Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

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Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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House Party Series Update

House Party 2 is available on Kindle Unlimited and can be read for free along with the first story, House Party.

The House Party series is somewhat of a break from my normal Foxy and Larry series of swinger stories. I’m waiting to see if I catch hell from my wife about how I portrayed her in this series as she’s a little bit further over the edge. We are a happily married swinger couple, and when I create a story based upon our fictional selves, I try to write the story pretty much true to life as we are “normally.”

I try to portray Foxy and Larry as we are in real life, except not richer than God and not owning a strip club. Being in the Lifestyle has always been fun and enjoyable. We have a close group of friends that we run with. With the divorce rate at around fifty-percent in the straight world, divorce among swingers is rare.

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House Party or The Secret Life of Swingers

House Party

“House Party” is a term used between swingers to denote a special kind of party when “we” get together. Swingers are a special breed who live amongst us in secrecy. Normal people who we call “straights” are the oblivious ones who have no idea of what’s going on around them.

It’s hard to know how many swingers there are, but estimates put them at 2-10% of the population, according to NBCNews.com. Personally, I think the percentage is more in the 4-5% range, but it’s hard to know for sure.

Swinging is frowned upon by a lot of people and, as such, not a topic regularly discussed over coffee. What my wife and I have found is that swingers are by in large great people to associate with. A party is called a house party, which flies over the heads of most straights.

For the most part, attending a house party looks like any other social gathering except for a few noticeable differences. Women in the Lifestyle tend to be exhibitionists, and as such, the scenery is usually much better than a typical Friday night get together with the neighbors.

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Sales Reporting Tools for Authors

Authors who self-publish, worry about sales for several reasons. Your sales can mean the difference between cat food and steak for dinner! The term “self-publish” means that the author alone is at the wheel without being able to rely on the Tesla self-driving mode. When you point to the reasons for success or failure, your finger points directly at your head!

The traditional method of publishing assumes that you, the author, will write the next Gone With The Wind. Then you ship off your manuscript to a major publisher and sit around, often for months, just to receive the dreaded rejection letter.

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“Swinger’s Box Set #2” – Has Hit the Ground Running

My latest box set, Swinger’s Box Set #2, has run off in a cloud of dust. I just checked on Amazon, and it’s #29 in Fantasy Erotica. This is after only three days in the Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited store. Technically, its been out five days, but since it took two days for Amazon to review and publish it, I consider it on the market for three days!

Swinger’s Box Set #2 is a compilation of three of my more popular erotic stores, and at over 122,000 words is more than full novel size in length. If you’ll note, the page count is 344 pages. With smut from Larry Archer, you run out of stroke before you run out of pages!

While I was able to withstand the urge to buy myself a new Range Rover, I did order a new, just-released Canon R5 with a 24-70mm f2.8 L lens. For you non-camera types, instead of the Sears & Roebuck catalog, shutterbugs are taking the R5 brochure to the bathroom to jerk off to.

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Swinger’s Box Set #2 by Larry Archer

I’ve just released my second swinger’s box set for your self-abuse pleasure. The box set contains three complete stories, which have been refreshed for this release. Swinger’s Box Set #2 includes The Runaway, Seduced by the Dark Side, and Alyson Discovers the Glory Hole. Read the stories for free with a Kindle Unlimited account.

If you click on the story titles above, it will open up a description of each story. This box set is long at 122,000 words, so buy a bigger tube of lube before reading. Larry Archer writes hot explicit yet HEA erotic stories with a plot.

There is action on every page, so make sure the pages aren’t stuck together as you’ll miss somebody getting laid! Larry writes guilt-free erotica in his humorous style that will keep you cuming back for more.

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“The Slut Strikes Back” by Lisabet Sarai

One of my favorite fellow authors of erotica, Lisabet Sarai, has just released her latest story, The Slut Strikes Back. Lisabet writes a broad range of genres, from romance to stroke stories, but in my opinion, her stroke stories are where she shines.

