Larry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.
They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!
Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading →
While I guess I’ve realized it but looking at my past book covers, tells me what my typical girl looks like. I do all my own covers and am not sure if I really appreciated how my preferences show through, but reviewing my typical cover says a lot about me.
When I design a cover for one of the stories I’ve written, I like for them to be simple yet get the point across. My covers all have beautiful women on them, and the vast majority look like my wife.
Foxy is tall and lanky with dark brown hair and brown eyes. Her naturally curly hair is styled in what is known as a Diva cut. Most hairstyles are cut wet, but a Diva cut is done with the hair dry so the stylist can see how it hangs. Interestingly, there are only one or two stylists certified to do a Diva cut in Las Vegas.
I’m reposting a request from my good friend Lisabet Sarai, who writes delicious smut from a woman’s point of view. In addition to her dirty stories, she helps to support various charities around the world. Check out her post below and leave a comment on her website. She’ll donate for every comment she receives.
Today at my blog I have a Charity Sunday post for November. For every comment I receive, I will donate two dollars to KIND, an organization that provides legal assistance to unaccompanied children caught in the immigration detention system or who are victims of human trafficking. You can read about the organization (as well as a relevant excerpt from one of my books) here:
I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus is bigger, nastier, better, yet still free to Kindle Unlimited subscribers and cheap to the rest of you. #LarryArcher has rewritten his classic story just in time for the Christmas holidays.
Tongue in cheek and highly erotic story of what happens when Santa and his Helper accidentally slide down the wrong chimney and discover three naked girls trimming the Christmas Tree. While obviously a parody on the classic children’s story, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, this one is X-rated and suitable for reading under the sheet with a flashlight or in the bathroom, with the door locked!
One of my latest erotica novels, House Party, is featured today on Kinky Literature, my favorite one-stop source for all the best erotica.
Click here to find House Party on the front page of KinkyLiterature, or, Click here for the House Party story page, or, Click here to see all of Larry Archer’s erotic stories.
House Party is an 85,000-word smut filled story that will require the use of lube to avoid injury, sort of like the first time you got a carpet burn as a teenager except in a different spot. As the title hints, it is a novel about a house party went terribly wrong or terribly right, depending on your perspective.
I just finished reading Babes in Bondage, the latest in Lisabet’s Vegas Babes series, and it’s hot and nasty. She’s written a FanFic series roughly based upon my characters at the fictional strip club The Fox’s Den.
Her portrayal of the characters is not always the way I picture them but hot none the less. I’ve written 20 stories in the Foxy and Larry swinger series, so I’ve gotten to know the characters pretty well.
Nice review of one of my recent stories, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party, was just posted, and I wanted to share the link with my readers.
Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party is a porno novel about swinging, fucking, and BDSM. But mostly fucking. There’s a lot of fucking. It’s an absolute raunch-fest, and if you are looking for a book with copious amounts of pornographic content and a lot of down and dirty scenarios, this is totally going to fit the bill!”
As a writer of erotica, pounding the keyboard is something I
do a lot, in addition to my pud, but that’s a completely different story.
Normally, I would use Word or LibreOffice for writing but have started to
venture into the use of Scrivener for my stories.
In a nutshell, Scrivener allows you to break up your document into sections or chapters. This is helpful when you are working on a section of a story. It’s somewhat like an outline where you list the topics or sections of a story. As I read what I’ve just written, my explanation doesn’t make a lot of sense. I’ll try a different method.