Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

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Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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House Party 4 by Larry Archer is Off and Running

The third day out of the blocks and House Party 4’s rating is between #25 – #38 in the Best Sellers Rank of its erotic categories! Yesterday it was ~68K in the Kindle Store, and today it’s at 25K. Twenty-five thousand may not sound that great, but in erotica, that is a superb ranking.

HP4 is another in the House Party saga by Larry Archer. The entire series to date (HP, HP2, HP3, & HP4) is a total of 272,000 words or 65% the size of Gone With The Wind by Margaret Mitchell.

I can guarantee you that flogging your weiner to House Party is more satisfying than Gone With The Wind.

HP started as a single book, but there was no way to contain all of the fucking and sucking in a single book. HP has laid waste to every pretty woman around, and while I hate to use the term rape and pillage, there is not a lot of pillaging going on.

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House Party 4 by Larry Archer available now

House Party 4, the latest in the House Party Series by Larry Archer, was released today on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited.

Kindle Unlimited Members Can Read For FREE

Our horny gang of perverts is all together once again with everyone back in Las Vegas. Previously, Foxy ran off to Los Angeles to become a pornographic movie star. You can read about her escapades in LA by checking out the initial books of the House Party Series.

Larry thought his life would get back to normal with his wife at home, but why would he believe that. Foxy may be living at home, but she’s still infatuated with Butch, their big dicked friend.

Sherry, his sensible girlfriend, which he could always count on, has now fallen off the wagon and discovers she wants to be a swinger also. And not just a “normal” swinger but discovers her fascination for orgies and gangbangs.

Remember, if you are a Kindle Unlimited member, you can read House Party 4 for free and the other House Party stories.

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Swinger’s Box Set #2

While the COVID pandemic still has us in its grasp, there appears to be a light at the end of the tunnel, and hopefully, it is not an oncoming train!

To help you stay occupied at home, I’d like to suggest my swinger’s box set for your self-abuse pleasure.

The box set contains three complete stories, which have been refreshed for this release. Swinger’s Box Set #2 includes The Runaway, Seduced by the Dark Side, and Alyson Discovers the Glory Hole. Read the stories for free with a Kindle Unlimited account.

If you click on the story titles above, it will open up a description of each story. This box set is long at 122,000 words, so buy a larger tube of lube before reading. Larry Archer writes hot explicit yet HEA erotic stories with a plot.

There is action on every page, so make sure the pages aren’t stuck together as you’ll miss somebody getting laid! Larry writes guilt-free erotica in his humorous style that will keep you cumming back for more.

Larry draws on their experiences as a dyed-in-wool swinger couple to bring you stories ripped straight out of their antics along with what they’ve seen at house parties.

Remember, for those of you who fork over the $10 a month for Kindle Unlimited, you can read Swinger’s Box Set #2 for FREE!

As always, I recommend that you purchase your smut from Kinky Literature. They are a one-stop supplier of the best porn around. Pay the same price from Kinky Literature as Amazon and help support their business.

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Alyson Discovers the Glory Hole by Larry Archer

My good friends at KinkyLiterature are featuring one of my glory hole stories today. This HEA explicit story is a good one to occupy your time as you learn about what happens at the glory hole.

Alyson Discovers the Glory Hole, ahard core erotic adult story about two swingers, Foxy and Larry, who take an oral obsessed girlfriend to a Las Vegas adult theater with glory holes to satisfy her cravings for servicing strangers.

While in the toy section, they pick up a straight couple when the wife becomes infatuated with Foxy’s braless jugs, micro-mini, and thigh high boots. Foxy makes Alyson take care of the husband to help get her warmed up. Foxy’s dominate side quickly comes out as she punishes the cashier for hitting on her husband and gives her ten lashes with her riding crop in front of the other customers as correction. The young Goth cashier begs Foxy to become her Mistress and take her as a new slave.

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Idle Hands are the Devil’s Workshop by Larry Archer

Idle Hands

As your parents have probably told you many times, “Idle Hands are the devil’s workshop,” which is the title of my erotic story. Two MILFs with workaholic husbands decide to take matters into their own hands and get satisfaction.

They start at an adult theater and store to innocently purchase a replacement vibrator for one which has died from overuse. One thing leads to another, and they end up learning what “Glory Hole” really means and how hard the floor is on their knees.

They next decide to sample the world of swingers and further their education in the ways of sexual conquest and satisfaction.

