Larry Archer’s the name and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.
They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!
Generally speaking, my stories are fairly graphic and not intended for those who are not of legal age or easily offended. If you are not a grownup (i.e. an Adult) or don’t enjoy reading about adult themed works, please leave now, otherwise I’m not responsible for anything you get splashed on your keyboard. Continue reading →
My latest box set, Swinger’s Box Set #2, has run off in a cloud of dust. I just checked on Amazon, and it’s #29 in Fantasy Erotica. This is after only three days in the Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited store. Technically, its been out five days, but since it took two days for Amazon to review and publish it, I consider it on the market for three days!
Swinger’s Box Set #2 is a compilation of three of my more popular erotic stores, and at over 122,000 words is more than full novel size in length. If you’ll note, the page count is 344 pages. With smut from Larry Archer, you run out of stroke before you run out of pages!
While I was able to withstand the urge to buy myself a new Range Rover, I did order a new, just-released Canon R5 with a 24-70mm f2.8 L lens. For you non-camera types, instead of the Sears & Roebuck catalog, shutterbugs are taking the R5 brochure to the bathroom to jerk off to.
If you click on the story titles above, it will open up a description of each story. This box set is long at 122,000 words, so buy a bigger tube of lube before reading. Larry Archer writes hot explicit yet HEA erotic stories with a plot.
There is action on every page, so make sure the pages aren’t stuck together as you’ll miss somebody getting laid! Larry writes guilt-free erotica in his humorous style that will keep you cuming back for more.
One of my favorite fellow authors of erotica, Lisabet Sarai, has just released her latest story, The Slut Strikes Back. Lisabet writes a broad range of genres, from romance to stroke stories, but in my opinion, her stroke stories are where she shines.
I just finished The Slut Strikes Back last night, and it is a juicy tale for sure. I didn’t particularly care for the cover image, but once you start reading, you’ll be reaching for the lube in no time!
After being in lockdown for several months, we’ve all had to cope in various ways. For swingers, it’s been even more of a challenge as we are a very social group. House Parties are usually a weekly affair.
In every swinger’s group, we’ve been involved in, there are typically a small number of couples who host House Parties. The term “House Party” is an acronym used by Lifestyle members to get together with other people to fuck and suck someone else’s wife’s brains out.
It’s funny because the Lifestyle is a secret organization, like when Ralphie in Chrismas Story, got an Ovaltine secret decoder ring to read encrypted messages, which ended up advertising their drink. For us, it’s similar to when we talk about swinger stuff when straights are around, and we use acronyms to discuss things when “those” people are near and can overhear us.
Cuckolding: My Wife Is A Porn Star is a kinky story about a guy who comes home to an empty house as his wife is out partying with the girls. Figuring that this would be an excellent time to watch some porn on his computer, he grabs a beer and picks out a new video to watch that looks pretty hot.
He’s sitting there, playing with himself, while watching these two girls take care of everyone on the set. In the last scene, he finally gets a good look at the girls and realizes that he’s jerked off to his wife and his best friend’s wife making a pornographic movie.
His revulsion quickly turns to excitement as he realizes that they’ve been doing this for a while. Follow Ralph as he and his best friend track down the studio and get to watch their wives make another movie, while they watch from a hidden room. This the third cuckolding (Hotwife) eStory that I’ve written, and a lot of the ideas for the stories are based upon the several couples we know who are a Hotwife and cuckold couple.
The Watchers (36,000 words) is a tale about Gene, an insurance adjuster, who is having a mid-life crisis after 20 years of marriage. Imagine that you’ve just finished a mind-numbing seminar and are sitting in a hotel bar having a drink when you pick up on the conversation two guys next to you are having about a Sex Show.
You hear the words “Sex Show,” and your ears perk up. As you listen, you discover that for one-hundred dollars, you can watch people having sex right in front of your eyes. For someone who looks at wrecked cars and damaged houses for a living, a sex show sounds irresistible.
The sex show turns out to be everything Gene could hope for and much more. At the end of the show, he discovers that one of the actresses is his sweet innocent wife of twenty years.
At first appalled, disgusted, and sick at his stomach at what he’s seen, yet he can’t seem to keep from looking at the pictures and movies one of the girls sends him. Discover how Gene attempts to deal with the fact his wife is not what she seems, and how is he going to handle this revelation?
Cheating Glory Hole Wives is a heartwarming story for all you glory hole fans. The guys are all in the basement building their man caves while their unsatisfied wives twiddle their thumbs.
Two married women finally decide to take matters into their own hands, or more correctly mouths.
Ensconced in his basement man cave so he can watch non-stop football, Ralph becomes suspicious that his wife is entertaining herself with a completely different sport. One where she spends most of her time on her knees! Worse, she has sucked his best friend’s wife in on her dirty little game, and both wives start disappearing at night dressed in outfits that would be more appropriate for streetwalkers than sweet loving housewives.
Ralph can’t decide if he wants to throw his wife out of the house or unzip his pants and watch. He follows her and her girlfriend to the local adult theater to see what she’s up to.
He realizes that his wife Mary is spending her nights kneeling in front of a hole in the wall servicing anonymous men, and never even learns their names. Together Mary and his friend’s wife Sue work diligently to satisfy every man they come across except for their own husbands.
I think I must be sick or a pervert. Maybe both? I just created a new Instagram post that I think is so funny. As a swinger, I’ve come to realize that we’re different from a lot of people and look at things in a warped way!
The current hot topic is cuckold – Hotwife stories, with her Bull. With that thought in mind, I came up with this ad to push my smut. What do you think?
For more stories from the dirty mind of Larry Archer, visit your favorite publisher. More details on my stories can be found at: https://LarryArcher.blog/stories
My good friends at KinkyLiterature are featuring one of my glory hole stories today. This HEA explicit story is a good one to occupy your time as you learn about what happens at the glory hole.
Alyson Discovers the Glory Hole,ahard core erotic adult story about two swingers, Foxy and Larry, who take an oral obsessed girlfriend to a Las Vegas adult theater with glory holes to satisfy her cravings for servicing strangers.
While in the toy section, they pick up a straight couple when the wife becomes infatuated with Foxy’s braless jugs, micro-mini, and thigh high boots. Foxy makes Alyson take care of the husband to help get her warmed up. Foxy’s dominate side quickly comes out as she punishes the cashier for hitting on her husband and gives her ten lashes with her riding crop in front of the other customers as correction. The young Goth cashier begs Foxy to become her Mistress and take her as a new slave.
As your parents have probably told you many times, “Idle Hands are the devil’s workshop,” which is the title of my erotic story. Two MILFs with workaholic husbands decide that they should take matters into their own hands to get some satisfaction.
They start at an adult theater and store to innocently purchase a replacement vibrator for one which has died from overuse. One thing leads to another, and they end up learning what “Glory Hole,” really means and how hard the floor is on their knees.
They next decided to sample the world of swingers and further their education in the ways of sexual conquest and satisfaction.
This 20,000-word story is available now on all the usual sites for your self-abuse pleasure. As always, I recommend that you purchase from KinkyLiterature.com as the price is the same, and you get the satisfaction of supporting people who enjoy smut stories as much as you do.