Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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Another Day in Paradise

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Another Day in Paradise (40,000 Words) an erotic Novella. Featured Today on KinkyLiterature.

Monica is a mid-western girl, who moves to Las Vegas to pursue her dreams of being a chorus girl. Like many others, who came before her, she finds fame and fortune a difficult goal to achieve.

By accident, she meets a fellow dancer who gets her a job serving as eye candy escorting the mayor around town, to help keep her afloat.

Her girlfriend, Porsche, turns out to have a wild side and quickly Monica is thrown into the clutches of two swingers, and their girlfriends for a sex filled romp that will keep you titillated page after page. This is a hard-core novella with a plot that leads you down the road of Monica’s seduction in exquisite detail. You’ll be amazed as to how quickly, she comes over to the Dark Side.

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Can’t We Just All Get Along?

tumblr_neq6hy498v1taxkxbo1_500As a resident of Las Vegas, I’ve tried not to overreact to the recent carnage on the Las Vegas Strip recently when some apparent loon decided to murder over fifty people and injure hundreds more.

I feel a lot of people think of Las Vegas as one big party, drinking, dancing, and of course gambling. I’m as guilty as the next person for most of those evils except the gambling, which I leave to Wifey.

We may never learn why the shooter did it and it probably will not make the friends and relatives of the victims feel any better either but we need to try and learn from the experience and move forward.

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The Gazillionaire and the Virgin

GazillionaireAndVirginWordWooze_400Lisabeth Sarai, the Mistress of Smut, has a new book out for all you BDSM fans,
The Gazillionaire and the Virgin: An Atypical BDSM Romance. What’s neat about this story is that it’s also available in an audio format, for those of you who like having someone talk dirty to you.

Lisabet is one of my favorite authors of BDSM erotica and while she sometimes makes me cringe, she writes some of the best smut around. Check out the blurb below and the buy links following the blurb.

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Warning For Would-Be Authors!

SnoopyDarkAndStormyNightAs an author of twenty-something erotic novels and novellas, I know a little about the self-publishing game. While certainly not a marketing genius, I am an engineer by training and taught to study options before jumping in.

For those who’ve tried the traditional publishing route, you quickly realize that the odds are stacked against you. Sort of like when you figure out that being 5-foot-6, professional basketball is not a likely option for you.

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Censorship Changes at SmashWords

teenage-love-plus-mom200x301SmashWords has added a new wrinkle to authors who publish erotica, requiring that they classify their smut as to whether it contains certain topics that some consider taboo. While we know that SmashWords is pretty forgiving and will pretty much publish anything, they also distribute to a number of publishers who are not so forgiving.

The nice thing about SmashWords is that when you publish a book, it gets automatically republished by a number of other publishers such as B&N, Kobo, iBooks (Apple), and others if the book is classified as Premium.

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“The Watchers” – Featured Today @ Kinky Literature

the_watchers_cover-amazon200x300“The Watchers” is featured today by my good friends at KinkyLiterature.com. They have best in smut including those stories which are Too Hot For Amazon! For a more detailed blurb go the page on KL or to my blurb page here.

The Watchers (36,000 words) is a tale about Gene, an insurance adjuster, who is having a mid-life crisis after 20 years of marriage.

Imagine that you’ve just finished a mind numbing seminar and are sitting in a hotel bar having a drink when you pick up on the conversation two guys next to you are having about a Sex Show.

You hear the words Sex Show and your ears perk up. As you listen, you discover that for one-hundred dollars you can watch two girls getting gangbanged, right in front of your eyes. For someone who looks at wrecked cars and damaged houses for a living, a sex show sounds irresistible.

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Tales From Desk Top Publishing

Stripper or Nurse Book CroppedWell once again, I’m stymied by getting a paperback version of Stripper or Nurse? out the door. Wifey is always telling me that she doesn’t like to read on an electronic device such as a Kindle, tablet, phone, or computer. So after publishing my latest novel Stripper or Nurse?, 80,000 words available from Amazon, SmashWords, Barnes & Noble, or Kobo, I decided to try my hand at print publishing a paperback version.

B.T.W. for whatever reason, Apple decided to no-bill Stripper or Nurse? as it violated some part of their decency clause! Now while I write stroke stories with explicit sex, I try to be careful and not push the line too much so that the publishers don’t throw them under the bus.

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