Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

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Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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Sunday Musings by Larry Archer

I’m sitting here this Sunday morning in my boxers watching Meet the Press and taking stock of what the hell’s going on in the world and our little niche of Sin City. United States COVID daily new cases are fixing to top 80,000/day and deaths somewhere north of 1,000/day.

Life, as we know it, has ground to a halt. For those of us who like to throw our house keys in a bowl, those days are a dim memory and likely to be the same for probably the next six months to a year.

Swinging is a social event for us, and while the sex is great, the friendship among partiers is still the best thing. I guess when you’re sleeping with your friends, it tends to bolster the closeness you share with others.

As an engineer, we as a group tend to be introverts, and this pandemic hasn’t overly affected me. My wife, on the other hand, is an A-type who feeds on interaction with others. Foxy is a social-butterfly and flits from flower to flower, getting a taste of nectar then moving on to the next shiny object.

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Staying Sane During an Epidemic

I can understand mental health issues better now that we’ve been locked down for eight months or so due to COVID-19. As an engineer, I’m somewhat of an introvert, as most of us are. My wife is an A-type and feeds on interaction with others.

The pandemic has meant no parties, no poker, and no casinos to supply her need for excitement and entertainment, but honestly, she has faired better than I hoped. I was concerned that this might be too much for Foxy, but she has surprised me with her resilience.

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Fin d’Espoir, A Bisexual Vampire Romance By Lisabet Sarai

Fellow author of erotica, Lisabet Sarai, is offering up a bi-sexual vampire tale just in time for Halloween. (spooky music plays in the background!) Where is Bela Lugosi when we need him or more to my taste, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark?

Elvira, I want to drink your blood or maybe some other things. Alas, I’m stuck in my castle without anything to suck on, but I transgress.

Lisabet writes excellent erotica from a woman’s point of view and I always enjoy reading her work. This tale is completely appropriate for Halloween since we shouldn’t go out trick or treating until this plague is over.

If you’ve never tried one of Lisabet Sarai’s dirty stories, give her a ride. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised and it probably won’t hurt too bad but watch out if she grabs the flogger. The difference between pain and pleasure is less than you might realize.

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Hotwives, What’s Up With That?

Cuckold Club - First Date
Cuckold Club – First Date

One of the current hot trends is those who enjoy cuckolding and Hotwifing. A Hotwife is typically an older woman who enjoys the company of younger and more virile men. Note that I said men and not man.

A Hotwife is not cheating on her husband but stepping out with his encouragement and approval. The husband is known as a cuckold, which was once a derogatory term but no longer. The original definition of a cuckold was someone too small or unable to satisfy his wife and was often forced to endure watching his Hotwife enjoying sex with other men.

Today’s cuckold is typically a person who enjoys watching his wife have sex with others or getting an after-action report after she comes home after a date with her Bull. The Hotwife’s lovers are known as Bulls for their virility and ability to satisfy the Hotwife fully.

Picturing a Bull conjures up the image of a massive animal snorting and pawing the ground as he challenges anyone to take his place at the top of the food chain. His duty is to breed the herd of cows under his watch and dominate those around him. Likewise, the Bull in a cuckold – Hotwife relationship is one who services the Hotwife or in layman’s terms, “Fucks her brains out!”

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Avoiding the Amazon Dungeon

If you write erotica as I do, one of the first things you learn is to avoid Amazon’s Dungeon. Amazon’s censors seem to delight in throwing me under the bus, even when I’ve been careful and followed all the rules.

One of the first stories I published was Caught Screwing Mom’s Daughter. Amazon immediately classified it as “Adult,” which in their parlance means that the writer has gotten his/her knuckles slapped with the ruler. While tiptoeing up to the line, it doesn’t cross over, but Amazon was not a happy camper with the story.

Caught Screwing Mom’s Daughter is only available from SmashWords as Amazon not only threw it into the dungeon but “BLOCKED” it and in all caps! Unlike my wife, I didn’t go to a Catholic school, but she’s told me about nuns and their rulers.

