the erotic arts. She’ll need both her intellect and her physical charms to earn the permanent position she craves.

Inspired by a salacious catalog found in her deceased uncle’s library, she applies for an apprenticeship with the Toymakers Guild. The Guild fabricates bespoke sexual artifacts for the private pleasure of select clients – an occupation for which Gillian, with her technical abilities and her lascivious temperament, is eminently suited.

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Sunday Musings by Larry Archer

Posted on October 25, 2020 by LarryArcher

I’m sitting here this Sunday morning in my boxers watching Meet the Press and taking stock of what the hell’s going on in the world and our little niche of Sin City. United States COVID daily new cases are fixing to top 80,000/day and deaths somewhere north of 1,000/day.

Life, as we know it, has ground to a halt. For those of us who like to throw our house keys in a bowl, those days are a dim memory and likely to be the same for probably the next six months to a year.

Swinging is a social event for us, and while the sex is great, the friendship among partiers is still the best thing. I guess when you’re sleeping with your friends, it tends to bolster the closeness you share with others.

As an engineer, we as a group tend to be introverts, and this pandemic hasn’t overly affected me. My wife, on the other hand, is an A-type who feeds on interaction with others. Foxy is a social-butterfly and flits from flower to flower, getting a taste of nectar then moving on to the next shiny object.

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Staying Sane During an Epidemic

Posted on October 17, 2020 by LarryArcher

I can understand mental health issues better now that we’ve been locked down for eight months or so due to COVID-19. As an engineer, I’m somewhat of an introvert, as most of us are. My wife is an A-type and feeds on interaction with others.

The pandemic has meant no parties, no poker, and no casinos to supply her need for excitement and entertainment, but honestly, she has faired better than I hoped. I was concerned that this might be too much for Foxy, but she has surprised me with her resilience.

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