Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

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Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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Charity Sunday

My good friend and fellow author, Lisabet Sarai, has a Charity Sunday where comments posted on her blog go toward donations to a worthwhile charity. This Sunday she’s promoting the Food Bank of Western Massachusetts.

You can request a free holiday romance book of Lisabet’s just by leaving a comment on her Thanksgiving post at https://lisabetsarai.blogspot.com/2021/11/abundance-gratitude-giveaway.html

Stop by and check out her blog, especially if you enjoy romantic erotica by a talented author.

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House Party Series by Larry Archer

House Party

My House Party series of stories was my first attempt at writing a story that somewhat followed the guidelines for stories. You “need” conflict and resolution, someone to love and someone to hate. Then finally you need to bring it all together.

I started writing smut stories almost ten years ago as an outlet to talk about some of the sick and degenerate things we’ve seen and done at swinger’s parties. Now with COVID, I wish for the good old days.

Foxy and Larry in my stories are a reasonably accurate version of us in real life, except not quite as over the top. The descriptions are correct in most details. My wife is an ex-model and a tall, gorgeous piece of eye candy. I married way above my pay grade, especially for a county boy from East Texas.

I’ve had a problem writing a “traditional” story because we’ve never had any significant issues beyond where to go for dinner. Swinging has never been the cause of tension between the two of us. When I started the initial story, House Party, I tried to figure out what could cause a problem between Foxy and me. Then how to run with it.

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Cover Battle – WTF?

As I’m putting the wraps on Company Benefits, my latest smut story, Mark, one of my faithful readers, questions my choice of which cover image to use. Is it Door number one or two? Well, come on down!

Both are gorgeous, but which one to use?

I would never kick either one out of bed for different reasons. When I design a cover, my first goal is a beautiful woman who speaks to me and roughly relates to the storyline. My cover ideas are typically opposite to what other authors create. After I designed the initial cover, I got to thinking. I liked the shot, but it didn’t seem to fit my idea of an executive’s wife who is taking care of the pool boy while her husband is off making multimillion-dollar deals.

What do you think?

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“Company Benefits” – Cumming Soon by Larry Archer

Our hero, Reggie, finally makes salesman of the year. The promotion includes a new office on the top floor of his company office building. They manufacture heavy equipment, such as bulldozers and snowplows.

Off-limits to all worker bees, the top floor of their skyscraper is covered with thick carpet, glass-walled offices, and administrative assistants straight out of Penthouse. He discovers to his delight that executives are treated like royalty and afforded every perk desired.

Reggie’s only job is to sell heavy equipment, and assistants handle everything else. What Reggie didn’t realize was that his employer had a special department called “Triple S.” Triple S or Spousal Support Services’ job was to take care of the wives left alone as their jet-setting husbands roamed the world selling bulldozers.

The company knew that a happy wife means a happy life or, more correctly, a happy salesman who makes more money for the company.

Reggie boards the company jet to fly off to Buffalo and get their signature on a two hundred and fifty million dollar snowplow contract. At the same time, Triple S shows up at home to take care of his wife, June.

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“In My Dreams” by Larry Archer

In My Dreams is an explicit erotic story about a twenty-year-old woman whose world is turned upside down by her parents’ untimely death. Shy and withdrawn, Patrica, or Pixie as she was known, was raised under a strict and overprotective roof by parents terrified of everything, especially hormonally charged young men.

After her parents died in the tragic car accident, Pixie was left alone in the home where she grew up. Struggling to deal with her loss, Pixie took a job in a large metropolitan city far away to try and resolve her demons while starting over.

Pixie realized that weird things were happening to her in the strange new city even though she was happier. For example, she kept finding inappropriate clothes in her dirty clothes hamper or her closet. Like a miniskirt that barely covered her behind or a see-through blouse. Both of which would result in a beating if her mother were still around.

Pixie’s dreams began to reveal that she had a darker side which disgusted yet excited her at the same time. After reading the book Sybil about a woman with multiple personality disorder or Dissociative Identity Disorder as it’s currently termed, she began to understand what was happening to her.

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In My Dreams by Larry Archer

My latest erotic tale, In My Dreams, will be released next Saturday, November 6, 2021, at Amazon and SmashWords initially. After that, it will be rolled out to Apple iBooks, Barnes and Noble, Scribd, and Kobo, along with several other publishers.

