Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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Swinging is Not Cheating

Cheating-IMG_1558.JPGA question that comes up regularly when we talk to “straights” about swinging is cheating. We don’t cheat and don’t consider swinging as cheating.

Cheating is when you take a co-worker out for a nooner unless your wife/husband tags along. Everything is above board and out in the open, so you never have to worry about why your admin is calling your wife.

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Check Out My Interview

melissa-mccarthy-sean-spicer-snlI was recently interviewed about my musings as a writer of erotica along with our Lifestyle. If you have been reduced to reading the labels on the soup cans in your pantry, give it a try: http://deloresswallows.blogspot.co.uk/2017/05/author-interview-larry-archer.html

Doing the interview was interesting in a number of ways. As a writer, you have to typically come up with a “bio” about yourself, which is somewhat like the interview except someone else is asking the questions. I tend to think of my writings in a certain fashion except when someone else is asking the questions, they often come out of left field.

I find it difficult to talk about myself as that always seems like bragging, but give it a read once you’ve finished checking to see if your mother-in-law still is not on the side of the milk carton.

 

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Smut’s Pouring Out of My Keyboard

Stripper or Nurse?

I don’t understand why but I cannot seem to turn out dirty words on my desktop PC with twin 27-inch monitors but they flow so easily from my laptop. I started out with a MacBook Air, which is the best laptop in the world but unfortunately only has a six-hour battery or twice that of most PC laptops.

When Apple refused to listen to my cries of pain and anguish, with their decision to likely abandon the Air line to force people to move to the MacBook Pro for obscene amounts of money. They drove me back into the arms of my first lover, Windows.

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Smut Still on Sale!

fandk11censored200x186Okay, I told you last week that I was going to take all of the sales I was running and reprice them to “suggested” retail. Well once again, I stumped my toe and didn’t do it, so I’m going to let it continue to run through this weekend.

The weather in Vegas is good and we opened the pool. Still, need the pool heater but not too bad. While Wifey is out with her girlfriends at the pool, I’m trying to get caught up on my writing this weekend. She’s the brunette giving free breast exams, in case you’re wondering!

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Bunch of My Smut Still On Sale!

girl-strapped-to-bedWhen you snooze, you lose they say. In my case, it’s true, but you get to win. At least when you bend me over the table, kiss me behind the ear! 🙂

As I hope you know, virtually all of my erotic stories are novella length or longer (i.e. greater than 20,000 words). Most of the porn you read nowadays is short, less that 10,000 words and you might get frustrated that the story and your wanking doesn’t work out right. There’s nothing worse than being three-fourths home when you read “The End”. Continue reading

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Coffee, Tea, or ME? – On Sale 99 cents

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Coffee, Tea, or ME?

Coffee, Tea, or ME? is currently on sale for 99 cents, regularly $2.99.

Foxy wins a Texas-Hold’em tournament at a Las Vegas Strip Casino and invites her husband down to celebrate. While our two favorite swingers are celebrating, they pick up and seduce Zoe, a recent divorcee.

What follows is a night of debauchery in a hotel Bridal Suite as they turn her every way but loose in the no holes barred style that Larry Archer is known for.
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Pool’s Open and Prices Going Up

fandk11censored200x186Well, I don’t know if it’s because my neighbors got binoculars for Christmas or the fact the new head of the EPA informed us there was no such thing as global warming, but in any event, due to the 80+ degree weather, I’m  opening the pool early this year.

I feel sorry for those people who are dealing with snow and ice but hey that’s why we moved to Sin City, the weather. Plus the fact that it’s party time 24×7.

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