Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

Available at:
Kinky Literature
Amazon
SmashWords
Apple iBooks
Kobo
Barnes and Noble
Scribd

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

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“I’ll Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Do That!”

With a heavy heart, I learned of the passing of Meatloaf, one of the giants of rock and roll. As a lover of cult and obscure SyFy movies, Foxy and I have attended many Rocky Horror Picture Show showings. While the moviegoers have gotten a little long in the tooth, attending a theatre event is something many “normal” people have never seen.

Years ago, we attended our first Rocky Horror with a fellow couple in the Lifestyle. For the uninitiated, you need a scorecard or Rocky fan to tell you what’s happening in the aisles. Brad and Janet are a naïve, newly married couple who stumble onto the castle of Doctor Frank N Furter, a.k.a. Tim Curry, who is having a party.

As the moviegoers danced in the aisle and did the Time Warp, we were surprised to find that the entire audience would scream “SLUT!” every time Janet would appear. And when Brad appeared, it was “ASSHOLE!”

“It’s just a jump to the left.”

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“Stripper or Nurse?” Back In ICU

While aggravating, it seems appropriate that Amazon’s latest missive from their bitches in the rejection department are now telling me that my latest print book, Stripper or Nurse? has a bleed issue!

The print version of Stripper or Nurse? was released several years back. With my newfound urges to offer my smut in print form, I decided to update the book and republish it in Quark. While there wasn’t anything specifically wrong with the original release, I just can’t seem from stopping myself when I get an idea. As an engineer, I tend to be OCD and anal about somethings and just couldn’t help myself.

First, they rejected the book because I didn’t include all the words from the title in the electronic version on the cover of the print book. Who would have thought that they would care about some minor detail? So, I fired up CorelDRAW and fixed the cover or so I thought.

This morning, I find another vindictive email in my inbox telling me that my cover has a bleed issue. I already knew that but didn’t think it would be an issue as the faux nurse on the cover would divert the reader’s attention to her long legs.

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“Coffee, Tea, or Me?” Featured at Kinky Literature

Coffee, Tea, or ME?

My good friends at Kinky Literature are featuring one of my erotic stories, Coffee, Tea, or Me?, today at KinkyLiterature.com. It’s based on an actual event that happened after my wife won a poker tournament in Las Vegas. Naturally, the names have been changed to protect the guilty!

How better to celebrate than with a newly divorced server from the high rollers private club?

Following is a brief public service commercial for KinkyLiterature.com

As an author of self-published erotica, advertising my wares is always difficult. I don’t have the staff or budget of a full-fledged publishing house and have to rely on other means to get the word out.

KinkyLiterature.com is a great source for both readers and writers of erotica, and I can’t say enough good things about them. Erotic stories for your electronic devices are somewhat like the magazines that you buy from under the counter, and the clerk quickly puts them in a brown paper bag.

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The Source and Cure for COVID Discovered!

First of all, it’s freezing in Las Vegas. How can you expect to see any showgirls or drunk tourists when it’s 41 degrees in Sin City? The weather aside, I learned a bunch of new things this week. First, it appears that smoking dope will cure COVID and who would have thunk it?

Then last night, during my COVID treatment, I saw President Biden on SNL, and he revealed the secret that COVID is caused by watching the Spiderman movie. So for God’s sake, don’t see Spiderman but stay home and watch porn on your laptop. Watching smut and treating yourself to the COVID treatment is a lot better, except you need three hands. One for stuffing Doritos in your mouth, another to fast forward through the slow spots, and then one for self-gratification!

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House Party Now in Paperback

House Party

I’ve decided to start publishing my erotic stories in paperback for those who like to hold something while they read. Just be careful and don’t get the pages all stuck together as they are hard to peel apart.

My decision to offer my smut in paperback was generated by my beautiful Luddite wife, who loves to read but needs to feel it. It’s like the old saying, “I buy you books and all you do is eat the covers!” Well, Foxy doesn’t eat the covers but refuses to read on an electronic device such as cell phones, tablets, PCs, or Macs. But you have to make certain concessions to have arm candy.

Wifey was the inspiration for my latest story, In My Dreams, which is based upon a dream she had about a woman like Sybil. Sybil is a story that’s been around for a long time about a woman who has a multiple personality disorder. She has a bunch of people living inside her who come out and help her cope with stressful situations.

Pixie in the story suffers a tragic loss when her parents are killed in a car wreck. She was always sheltered by her parents, who feared everything, especially horny males. Check this link for more on In My Dreams or click here to grab a copy in Print or Electronic format.

