Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

For information on my erotic stories, Click Here.

Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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Featured Today on KinkyLiterature

Crashing the Swingers Pajama Party 200x300My latest story, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party, is being featured today on KinkyLiterature.com. This 80,000 word HEA erotic novel is what you need to satisfy those cravings when you get the urge to hang out at the park in your raincoat with a bag of candy.

Larry Archer writes explicit smut stories about swingers, cuckolds, Hotwives, gangbangs, and Goo Girls who live to satisfy your every desire. Anytime you get that throbbing between your legs and you know what I mean, all you have to do is whip it out!

Your cell phone, tablet, Kindle, PC, or Mac that is!

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Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party

Crashing the Swingers Pajama Party 200x300Warning: This post is NSFW and intended for adults only.

Just a quick shout out to my fans for supporting my latest HEA erotic novel, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party. It’s been received really well and sales are good. Thank You to all the fans of Larry Archer.

If you buy a copy of any story from Larry Archer, please leave a review on the site where you purchased the story. Indie authors such as myself who self-publish their stories do have a publishing machine that publishing houses employ to promote their products.

A review from you as a reader greatly helps my ratings which translates into better exposure for my work. I think my erotica fills a needed niche for the men and women out there who enjoy reading well written HEA explicit erotic stories.

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Larry Archer’s Highly Ranked Smut

Crashing the Swingers Pajama Party 200x300Now that I’ve just released my latest erotic story, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party, and with my 50% off sale at SmashWords during July, I decided to check my ranking at SmashWords. While I don’t have any definitive figures to back me up, it is my opinion that SmashWords is the largest electronic book publisher behind Amazon Kindle. Or one of the largest, as best I can tell.

Amazon only publishes Kindle formatted books, while SmashWords distributes stories for all types of electronic readers such as phones, tablets, computers, and Mac’s.

With SmashWords, there is no easy that I’ve been able to determine an author’s ranking on the stories that I have written beyond simply counting. I’d love to hear from someone who’s figured out how to do this easily.

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Happy 4th of July

Have a great 4th of July

AllAmericanSmutWhen you’re not out trying to blow off your fingers or put your eye out like the kid in A Christmas Story, grab some smut to read from Lisabet Sarai or Larry Archer. We have written another two completely different stories using a common set of characters from The Fox’s Den in Sin City.

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50% Off All My Stories In July @ SmashWords

Crashing the Swingers Pajama Party 200x300As part of the SmashWords July sale, all of Larry Archer’s stories @SmashWords are half-off. All that smut for half the price, what more could you ask for?

I had thought of having nubile young creatures to satisfy you as you read my HEA erotica, however, my attorneys felt that this might be construed as an unethical influence so I regrettably had to withdraw that offer.

But still, half-off is not half-bad!

Larry Archer writes HEA (happily ever after) explicit erotica for the discerning pervert in a custom designed raincoat or one who would like to be. Larry writes stories about swingers, unicorns, BDSM, cuckolds, and Hotwives engaged in well written sexual situations that fill his stories with all manner of coupling.

For a catalog of Larry’s Half-Off stories (July only, sorry), click the link below:
https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LarryArcher?Ref=LarryArcher

To learn more about Larry’s top-ranked erotica, click this link.

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Thinking of Throwing Your House Keys in a Bowl?

Crashing the Swingers Pajama Party 200x300Below are several things for you to think about if you’re sticking your toe into the pond of alternate lifestyles, swinging, wife swapping, orgies, gang bangs, facial parties, or pulling a train. Please excuse the fact that I often take a somewhat humorous slant on life, so forgive any of my inappropriate, insensitive, or stupid comments.

My latest story, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party, is based upon a new couple entering the world of swingers. For more on the story, click here. Continue reading

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It’s Time To Whip It Out!

Crashing the Swingers Pajama Party 200x300I know that you’ve been dying to do it, so just whip it out! Your credit card that is and grab yourself a copy of Larry Archer’s latest smut novel, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party. Also, while you’re at it get yourself a copy of Lisabet Sarai’s newest erotic tale, More Brides in Vegas.

These two adults-only explicit erotic stories will make you grab your oven-mitts before picking up the electronic device you read porn with as it will be smoking hot!

Larry and Lisabet’s erotic stories are available in versions for all types of electronic readers such as cell phones, tablets, iPads, Kindle, PC’s, and Mac’s. Larry even has print books for those who really need to get their fingers wrapped around something big!

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