Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

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Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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"A Hotwife is Born" by Larry Archer

A Hotwife is Born is a popular cuckold – Hotwife story. This graphic novella at 47,000 words is a decently long read about a 40-year-old housewife, who is seduced by her next-door neighbor, and turned out as a Hotwife, with her cuckold husband.

Tina is happily married except for the small fact that her husband is too little to take care of her needs. After her husband gets a big promotion, which enables them to buy a new house where Tina meets her sexpot neighbor Gretchen.

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Cuckold Club – First Date

Cuckold Club – First Date

For all you cuckold fans who fantasize about watching your Hotwife having sex with well built Bulls, my latest story should be right up your alley. For those of you who have somehow missed this kink, Cuckold Club – First Date will throw you into the deep end without floaties!

I’ve written a number of blog posts about cuckolds and Hotwives, click on this link or search my site for more info. Our closest couple is a fortyish beautiful blonde Hotwife with a voluptuous body and jugs to die for. When you look up nymphomaniac in the dictionary, her picture is usually there.

Her husband is always watching and taking pictures while abusing himself.

Most people will agree that an older woman is better in bed as they usually hit their sexual peak while their cuckold husbands are starting to fade.

First Date is the first of a series of stories about the antics of Hotwives with their Bulls, and of course, the cuckold husbands with his hand in his pants.

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"Stripper or Nurse?" Ready to Cure What Ails You

Stripper or Nurse? is an 80,000-word  combination cuckold/Hotwife swinger novel with a lot of voyeurism thrown in. An excerpt is included at the end of this post.

It’s a non-stop sexual romp as you watch how swingers seduce a MILF Hotwife and turn her out. Stripper or Nurse? is available in both paperback or electronic form (Kindle, Tablet, iPad, PC, or Mac).

Our hero Tom cuts work one day and joins his friends at The Fox’s Den strip club.  While sitting around the stage, enjoying the dancers, Tom suffers a heart attack and collapses on the floor.

Peaches, the dancer, dressed only in a thong and stripper shoes, looks down and sees him drop to the floor. Leaping off the stage, she checks his vitals and realizes that he’s had a heart attack. Ripping his dress shirt open, Peaches starts CPR on our poor victim. Another dancer Monique gets down on her knees to help as they rotate CPR with mouth-to-mouth.

Luckily, by the time the paramedics get there, Tom is breathing on his own, and they cart his ass off to the hospital. Peaches and Monique go up to the hospital to check on him in more appropriate clothing.

Tom’s wife Suzanne is there and is already seething from finding out her husband wasn’t at work but was enjoying the young bare boobs at the club. Completely misreading their intentions, Suzanne sends the two dancers on their way after calling them sluts and tramps.

Completely distraught, our housewife storms to the club seeking to draw blood for giving hubby a heart attack. Thankfully she regains her senses after meeting the club owner, and we learn how she quickly transforms into a MILF in Hotwife’s clothing even before she learns what a Hotwife is.

As she’s catting around, little does she know that her antics are being captured on high definition security cameras. Jack, the head of security and a cuckold himself, realizes that Tom would be excited to watch his wife in action and starts forwarding movies to Tom’s iPad.

Read how Tom’s shock turns to excitement as he watches his wife being seduced by a swinger couple and becomes a complete slut.

The story has a lot of twists and turns but is always HEA, so everybody lives happily ever after and Tom gets to watch Suzanne as she fulfills her repressed desires. The story is completely bareback with plenty of girl-on-girl action as well as oral, facial, and anal. Plus for you voyeurs out there, you’ll get your eyes full.

Stripper or Nurse? is available at all the popular outlets, in both electronic and paperback format.

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* * * Excerpt from Stripper or Nurse? * * *

After a little more small talk, plus meeting Denise’s partner, Larry told them goodbye and then walked back to the accounting office. Larry took two grand out of the safe and walked back to the dressing room.

Finding Peaches and her fellow dancer still bouncing around, Larry gave each girl a thousand dollars and his thanks for saving a customer. Peaches laughed and said, “It was pretty funny in a way. I’m on top of this guy, doing chest compression’s when he opens his eyes and spots my tits right in his face. Then he asked me, ‘Am I in heaven?’”

“So, I laughed and told him, not on my watch you don’t. Plus, I didn’t get my tip yet.”
Peaches continued, “He tried to laugh but grabbed his chest. I told him to relax and get well so he can come back to see us.”

“I’ll make sure and check on him then send flowers. I’m not sure who to say they are from but I’ll think of something as his wife may not know where he was?” Larry replied.
“After I leave work, I’ll stop by and check on him,” Peaches said. “The adrenaline is starting to wear off and I know I’m going to crash soon.”

“I’ll have Jack take you two to the hospital and then home. Dress down as his wife will probably be there.”

Walking out of the dressing room, Larry tracked Jack down and told him to have someone take the girls to the hospital and then home. He also found out that Jack had told the two paramedics that drinks were on the house, forever. Hugging Jack, Larry went back to his office and poured a cup of coffee, trying to relax.

Linda walked into the dressing room and told Peaches, “Larry said to make sure that you two look okay before going to the hospital to visit the guy you almost killed.”

