Larry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.
They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!
Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading →
In a plot similar to their 1969 movie namesake, two couples Bob & Carol and Ted & Alice decide to open up their marriage and share some of their most intimate fantasies.
My original idea for this story came after I watched the original Bob & Carol and Ted & Alice on Amazon Prime. I have to admit that my story deviates a lot from the original R-rated movie. Aside from the bad hairdos and bell bottoms, it was pretty funny to see two more or less straight couples attempt to swap wives for the first time.
In my version of the story, you can follow along as the two wives decide to swap husbands for an innocent date to spice up their marriage. Still, things rapidly spiral out of control when they realize that Carol is a multiple personalities Sybil, who is up for anything and anyone.
Carol and Alice meet at the gym and find an instant attraction for each other. Carol is frankly a prude and the product of being raised by conservative parents, who instilled in her a seriously fucked up attitude towards sex.
I used to think that nothing would surprise me, but the world has proved me wrong time after time lately. First, some good news.
My good friend and fellow author of erotica, Lisabet Sari, puts on a Charity Sunday blog event to publicize a noteworthy charity, and this Sunday is no different. Irrespective of your skin color, Black Lives Matter has made an impact on all of us in this time of pandemic and protest.
This Sunday, Lisabet is promoting ColorOfChange.org and will donate two dollars to everyone who visits her blog and posts a comment on the post. Click here to see her latest Charity Sunday post.
A reasonably common kink are cuckold & Hotwife couples. The husband or cuckold enjoys watching his wife, the Hotwife, having sex with her Bulls. Bulls are bigger and longer than the cuckold husband, who sits by the bedside jerking off while his Hotwife is stretched out by the Bull’s large cock.
Walk on the Wild Side is a 58,000-word explicit HEA erotic novel from Larry Archer, about two co-workers who become interested in spicing up their boring life by swinging. The twentieth story in the Foxy and Larry swinger series and continues the uncensored look into the freewheeling life and antics of our favorite swinger couple.
Walk on the Wild Side is featured today at KinkyLiterature.com, your one-stop source for all the best smut around. Buy from people who love you, just as much as you love yourself, just maybe not quite as often!
Another Day in Paradise (40,000 Words) an erotic novella about a mid-western girl Monica, who moves to Las Vegas to pursue her dreams of being a chorus girl. Like many others, who came before her, she finds fame and fortune a challenging goal to achieve.
By accident, she meets a fellow dancer who gets her a job serving as eye candy escorting the mayor around town, to help keep her afloat while she pursues her dancing career.
Her girlfriend, Porsche, turns out to have a wild side, and quickly Monica is thrown into the clutches of two swingers and their girlfriends for a sex-filled romp that will keep you titillated page after page. Another Day in Paradise is a hard-core novella with a plot that leads you down the road of Monica’s seduction in exquisite detail. You’ll be amazed as to how quickly she comes over to the Dark Side.
The House Party series is somewhat of a break from my normal Foxy and Larry series of swinger stories. I’m waiting to see if I catch hell from my wife about how I portrayed her in this series as she’s a little bit further over the edge. We are a happily married swinger couple, and when I create a story based upon our fictional selves, I try to write the story pretty much true to life as we are “normally.”
I try to portray Foxy and Larry as we are in real life, except not richer than God and not owning a strip club. Being in the Lifestyle has always been fun and enjoyable. We have a close group of friends that we run with. With the divorce rate at around fifty-percent in the straight world, divorce among swingers is rare.
“House Party” is a term used between swingers to denote a special kind of party when “we” get together. Swingers are a special breed who live amongst us in secrecy. Normal people who we call “straights” are the oblivious ones who have no idea of what’s going on around them.
It’s hard to know how many swingers there are, but estimates put them at 2-10% of the population, according to NBCNews.com. Personally, I think the percentage is more in the 4-5% range, but it’s hard to know for sure.
Swinging is frowned upon by a lot of people and, as such, not a topic regularly discussed over coffee. What my wife and I have found is that swingers are by in large great people to associate with. A party is called a house party, which flies over the heads of most straights.
For the most part, attending a house party looks like any other social gathering except for a few noticeable differences. Women in the Lifestyle tend to be exhibitionists, and as such, the scenery is usually much better than a typical Friday night get together with the neighbors.
Authors who self-publish, worry about sales for several reasons. Your sales can mean the difference between cat food and steak for dinner! The term “self-publish” means that the author alone is at the wheel without being able to rely on the Tesla self-driving mode. When you point to the reasons for success or failure, your finger points directly at your head!
The traditional method of publishing assumes that you, the author, will write the next Gone With The Wind. Then you ship off your manuscript to a major publisher and sit around, often for months, just to receive the dreaded rejection letter.
My latest box set, Swinger’s Box Set #2, has run off in a cloud of dust. I just checked on Amazon, and it’s #29 in Fantasy Erotica. This is after only three days in the Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited store. Technically, its been out five days, but since it took two days for Amazon to review and publish it, I consider it on the market for three days!
Swinger’s Box Set #2 is a compilation of three of my more popular erotic stores, and at over 122,000 words is more than full novel size in length. If you’ll note, the page count is 344 pages. With smut from Larry Archer, you run out of stroke before you run out of pages!
While I was able to withstand the urge to buy myself a new Range Rover, I did order a new, just-released Canon R5 with a 24-70mm f2.8 L lens. For you non-camera types, instead of the Sears & Roebuck catalog, shutterbugs are taking the R5 brochure to the bathroom to jerk off to.
If you click on the story titles above, it will open up a description of each story. This box set is long at 122,000 words, so buy a bigger tube of lube before reading. Larry Archer writes hot explicit yet HEA erotic stories with a plot.
There is action on every page, so make sure the pages aren’t stuck together as you’ll miss somebody getting laid! Larry writes guilt-free erotica in his humorous style that will keep you cuming back for more.
One of my favorite fellow authors of erotica, Lisabet Sarai, has just released her latest story, The Slut Strikes Back. Lisabet writes a broad range of genres, from romance to stroke stories, but in my opinion, her stroke stories are where she shines.
I just finished The Slut Strikes Back last night, and it is a juicy tale for sure. I didn’t particularly care for the cover image, but once you start reading, you’ll be reaching for the lube in no time!