Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading

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Driving the Stripper Mobile – On Sale 99 Cents

On Sale For A Limited Time

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Foxy and Larry #5 (53,000 Words)

This is the story about Don, an ordinary guy who is down on his luck. In fact, while he was down, Lady Luck even gave him a couple of hard shots to the stomach.

Dumped by his wife and fired from his job, Don is befriended by a stripper and the club owner, who feel sorry for him. The strip club builds a truck with a clear plastic box on the back, complete with a stripper pole.

The plan is for the Stripper Mobile to drive up and down Las Vegas Boulevard, while girls dance in the plastic box. Hopefully, people will be attracted by the beautiful girls dancing and visit the club. The club owner decides to give Don a shot and hires him to drive the Stripper Mobile.

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Seduced by the Dark Side – On Sale 99 cents!

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Seduced by the Dark Side is on sale this weekend for 99 cents (regularly $2.99).

“Seduced by the Dark Side” (58,000 Words) is a hard-core non-stop erotic romance about a small town farm girl from Minnesota who moves to Las Vegas to experience the wilder side of life. Ingrid’s education starts as soon as her plane lands in Las Vegas where she is picked up by Stormy, an exotic dancer, while trying to get her luggage. Accepting a ride from her new girlfriend, she finds out how much fun the back of a limo can be with a bunch of horny exotic dancers.

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The Runaway – On Sale 99cents

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The Runaway Rated 4-1/2 Out of 5 Stars

The Runaway is on sale for 99 cents, regularly $2.99.

Foxy and Larry, two swingers, pickup a stranded girl on the side of the road and take her home to try and help her just before Christmas. Initially their motives were simply to try and help her but rapidly the homeless girl becomes infatuated with the couple and their lifestyle. Their mission of mercy now turns to debauchery as they invite her into their home and family. This 34,000 word story is long for your reading pleasure.

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My Wife is a Prick Teaser

tumblr_nmcjpdYTN91taxkxbo1_500This Super Bowl morning, I’m at one of my favorite fast food restaurants writing smut and got to thinking about the House Party we went to last night. Even when we don’t get home till 3 or 4, I’m always up by 6 AM. Guess growing up on a farm is a hard habit to break.

My wife is not a hard core party person, typically you have to have a couple of attributes to attract her attention. Either hung like a horse or have a nice rack. Not to say that she’s shallow or anything, but most of the time she’s the organizer and shit disturber.

Once she gets everyone naked and in a pile, she disappears. You’d think people would be pissed at her but she’s so good at getting the action started, everyone loves her.

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A Hotwife is Born – On Sale

A Hotwife Is Born [Cuckold/Hotwife #2]

A Hotwife is Born

On Sale for 99 Cents, Regularly $2.99

Buy the story on Kinky Literature by clicking here or go to my universal buy link by clicking here.

A Hotwife Is Born (Cuckold/Hotwife #2)

A graphic tale (47,000 Words) about a 40 year old housewife, who is seduced by her next door neighbor, and turned out as a Hotwife, with her cuckold husband.

Tina is happily married except for the small fact that her husband is too little to take care of her needs. Her husband has gotten a big promotion, which enables them to buy a new house where Tina meets her sexpot neighbor Gretchen.

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Smashwords Blog: 2017 Book Industry Predictions: Intrigue and Angst amid Boundless Opportunity

For those of you who didn’t see it, below is Mark Coker (SmashWords) 2017 Industry Predictions. Interesting reading.

Posted: 31 Dec 2016 03:20 PM PST

If you could see into the future, what would you do to change it?

Each year I polish off my imaginary crystal ball and attempt to divine how the boiling crosscurrents of technology, competitive intrigue, author aspirations, and reader tastes will shape the opportunities facing authors, publishers and retailers for the year ahead.

As I caution each year, the prediction game is fraught with folly.  No one really knows what will happen tomorrow, though there are plenty of clues.

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Coffee, Tea, or ME? – On Sale 99cents

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Coffee, Tea, or ME? is currently on sale for 99 cents, regularly $2.99.

Foxy wins a Texas-Hold’em tournament at a Las Vegas Strip Casino and invites her husband down to celebrate. While our two favorite swingers are celebrating, they pick up and seduce Zoe, a recent divorcee.

What follows is a night of debauchery in a hotel Bridal Suite as they turn her every way but loose in the no holes barred style that Larry Archer is known for.

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