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“In My Dreams” – Available in Paperback

My latest book, In My Dreams, is now available in paperback form in addition to electronic format. I’m beginning to push out my eBooks in print form for those who like to hold something while reading. For those who enjoy reading on their phone, tablet, or computer can opt for the electronic format.

In My Dreams is an erotic story about a young woman who discovers multiple personalities and a nymphomaniac that lives inside her body. Somewhat based on Sybil, who had a bunch of alternate personalities to deal with. Pixie only has one slut inside her.

Patricia or Pixie, for short, grew up in a strict household where anything related to sex was treated with punishment. Then, at age twenty, her already troubled life was turned upside down by her parents’ untimely death.

Pixie was suddenly thrust into the real world and had to deal with everything her parents had tried to shield her from. Possibly this is the schism that created Theresa, who deals with all the things Pixie can’t face.

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“House Party” Coming to Paperback

House Party

With In My Dreams in the can, as they say in the movie business, I’ve decided to go through my published erotica and offer more of my titles in print form. I’ve decided to start with the House Party series of four books and currently re-editing the story to ferret out any lapses in judgment when I was trying to type with one hand and abusing myself with the other.

As much as I hate to say this, House Party was damn good. I’d forgotten a lot of the detail in the story as it’s several years old. It’s like I’m reading it for the first time, and I’m impressed. I’d pat myself on the back but would probably injure my shoulder doing it.

I must be a glutton for punishment as I wasn’t happy with the initial output created automatically by Amazon’s conversion routines. I know that I could have generated the PDF straight from Word, but since this is a print book, I wanted it to have the bells and whistles of the average book you buy at Barnes and Noble. So I invested another $450 bucks in updating my QuarkXPress to the latest version to satisfy my anal OCD impulses. While my existing copy worked fine, there is nothing like the new car smell of software right out of the cellophane. I need to sell a bunch of copies of In My Dreams and House Party to get me back in the black. As if that will ever happen.

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New Year’s Eve Pajama Party

Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party

Richie and Randi of KinkyLiterature.com sent me a Happy New Year greeting and mentioned that they were featuring my erotic story, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party, today. Of course, that brought back a flood of memories of the night that story is based upon!

We throw a large New Year’s Eve Pajama Party every year with typically 50-60 couples in all kinds of outlandish outfits or lack thereof. As hosts, Foxy and I rarely have as much fun as we’d wish taking care of things.

Swingers don’t usually drink much as it affects your performance. The guys anyway and so drunks are rarely a problem at our house parties. Generally, several cops, a plastic surgeon, and a paramedic are on hand. Back in the Midwest, we used to have a corner who partied with us. She was a tiny thing, and for someone who handled stiffs, every day was a wild thing in bed.

We always made it a habit not to get too friendly with our neighbors as our parties were a bit wild, and we never wanted anyone around us to show up. Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party was the night our fears came to pass.

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In My Dreams available in print

In My Dreams is now available in paperback for those who need to hang on to something while reading erotica. The book is created with a commercial desktop publishing system, QuarkXPress.

QuarkXPress is a DTP layout program that is almost an S&M experience to use but can produce virtually any type of printed material for those who haven’t dabbled in commercial design work.

In My Dreams is an erotic story about a young woman who discovers multiple personalities and a nymphomaniac that lives inside her body. Somewhat based on Sybil, who had a bunch of alternate personalities to deal with. Pixie only had one slut inside her.

Patricia or Pixie, for short, grew up in a strict household where anything related to sex was treated with punishment. Then, at age twenty, her already troubled life was turned upside down by her parents’ untimely death.

Pixie was suddenly thrust into the real world and had to deal with everything her parents had tried to shield her from. Possibly this is the schism that created Theresa, who would deal with all the things Pixie couldn’t face.

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Are We Becoming Gayer?

I’m friends with a “straight” woman at my day job, and I’ll call her Susan. She’s not an office wife but just someone I’m good friends with. She’s an attractive mature woman with big blond hair. She wears stripper shoes all the time, possibly because she’s only about five feet tall, but it is a good look for me.

Like most swingers, we hide our other life as straights look down on us for it. Plus, I’ve tried to resist daytime romances as it often ends with stained back seats and irate husbands, which I don’t need in my work-a-day life.

Our conversations generally end up talking about sex, not phone sex sex but sexual topics. My office buddy has been divorced for a long time and has a son. The other day she asked me what I’d think if she decided to date another woman?

I replied with the typical guy response of, “As long as I get to watch!” When she asked why do men like that, I responded with I have no idea but it is so exciting. She went on to tell me that every guy she’s dated has turned out to be a jerk and so she’s been thinking of trying women.

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