Let’s face it, people who write smut always want to bend the rules and often come close to skirting the edges of acceptable. I’ve learned my lesson while I’ve had a couple of stories that were initially classified as “Adult,” most of my stuff is acceptable to Amazon’s censors. Acceptable is probably not the right word, and tolerable would be better.

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I Just Can’t Help Myself

As I’ve said numerous times, “Focus and finish the last thing before starting the next project!”

As usual, my New Year’s resolution was thrown under the bus before the first week in January was history. If I finished the over one-hundred stories I’ve got in my Draft folder, I’d be busy for the next couple of years. I’ve managed to publish over 30 novels, but to say I’ve got a backlog is an understatement.

My House Party (HP) story started as a single novel, it is now spanning three books, and I don’t expect to type the final “The End” for at least two more stories in the series. HP and HP2 are in the can (Hollywood speak), and HP3 is very close to release. Each one of the first three books is 80-90,000 words each. A typical paperback novel is 75-100,000 words, so if we add up HP + HP2 + HP3, we are starting to reach Stephen King’s The Stand size, yet with no end in sight.

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Wife Swap by Larry Archer

In a plot similar to their 1969 movie namesake, two couples Bob & Carol and Ted & Alice decide to open up their marriage and share some of their most intimate fantasies.

My original idea for this story came after I watched the original Bob & Carol and Ted & Alice on Amazon Prime. I have to admit that my story deviates a lot from the original R-rated movie. Aside from the bad hairdos and bell bottoms, it was pretty funny to see two more or less straight couples attempt to swap wives for the first time.

In my version of the story, you can follow along as the two wives decide to swap husbands for an innocent date to spice up their marriage. Still, things rapidly spiral out of control when they realize that Carol is a multiple personalities Sybil, who is up for anything and anyone.

Carol and Alice meet at the gym and find an instant attraction for each other. Carol is frankly a prude and the product of being raised by conservative parents, who instilled in her a seriously fucked up attitude towards sex.

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It’s a Crazy World Out There

I used to think that nothing would surprise me, but the world has proved me wrong time after time lately. First, some good news.

My good friend and fellow author of erotica, Lisabet Sari, puts on a Charity Sunday blog event to publicize a noteworthy charity, and this Sunday is no different. Irrespective of your skin color, Black Lives Matter has made an impact on all of us in this time of pandemic and protest.

This Sunday, Lisabet is promoting ColorOfChange.org and will donate two dollars to everyone who visits her blog and posts a comment on the post. Click here to see her latest Charity Sunday post.

A reasonably common kink are cuckold & Hotwife couples. The husband or cuckold enjoys watching his wife, the Hotwife, having sex with her Bulls. Bulls are bigger and longer than the cuckold husband, who sits by the bedside jerking off while his Hotwife is stretched out by the Bull’s large cock.

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Walk on the Wild Side by Larry Archer

Walk on the Wild Side is a 58,000-word explicit HEA erotic novel from Larry Archer, about two co-workers who become interested in spicing up their boring life by swinging. The twentieth story in the Foxy and Larry swinger series and continues the uncensored look into the freewheeling life and antics of our favorite swinger couple.

Walk on the Wild Side is featured today at KinkyLiterature.com, your one-stop source for all the best smut around. Buy from people who love you, just as much as you love yourself, just maybe not quite as often!

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Another Day in Paradise

Another Day in Paradise

Another Day in Paradise (40,000 Words) an erotic novella about a mid-western girl Monica, who moves to Las Vegas to pursue her dreams of being a chorus girl. Like many others, who came before her, she finds fame and fortune a challenging goal to achieve.

By accident, she meets a fellow dancer who gets her a job serving as eye candy escorting the mayor around town, to help keep her afloat while she pursues her dancing career.

Her girlfriend, Porsche, turns out to have a wild side, and quickly Monica is thrown into the clutches of two swingers and their girlfriends for a sex-filled romp that will keep you titillated page after page. Another Day in Paradise is a hard-core novella with a plot that leads you down the road of Monica’s seduction in exquisite detail. You’ll be amazed as to how quickly she comes over to the Dark Side.

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