Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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They Threw Nina Into The Dungeon? WTF!

tumblr_neq6hy498v1taxkxbo1_500Nina, The Fallen Ballerina just got pitched into Amazon’s Adult Dungeon? Sure it has girls tongue wrestling and groping on each other. Certainly, everyone got to pick the hole they wanted but why, why, why is Nina in the dungeon?

I realize it would have been fun to tie her up and smack her across the ass with a paddle or the cat-of-nine but to throw her into the dungeon for no reason at all, doesn’t make any sense. I can hear her now crying out, “Please let me out. I’ll be good and my safe word is ‘Fuck Me’.”

For writers of erotica, being thrown into Amazon’s Adult dungeon is a pain that’s not fun at all and what really pisses me off is there is no reason for it that I can see.

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A Threesome from Lisabet, Larry, and KinkyLiterature

BannerAdSmallRichie and Randi from KinkyLiterature are featuring Lisabet Sarai’s and Larry Archer’s latest erotic novellas today. We have two hot and steamy erotic stories for your reading pleasure, Nina, The Fallen Ballerina and Hot Brides in Vegas.

My story Nina, The Fallen Ballerina, is about a frustrated ballerina who decides to try dancing nude at The Fox’s Den where she gets sucked into a den of inequity. Nina falls in love with Linda, the club manager, as she discovers her lesbian side. But at the same time, she is quickly drawn into the world of swingers where no strings attached sex is too much to resist. Read more about Nina, The Fallen Ballerina at the bottom of this post.

Lisabet’s story Hot Brides in Vegas is about Francesca, a bride to be, and her bridesmaids, who come to Sin City for one last fling before marriage. Finally able to escape the watchful eye of Francesca’s chaperone aunt, they end up at Foxy and Larry’s outrageous strip club, The Fox’s Den, where their last fling turns into something beyond their wildest dreams. Read more about Hot Brides in Vegas at the bottom of this post.

And to round off our threesome or probably more accurately foursome, we have Richie and Randi from Kinky Literature to serve up these delicious delights for you. KinkyLiterature.com is a quasi-publishing house that serves as a funnel to offer you the finest in virtually any type of erotica from a number of sources, bypassing the censors.

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I Apologize For Any DicPics That I Sent You

tumblr_lti9n4w81C1qgcneqo1_500.jpgEvery day we pick up the paper or tune into the news and find yet another Senator or elected official who has been caught sending dicpics to a coworker or wife of a friend. I decided to get ahead of the game and apologize before someone calls me out on this.

So in case I sent you or your wife/significant other a picture of my dick and you didn’t approve, I’m truly sorry and will never do it again. And I promise I won’t call your wife anymore to meet me at the motel down the street. After all, what are friends for.

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Nina, The Fallen Ballerina – Now Available

Nina, The Fallen Ballerina (NTFB), is now available at all your favorite purveyors of smut, Kinky Literature, Amazon, and SmashWords. Soon to be up at Apple iBooks, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo among others.

NTFB clocks in at over 36,000 words and is an HEA story about a young woman whose lifelong dream was to be a ballerina and dance on the big stage. But genetics is a cruel bitch and Nina ended up like her mother at almost six-feet in height.

We all know that ballerinas are tiny little things who get hoisted up and thrown around the stage by the male dancers. In High School, Nina realized that she would probably crush some guy and give him a hernia when he tried to vault her across the stage.

So goodbye to Swan Lake and Nina’s dreams. As the possibility of being a dancer in a tu-tu faded in front of her, she did the only thing she could think of, take out her frustration with school work.

Nina threw herself into school with abandon as advanced curriculum, cheerleading and track consumed her. With the same vigor, Nina tackled college and at age twenty-four walked across the stage to get her Masters in Accounting.

Determined to now be able to enjoy life, she took a job at a casino on the Las Vegas Strip, bought a convertible, and a condo. But life still worked against her.

Nina assumed that working on the Strip would be fun parties and sexy clothes, which she loved to wear. Her miniskirt days ended abruptly when HR called her in and said no to her dress code and especially her love of going braless.

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Hot Smut From Lisabet and Larry

It was just a matter of time before two of the hottest, dirtiest writers of erotica pooled their resources to double-team their readers. That’s right, before you have time to ask, “Which hole do you want?” We’ll take both!

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Lisabet Sarai has joined Larry Archer at The Fox’s Den for two sexual romps that will have you begging for more. Pick one to get you fired up and then grab the other to finish you off.

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“Hot Brides in Vegas” now Available!

Lisabet Sarai has just released her latest erotic tale Hot Brides in Vegas and it’s happening in the anything-goes world of Foxy and Larry at The Fox’s Den. That’s right virginal sluts being sacrificed at the altar of Larry’s world.

Lisabet and I have co-developed two stories which revolve around The Fox’s Den, a no holes barred den of inequity. Her story Hot Brides in Vegas was just released and mine is coming out next week.

My story, Nina The Fallen Ballerina, is another saga in the hedonistic lives of our favorite swinger couple, Foxy and Larry Archer, who own a strip club in Las Vegas called The Fox’s Den. Watch for promo’s on my story coming soon but this post is all about Hot Brides in Vegas. Below is the blurb or excerpt of the story to get your juices flowing!

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Amazon Loves to Yank My Chain!

Seduced By The Dark Side v3 200x300Over the last week or so, I’ve been having an “Adult” or “Safe” argument with Amazon Kindle. As a writer of smut, I have to tread a fine line on the cover art selected for my books.

This is the latest cover for Seduced by the Dark Side and while I like it, doesn’t really float my boat for a farm girl.

The cover below for “Seduced by the Dark Side” was the original and the one I really loved. For a while, it was marked as “Safe” which in Amazon speak means that it shows up in the search engines and people can easily find it.

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