Larry Archer’s entire catalog is 50% off or Free during the
month of July 2019.
That’s right, it’s a fire sale without the fire so just tell your husband and/or wife to slide the TV dinners under the bathroom door as you’ve locked yourself in for the entire month of July and will spend the month Jerking or Jilling off to Larry’s smut.
Don’t feel bad that I’ll have to put my Frenchie out on the
street corner with a sign reading, “Will Work for Blue Buffalo.” She needed to
lose a few pounds anyway!
SmashWords kicks off the summer for a site-wide sales of stories
in all genres, and Larry Archer is all in on the deal. SmashWords is the place
where you can find virtually all types of erotic stories, even those Amazon
doesn’t accept. #2Hot4Amazon
Larry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.
They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!
Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading →
This post highlights part two of a two part story I wrote about two housewives who decide to swap husbands for the night. It was an innocent idea about spicing up their marriage by going out to dinner with their friend’s husband.
But as Larry Archer’s stories often go, this one runs off the rails really quickly and a steak dinner ends up with both girls getting filled with meat that wasn’t on the menu.
In Wife Swap 2, the girls quickly find themselves in the deep end of the pool and when they reach out for help, they discover the hand is holding a whip!
Wife Swap 2 (54,400 Words) carries on in the same depraved and debauchery filled story that started in the original Wife Swap.
An interesting topic that seems to come up a lot is, does swinging end up in divorce?
I read the other day that 2% of swinger couples end up
divorced. Then there was another study which said that 92% of open marriages
end in divorce.
What does this mean and are swingers headed to divorce court
or are you the 98% who make it? I had to stop and think of these two extremes
to try and understand what’s really going on.
First, we have to define some terms as swingers,
polyamorous, open, and monogamous marriages have different meanings to a lot of
As a swinger, I believe that a lot of “straights,” tend to misunderstand us and believe that we’re all on the way to hell. Let’s talk about the basic types of relationships and then try to make sense of what’s the most stable one.
Around 10:33 AM PST, the Las Vegas area was moved (not really shaken) from the earthquake centered in Searles Valley California. It was weird and the first earthquake I’ve ever really felt.
It took a second to realize what was happening as I could feel the back and forth motion, which slowly got stronger. It lasted about 30 seconds and for awhile, the rock and roll motion was really evident.
Looking outside, I could see a nearby street lamp was shaking but then everything went quiet. I haven’t noticed any damage to my house as it didn’t seem severe.
Checking with https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map I saw that a 6.4 had occurred. There have been 114 quakes over 2.5 in the area which surprised me. I’ve watched the earthquake display at the University of Nevada Las Vegas and knew that they were fairly common but didn’t realize this common.
Television is reporting a 6.6 but according to the USGS, it was a maximum of 6.4 but who’s counting.
Ran across this picture of what looks to be a stoned dog in an article about not letting your pets eat your doobies. If you catch your dog with his head in a bag of Doritos, then you might want to worry. LOL
A more likely event is your puppy being terrified by the fireworks and possibly tanks or flying baby Trumps if you’re in Washington DC. Your vet can prescribe some sedatives to help him over the hump.
Another good suggestion is a “Thunder Buddy,” or similar tight fitting corset that holds the pet firmly around the chest. For some reason, this seems to calm the dogs. It worked with our last pet who has since gone to the Rainbow Bridge to wait for us.
If you have a pet who is scared of loud noises, consider trying these to help out your pet during thunderstorms or fireworks. Try searching for “Thunderbuddy” or “ThunderShirt” on Amazon.
Pick out some hot erotica to read. Keep your zipper up for a minute more else the keyboard will get all sticky.
Whip it out, your credit card that is for the stories that aren’t free. Make sure you enter the Coupon code shown to discount the price.
Now, lock the bathroom door or pull the sheet over your head and enjoy.
For those of you who are concerned about going blind or having hair grow on your palms, my mother told me the same thing. I just said that I’ll quit when I need glasses but it doesn’t seem to be getting any worse?
If you need it, below is my Buy Link for Larry Archer’s Erotica on SmashWords.
Apparently, there are different types of erotica, which I’m sometimes reminded of by other authors. There is romantic erotica which covers the naughty bits with long flowery prose. “He thrust his tumescent love sword into my pink flower pedals, covered in dew.”
WTF? Does anyone really talk like that?
“Jamming his massive, rock hard cock into my quivering
engorged cunt felt like shoving a cattle prod into my pussy as my brain
exploded from the orgasm!”
Then there is the story which teases you up until the final
paragraph when we find that they really did it after you’ve read page after
page of buildup.
“Blah, blah, blah, ripping her clothes off he defiled her virginity as the sun slowly sunk in the west.”