I just finished The Slut Strikes Back last night, and it is a juicy tale for sure. I didn’t particularly care for the cover image, but once you start reading, you’ll be reaching for the lube in no time!

“Find someone else to satisfy your needs.”

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COVID-19 Swinger Sex

After being in lockdown for several months, we’ve all had to cope in various ways. For swingers, it’s been even more of a challenge as we are a very social group. House Parties are usually a weekly affair.

In every swinger’s group, we’ve been involved in, there are typically a small number of couples who host House Parties. The term “House Party” is an acronym used by Lifestyle members to get together with other people to fuck and suck someone else’s wife’s brains out.

It’s funny because the Lifestyle is a secret organization, like when Ralphie in Chrismas Story, got an Ovaltine secret decoder ring to read encrypted messages, which ended up advertising their drink. For us, it’s similar to when we talk about swinger stuff when straights are around, and we use acronyms to discuss things when “those” people are near and can overhear us.

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“My Wife is a Porn Star” by Larry Archer

My Wife Is A Porn Star

Cuckolding: My Wife Is A Porn Star is a kinky story about a guy who comes home to an empty house as his wife is out partying with the girls. Figuring that this would be an excellent time to watch some porn on his computer, he grabs a beer and picks out a new video to watch that looks pretty hot.

He’s sitting there, playing with himself, while watching these two girls take care of everyone on the set. In the last scene, he finally gets a good look at the girls and realizes that he’s jerked off to his wife and his best friend’s wife making a pornographic movie.

His revulsion quickly turns to excitement as he realizes that they’ve been doing this for a while. Follow Ralph as he and his best friend track down the studio and get to watch their wives make another movie, while they watch from a hidden room. This the third cuckolding (Hotwife) eStory that I’ve written, and a lot of the ideas for the stories are based upon the several couples we know who are a Hotwife and cuckold couple.

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The Watchers [Cuckold/Hotwife #5]

The Watchers

The Watchers (36,000 words) is a tale about Gene, an insurance adjuster, who is having a mid-life crisis after 20 years of marriage. Imagine that you’ve just finished a mind-numbing seminar and are sitting in a hotel bar having a drink when you pick up on the conversation two guys next to you are having about a Sex Show.

You hear the words “Sex Show,” and your ears perk up. As you listen, you discover that for one-hundred dollars, you can watch people having sex right in front of your eyes. For someone who looks at wrecked cars and damaged houses for a living, a sex show sounds irresistible.

The sex show turns out to be everything Gene could hope for and much more. At the end of the show, he discovers that one of the actresses is his sweet innocent wife of twenty years.

At first appalled, disgusted, and sick at his stomach at what he’s seen, yet he can’t seem to keep from looking at the pictures and movies one of the girls sends him. Discover how Gene attempts to deal with the fact his wife is not what she seems, and how is he going to handle this revelation?

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Cheating Glory Hole Wives by Larry Archer

Cheating Glory Hole Wives

Cheating Glory Hole Wives is a heartwarming story for all you glory hole fans. The guys are all in the basement building their man caves while their unsatisfied wives twiddle their thumbs.

Two married women finally decide to take matters into their own hands, or more correctly mouths.

Ensconced in his basement man cave so he can watch non-stop football, Ralph becomes suspicious that his wife is entertaining herself with a completely different sport. One where she spends most of her time on her knees! Worse, she has sucked his best friend’s wife in on her dirty little game, and both wives start disappearing at night dressed in outfits that would be more appropriate for streetwalkers than sweet loving housewives.

Ralph can’t decide if he wants to throw his wife out of the house or unzip his pants and watch. He follows her and her girlfriend to the local adult theater to see what she’s up to.

He realizes that his wife Mary is spending her nights kneeling in front of a hole in the wall servicing anonymous men, and never even learns their names. Together Mary and his friend’s wife Sue work diligently to satisfy every man they come across except for their own husbands.

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