Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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Warning For Would-Be Authors!

SnoopyDarkAndStormyNightAs an author of twenty-something erotic novels and novellas, I know a little about the self-publishing game. While certainly not a marketing genius, I am an engineer by training and taught to study options before jumping in.

For those who’ve tried the traditional publishing route, you quickly realize that the odds are stacked against you. Sort of like when you figure out that being 5-foot-6, professional basketball is not a likely option for you.

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Censorship Changes at SmashWords

teenage-love-plus-mom200x301SmashWords has added a new wrinkle to authors who publish erotica, requiring that they classify their smut as to whether it contains certain topics that some consider taboo. While we know that SmashWords is pretty forgiving and will pretty much publish anything, they also distribute to a number of publishers who are not so forgiving.

The nice thing about SmashWords is that when you publish a book, it gets automatically republished by a number of other publishers such as B&N, Kobo, iBooks (Apple), and others if the book is classified as Premium.

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“The Watchers” – Featured Today @ Kinky Literature

the_watchers_cover-amazon200x300“The Watchers” is featured today by my good friends at KinkyLiterature.com. They have best in smut including those stories which are Too Hot For Amazon! For a more detailed blurb go the page on KL or to my blurb page here.

The Watchers (36,000 words) is a tale about Gene, an insurance adjuster, who is having a mid-life crisis after 20 years of marriage.

Imagine that you’ve just finished a mind numbing seminar and are sitting in a hotel bar having a drink when you pick up on the conversation two guys next to you are having about a Sex Show.

You hear the words Sex Show and your ears perk up. As you listen, you discover that for one-hundred dollars you can watch two girls getting gangbanged, right in front of your eyes. For someone who looks at wrecked cars and damaged houses for a living, a sex show sounds irresistible.

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Tales From Desk Top Publishing

Stripper or Nurse Book CroppedWell once again, I’m stymied by getting a paperback version of Stripper or Nurse? out the door. Wifey is always telling me that she doesn’t like to read on an electronic device such as a Kindle, tablet, phone, or computer. So after publishing my latest novel Stripper or Nurse?, 80,000 words available from Amazon, SmashWords, Barnes & Noble, or Kobo, I decided to try my hand at print publishing a paperback version.

B.T.W. for whatever reason, Apple decided to no-bill Stripper or Nurse? as it violated some part of their decency clause! Now while I write stroke stories with explicit sex, I try to be careful and not push the line too much so that the publishers don’t throw them under the bus.

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It’s Alive! – Stripper or Nurse? in paperback

Stripper or Nurse Book CroppedFinally, Stripper or Nurse? can be purchased as something that you can hold (well except for that other thing). No longer do you have to balance your laptop on your knees as you rub one out. 🙂

It’s been a long and winding road as one band used to say and my experience in publishing this tome certainly reflected that. While I don’t want to recommend that you do something else with your spare time, it was a learning experience as my Mother used to tell me.

All jokes aside, I had a lot of fun creating a paperback version of my latest smut story and now am trying to decide which of my other stories to immortalize on paper and help to kill a few trees.

So if you’ve got the hankering to take yourself and my book in hand, click here to buy Stripper or Nurse? in paperback (260 pages of non-stop erotica).

For more info on Stripper or Nurse?, click this link. You know that you’re just itching to buy a copy so grab your plastic and just do it.

 

 

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“Stripper or Nurse?” Close to Saving You!

Stripper or Nurse Book CroppedStripper or Nurse? is in the recovery room at last! I’m almost finished with my first print book saga. I never realized what a pain in the rear printing a book could be. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel and hopefully, it’s not an oncoming train!

Last week I ordered my proof copy and just assumed that it would be in my hands within a few days. Finally, after over a week it showed up and naturally I had screwed up!

Somehow I got a blank page inserted which made each chapter start on the left side of the book. Chapters should always start on the right side of the paper and not on the underside.

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“Fantasy Swingers” Featured Today on Kinky Literature

Fantasy Swingers Cover 200x308Fantasy Swingers (12,000 words, FREE) tells of a couple, who become interested in swinging because of the wife’s infatuation with a co-worker. Later, while shopping for a sexy dress, they meet a couple of swingers, who initiate them into the alternative lifestyle known as swinging.

Fantasy Swingers is featured today by my good friends at KinkyLiterature.com, where all the best smut is available from your favorite authors. Remember that at KinkyLiterature they have all the best erotica that is 2Kinky4Amazon.

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