Larry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.
They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!
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Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading
My Wife Is A Porn Star (24,000 Words) is a kinky story about a guy, who comes home to an empty house as his wife is out partying with the girls. Figuring that this would be a good time to watch some porn on his computer, he grabs a beer and picks out a new video to watch that looks pretty hot.
He’s sitting there, playing with himself, while watching these two girls take care of everyone on the set. In the last scene, he finally gets a good look at the girl’s faces and realizes that he’s just jerked off to his wife and his best friend’s wife making a pornographic movie.
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This is another public service announcement (PSA) for those of you who are challenged when trying to get lucky. In the spirit of sharing the love, I’m letting you in on my sure-fire way to get into his/her pants.
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I’m feeling melancholy this morning so here’s my PSA for the day. Las Vegas is struggling through the final days of summer with record-breaking temperatures above 110 degrees F common and late night temperatures in the nineties.
Our neighboring state of California is going up in flames as the president blames it on California diverting all the water to the Pacific Ocean. Don’t even get me started on trying to figure that one out.
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My latest erotic story, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party, is being featured today on KinkyLiterature, your go-to spot for all the best porn and smut stories.
Picture the shock of crashing a neighbor’s New Year’s Eve party and discovering that you’ve just stepped into an orgy beyond your wildest dreams. Imagine Greg’s shock when he discovers that his wife doesn’t want to leave without sampling the host and hostess.
Greg learns to love the sound of the whip just before it strikes his bruised ass as his wife pulls the train to Happy Town. A week ago, Greg couldn’t spell “cuckold” and now he realizes that he is one. Plus, there is the “Pegging” but we don’t talk about that in mixed company.
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Last week I took a CPR refresher course, which reminded me of my erotic novel, Stripper or Nurse?, which is about a businessman who ditches work to hang out with the dancers at The Fox’s Den.
The Fox’s Den is the premier strip joint, a.k.a. Gentleman’s Club, in the fantasy world of swingers Foxy and Larry. While at The Den, he suffers a heart attack and collapses on the floor, next to the stage.
The dancer, dressed only in a thong and stripper shoes, looks down as the customer crumples to the floor. Jumping off the stage, she quickly determines that his heart is not beating and starts CPR on the dude.
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My good friend and fellow writer of erotica, Lisabet Sarai, is holding one of her regular Charity Sunday’s. If you visit her blog and leave a comment, Lisabet will donate one dollar for each comment to the ACLU and Planned Parenthood.
As our current administration seems to be hell-bent on tearing families apart at the border with apparently no thought of ever reconciling the children is just another hairbrained idea of the people at the top, who should have more compassion for others.
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For most, a trip to the dentist can be one of the worst experiences of your life. How many times have you heard the term “root canal” being used to describe some horror? Here, only in Las Vegas, could a woman be raped by four dentists!
The article in the Review Journal indicates that one of the dentists picked up a woman at a bar and brought her back to his room for more drinking. Then in the room, she was assaulted by three other dentists, including some who were brothers.
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