“Don’t worry Linda; we can look straight if we try. We may have to raid everybody’s clothes stash, but we’ll look respectable,” Peaches promised.

Riding to the hospital, Monique told Peaches, “I can’t believe I’m wearing a skirt that almost covers my knees. These clothes feel so weird on me!”

“Just be cool, we don’t want to blow the guy’s cover and piss off his wife,” Peaches replied.

Walking into the UMC Emergency Room, Peaches walked up to the duty nurse. “Excuse me, there was a heart attack that came in about an hour ago, we were checking on his condition?”

Eyeing her up and down, the nurse smirked, “You match the description of the girls who gave him CPR. Was that you two?”

“Yeah, that was us. How’s he doing?”

“Doing well and I think he’ll be going home alive in a few days, thanks to you two. He’s in Room 319 if you want to stop in and say hello. But be sure keep your clothes on, his wife is there!” the nurse replied with a laugh.

“We’ll be on our best behavior,” Peaches replied then replied, “Why don’t you stop and see us sometime? I’ll give you a free lap dance.”

“What about my husband?” the nurse replied, but she still had a smile on her face.

“Bring him along, and he can take a ride also if you don’t mind?” Peaches said as she took the woman’s hand. Squeezing her hand, Peaches thought she could feel some interest there.

“What’s the best night?” the nurse asked.

“Saturday is couple’s night; we have male dancers for the women,” Peaches replied.

“And you work Saturdays?”

“I’ll be there, either as an employee or a guest!” Peaches confirmed then added, “Why don’t we swap phone numbers just in case?”

Peaches pulled a card out of her back pocket as she watched Nursey write her name and phone number on a notepad. While she was writing, Peaches checked her out. Medium height, blonde hair, a little busty, and a nice figure for a woman in her forties.

As she handed her phone number up to Peaches, the nurse said, “June.” To which Peaches replied, “Peaches.”

“I hope to see you Saturday,” Peaches said as she and Monique headed off in search of Room 319. Looking back over her shoulder, Peaches could see that the nurse was checking her out. She added a little extra sway in her hips for June.

Waiting for the elevator, Monique quipped, “I can’t believe you’re going to hit that? You’ve been hanging around Foxy too long.”

“I’ve never had a nurse before,” Peaches replied as she tried to picture the nurse buck-naked on her bed, with her legs spread wide; only white thigh highs on and maybe one of those little white nurse caps. She gave a little shudder as she imagined how good the nurse would taste.

“Do you think she might like a threesome?” Monique asked as she stroked Peaches’ back.

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"House Party" Featured Today at Kinky Literature

House Party

One of my latest erotica novels, House Party, is featured today on Kinky Literature, my favorite one-stop source for all the best erotica.

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House Party is an 85,000-word smut filled story that will require the use of lube to avoid injury, sort of like the first time you got a carpet burn as a teenager except in a different spot. As the title hints, it is a novel about a house party went terribly wrong or terribly right, depending on your perspective.

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How to Pick Up Chicks At A Bar

In the spirit of helping my fellow man get laid, I’ve decided to share some of my secrets with lonely guys out there. Please don’t share what I’m about to let you in on as the world will not be safe if everyone knows the secret.

I’m not even going to charge you for this bit of advice as I used to be in your shoes myself, and this is my way of paying back for the great advice I’ve received along the way.

The problem a lot of guys have is what do you say to the hot girl sitting at the bar all alone. Do you get tongue-tied and your brain stops working as you stare at her beautiful boobs in that low cut top.

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When Will It Stop Growing? Like a Zit on Friday Night!

My second novel in the House Party series is now over 72,000 words and is probably going to be the largest story I’ve ever written. The mommy and daddy, House Party, is about 85,000 words or the size of a typical novel you buy at Wally World. House Party 2 will probably be over 90,000 words, but who the hell knows?

I usually have the vaguest of ideas on how one of my smut stories will end up as my characters seem to have a mind of their own and for some reason, typing “The End” has always been problematic for me. Every time I get everyone corralled, someone busts out of the pack and runs off!

HP2 has turned out to be a somewhat mini-series and I think it will spawn HP3. HP3 may, in fact, cross over into a crime story with an erotic component. Spoiler Alert: HP2 has a pregnant nun named Sister Ruth no less, and the Monsignor, who has asked Larry to help him terminate the pregnancy. She was forced into a sexual relationship with priests, I guess there weren’t enough young boys around?

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Survived Another New Year's Eve Pajama Party

As a pilot, when you land, it’s common to say, “Cheated death, once again!” With another New Year’s Eve PJ party behind us, it’s the same kind of feeling. You would think a swinger’s party in Las Vegas would be crazy and over the top. While in some respects, it is, but so far, they haven’t been as wild as the ones we had in the mid-west before moving to Sin City.

A couple of books ago, Lisabet Sarai and I co-authored, “Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party,” which was loosely based upon one of our New Year’s Eve PJ parties back home. As it happened, one of our fears came true when a neighbor couple came home from their boring party and decided to crash ours.

You can imagine their surprise to walk in on over one-hundred people naked or minimally dressed at best, who were all trying to emulate positions out of the Kama Sutra. Needless to say, they looked at us differently after that. The wife was more friendly, but her husband not so much so.

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