This 20,000-word story is available now on all the usual sites for your self-abuse pleasure. As always, I recommend that you purchase from KinkyLiterature.com as the price is the same, and you get the satisfaction of supporting people who enjoy smut stories as much as you do.

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Crashing the Swinger’s New Year’s PJ Party by Larry Archer

Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party

Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party is based upon an incident that happened during one of our annual New Year’s Eve Pajama Parties. For some years, we’ve hosted a swinger’s pajama party to welcome in the New Year. It gives kissing under the mistletoe a whole new meaning.

The PJ party is typically 50-60 couples plus an assortment of unicorns that we run with and 2-3 single guys thrown in for good measure. There are always people from around the country that we’ve met in our travels, for flavor. So by midnight, there are well more than one-hundred naked or semi-naked people in our house. Victoria’s Secret is proud of us!

Our party is currently on hiatus due to the COVID pandemic but hopefully can start up next year.

We carefully select the invitees, and most people are professionals, doctors, business owners, and a handful of elected officials, not including the cops. Cops, doctors, and nurses are some of the most perverted when they let their hair down. We have to be careful who we invite as some of our party animals are also on the social pages, and being outed would not be a good thing.

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I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus by Larry Archer

Mommy Sucking Santa

I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus is bigger, nastier, better, yet still free to Kindle Unlimited subscribers and cheap to the rest of you. #LarryArcher has rewritten his classic story for the Christmas holidays.

Tongue in cheek and highly erotic story of what happens when Santa and his Helper accidentally slide down the wrong chimney and discover three naked girls trimming the Christmas Tree. A parody of the classic Christmas story, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, this one is X-rated and suitable for reading under the sheet with a flashlight or in the bathroom, with the door locked!

Larry Archer originally wrote this as a short story for Christmas in 2013, and it has been one of his more popular erotic tales. Larry rewrote the story and doubled the content with new scenes, and added additional hot and nasty action for your reading pleasure.

This story is, sorry to say, untrue and hopefully doesn’t shock you as much as when you learned the cruel truth about Santa at around age six. But like your fantasizes about Santa bringing you a pony, reading I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus will put your thoughts in overdrive as you consider what you’d do when you discover three beautiful nubile naked young ladies trimming the Christmas tree. (Sorry for all the adverbs!)

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Larry Archer’s Smut 25% Off!

Just a quick note to let my readers know that all of my erotic stories are 25% off between Friday, December 18 through Friday, January 1, 2021 at the SmashWords site.

Below is a link to my SmashWord’s author’s page.

http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LarryArcher?Ref=LarryArcher

Stay safe and have a great holiday season.

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Seduced by the Dark Side by Larry Archer

COVID-19 has changed all our lives this past year and not for the better. Hopefully, next year will bring us vaccines and improve our lives. Foxy and I live in Las Vegas, which up until now was one of the party capitals of the world.

Before moving to Vegas, we’d visit Sin City four or five times a year as we enjoyed the non-stop 24x7x365 attitude of the town. I grew up in East Texas, where everything closed when the sun went down, and the only thing open was the 7-11.

According to the news, the first shipments of the vaccine will be available tomorrow and start to shine some light on the darkness, which has befallen the world. It got me to thinking about the contrast between then and now. One of the stories I’ve written, Seduced by the Dark Side, contrasted a similar situation.

“Seduced by the Dark Side” is a hard-core non-stop erotic romance novel about a small-town farm girl from Minnesota who moves to Las Vegas to experience the wilder side of life. Ingrid’s education starts as soon as her plane lands in Las Vegas, where she is picked up by Stormy, an exotic dancer while trying to claim her luggage. Accepting a ride from her new girlfriend, she finds out how much fun the back of a limo can be with a bunch of horny exotic dancers.

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Fantasy Swingers 2 by Larry Archer

Fantasy Swingers 2

Fantasy Swingers 2 A swinger story about a couple, who become interested in swinging because the wife is infatuated with a co-worker. Later while shopping for a sexy dress, they meet a couple of swingers, who initiate them into the alternate lifestyle known as swinging.

This story deals with the conversion of Cynthia from a sweet innocent housewife to a complete slut (use your imagination here). Cynthia and her husband are thrown into the deep end of the swinger’s pool and learn to sink or swim or at least swallow!

Follow along as Cynthia learns the actual meaning of, “Thank you, Sir. May I have another?”

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