Pre-Order In My Dreams from Kinky Literature, my favorite provider of erotic reading material

or Amazon by clicking this link.

In My Dreams is an explicit erotic story about a twenty-year-old woman whose world is turned upside down by her parents’ untimely death. Shy and withdrawn, Patrica, or Pixie as she was known, was raised under a strict and overprotective roof by parents terrified of everything, especially hormonally charged young men.

After her parents died in the tragic car accident, Pixie was left alone in the home where she grew up. Alone and struggling to deal with her loss, Pixie took a job in a large metropolitan city far away to try and resolve her demons while starting over.

Pixie realized that weird things were happening to her in the strange new city even though she was happier. For example, she kept finding totally inappropriate clothes in her dirty clothes hamper or her closet. Like a miniskirt that barely covered her butt or a see-through blouse. Both of which would result in a beating if her mother were still around.

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Cheating Glory Hole Wives by Larry Archer

Cheating Glory Hole Wives was written a while back but is still popular. Glory holes are typically found in adult theaters or video stores. They are small rooms with holes cut in the side walls. Guys go in and stick their dicks through the hole, and the person on the other side sucks them off.

It’s the most anonymous sex you can have as you don’t know anything about the other person beyond what their cock or mouth feels like. A fair percentage of larger cities offer glory hole services.

Ensconced in his basement man cave so he can watch non-stop football, Ralph becomes suspicious that his wife is entertaining herself with a completely different sport. One where she spends most of her time on her knees! Worse, she has sucked his best friend’s wife in on her dirty little game, and both wives start disappearing at night dressed in outfits that would be more appropriate for streetwalkers than sweet loving housewives.

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In My Dreams – Cover Reveal by Larry Archer

In My Dreams, my latest erotic novel, is almost out the door. In My Dreams is an entirely different story than anything I’ve written before. Well, if you ignore the explicit fucking and sucking scenes, gangbangs, wife swapping, lesbian and anal sex, and four-letter words, it’s different from my other smut stories.

My readers, who are continually amazed at how I can string seemingly non-related dirty words together in a single sentence, will not be disappointed. This story will leave your phone, tablet, Kindle, or PC all wet and sticky after just a few minutes of reading. So don’t forget to wipe your hands off after reading, and always remember to pull your zipper up.

This story comes straight from the fruit of my wife Foxy’s loins. One morning, she told me that she’d had a dream about a twenty-year-old woman, Pixie, who was fascinated with anal sex. Foxy had all these notes she’d made when she woke up about the storyline.

I asked, “Anal sex? Honey, are you sure that you’re not thinking about last Saturday night?”

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Power and Persuasion by Lisabet Sari

Lisabet has a new release out for you BDSM and historical buffs. She’s released a number of erotic novels based upon an earlier time when our country was just getting started.

She’s his natural enemy
and the only woman who can satisfy his perverse sexual needs.

Andrew MacIntyre, heir to a vast empire of railroads, mines and mills, is by far the most eligible bachelor among the society folk summering in Newport, Rhode Island. His mother has filled their opulent mansion with the daughters of bankers and industrialists, but Andrew knows none of these callow young women would ever consent to being bound and beaten, to serving and obeying him the way he craves. His money gives him the freedom to purchase anything except his heart’s desire: a submissive partner to share his life.

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Scrivener Revisited or Writing Erotica in My Raincoat

As an engineer turned author, my foray into writing has been an interesting project. As a believer in Darwin’s Theory of Evolution, I have realized that engineers as a sub-group of humanity are generally different. No, we don’t all wear bowties and highwater pants, but somethings make us unique.

Often we struggle with our native language, and spelling doesn’t come naturally to us. In school, English and literature-related classes were always a struggle for me. I felt more at home with differential equations and thermodynamics than reading about Dick and Jane and their dog Spot.

Graduating from college, I followed in the footsteps of my relatives and became an engineer. It was refreshing to realize that my fellow engineers also suffered from the inability to write coherent sentences. But, like a pig in slop, we were happy in our little world.

Growing up, I went from a horny teenager to a horny single guy to a horny married guy. Fortunately, as readers of my column have probably figured out, my wife and I are swingers. So now, in addition to being a nerdy engineer, I’ve become a pervert.

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