Larry Archer’s smut is on sale for 50% off between Christmas and New Year’s at SmashWords! That’s right, so take your credit card, lube, and your laptop, then lock yourself in the bathroom for the week between Christmas and New Year’s. Just have your wife or husband slide Pop-Tarts under the door occasionally.
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Foxy and I hope you have a safe and happy Christmas. Take time to enjoy your friends and family. If you are going to drink, either select a designated driver or call Uber or Lyft.
Christmas is often a lonely time of year and make sure you reach out to any of your friends that you are concerned about. Call and touch base or at a minimum send them a text message or email and wish them well. If possible have them over and talk about only good things.
I hope that you get that pony you’ve always wanted since childhood or whatever it is that you desire.
We are planning on holding a small party with our closest couples and friends. Nothing special, just quiet time with friends. Vegas is a great party town and if you’re coming to visit, have a good time but be safe and responsible.
To all those I know through blogs, writers’ associations, and perverts in general, my fondest thoughts go out to you. I’ve been writing erotica for six years now and this has allowed me to meet a huge group of people that I would never have met before.
We Love you guys,
Foxy and Larry
by Larry Archer
Well, it’s that time of year, when we generally look back on all the things, we did right but typically remember those times when we stepped on our dick. Let’s be honest, the lessons that hurt are the ones we generally remember best.
This year I’m going to focus on one resolution, and that is to avoid looking at shiny objects. I have a bad habit of getting distracted and not finishing the story I’m working on as I get a new idea about a different story. When the dust settles, I end up with multiple stories in various stages of completion.
This year, I’m going to try and finish one thing before I start another. Checking my Draft folder, I see that there are 173 document files in it. If I assume that there are a certain number of auxiliary files, then this means that since I started writing smut in 2012, I’ve published about 25 stories yet have over a hundred waiting in the wings.
It’s so hard for me though and like when I see a pretty girl, my attention is instantly glued to the shiny new object. All other things fall by the wayside. This wouldn’t be such a bad thing if I’d finish one story before starting another, but I end up with a bunch of stories that are 25% -75% completed and only need a little push to put them over the top and out the door.
While I realize I should become a better person, lose weight, and stop jerking off so much, I’m not going to strive for something I’ll never accomplish. I’m going to try and do one thing for a change; finish a story before starting the next one.
I’ll do that right after I finish the four stories I currently am working on in rotation!
I certainly know better as I can watch my sales at Amazon and see the dreaded 30-day cliff when my latest story becomes old news and starts to drift off into the sunset. Just like the little engine that could, I can do it, I can do it.
I was reading Lisabet’s latest blog posting about how she got started writing smut, and my path was a similar one except for the fact that I previously hated to write. As an engineer, it seems to be a part of our genetic makeup that writing is always a struggle for us. We are much better at making something rather than telling someone how we made it.
I guess my first masterpiece after college was a paper I wrote on how to throw a swinger’s party. Foxy and I used to give presentations on throwing house parties back when we lived in the mid-west. You’d think it wouldn’t be that complicated to take your clothes off and lie in a pile, but it’s harder than you would expect.
Not trying to pat myself on the back, because it always makes my shoulder sore, we are reasonably successful at throwing parties. I can only remember one party when we invited someone we didn’t know, and the guy got belligerent and drunk. The couple we knew had vouched for them and against our better judgment extended them an invitation.
Our New Year’s Pajama Parties are typically 50-60 couples plus a few Unicorns and stags. The party normally lasts several days or until the next normal work day. After the first night, it’s down to about ten couples who we are very close with and with that one exception, always trouble free.
With several cops, strippers, a surgeon, a paramedic, and a forensic pathologist typically in attendance, we’re prepared for most situations. We can cover you coming and going!
The only problem having a party is that we don’t get to party much as watching out for everything is a full-time job. For us, constantly circulating to check the rooms, restock the towels, and change sheets takes most of our attention.
My first erotic story, Fantasy Swingers, was the offshoot of reading a poorly written story on Literotica and telling myself, “I can do that!” While struggling with the technicalities of proper English, I find that smut will pour out of my keyboard like a kicked over can of beer.
Swingers are still an ostracized group like the LGBTQ folks used to be, and I doubt that we’ll ever be fully accepted, but that’s okay as it’s a lot of fun and never a dull moment. Back home, we had a swinger’s bowling league, Friends and Lovers, that offended the other bowlers but it was amusing and would break up the work week on Wednesday night.
You would hear catty remarks about the girl’s low cut tops or short skirts and that generally encouraged them to be even more outrageous. A lot of women in the Lifestyle are exhibitionists, and the show is always a hoot. The manager at the bowling alley always bought the girls drinks and told us how much we boosted his business.
Unlike our current president, when I look back on 2018, I think it has been a successful year, all things considered. My only advice is first take a breath before proceeding.
Merry Christmas to all, and visit me at LarryArcher.blog for all your smut. Until next month.
As 2018 draws to a close, I look back on the good things that I’m thankful for. Having a gorgeous wife is always number one on the list. I married so far out of my pay grade, but hey I’m not complaining.
Probably number two is the fact my wife hates to wear a bra and always lets the girls go free. She missed out on the braless revolution of the ‘60s and ’70s but has tried to make up for it going forward.
Wifey was a model when we met, and it’s common to this day for models and female entertainers to skip putting on a bra. Just last night, on Saturday Night Live (SNL), Miley Cyrus wore a dress cut down to her waist and an outfit with a jacket, completely open, and nothing underneath.
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For those of you who have had the forbidden fantasy of watching your wife being with another man or men, this box set is for you. Larry Archer has managed to stuff three of his nastiest Hotwife stories into one box set for your reading pleasure.
At almost 100,000 words, A Night at the Bar, A Hotwife is Born, and My Wife is a Porn Star will give you a glimpse into what it would be like if you gave in to your darkest desires of being a cuckold to a cheating Hotwife, who everyone wanted!
Or possibly, you will want to imagine being the Bull and having men beg you to satisfy their cheating MILF wives! As you plunge your manhood into them and hear the moans as she realizes how much bigger you are than her cuckold husband, who is trying to video everything and jerk off at the same time.
You hold her head with two handfuls of hair while pumping your load into her needy mouth. At the same time, cucky has zoomed in until all he can see is your big cock buried in his slutty wife’s mouth, and fills the screen of his video camera. She turns to you and grins, allowing the Bull’s spunk to run out the corners of her mouth, and drip on her heaving boobs!
It’s okay, I know what you want to do. Give in to the irresistible urge to whip it out! Your credit card that is and click the Buy link!
That’s right, pound on that mouse button just like the Bull is going to pound it into your Hotwife as you stuff your ears full of Kleenex to drown out her screaming! But save enough tissue to clean up from the mess you’re going to make while watching.
Larry Archer’s HEA erotic stories are full of sexually explicitly described scenes involving cuckolds, Hotwives, swingers, and Unicorns. Written with a humorous slant, Larry’s stories have an actual plot in addition to something you can jerk off to.
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Below is more information on this box set which is more fun than cutting a hole in the bottom of your boat and covering it with that magic tape you see on television!
Cuckold and Hotwife – Box Set 1 is a box set of three Hotwife stories for your reading and self-abuse pleasure. Almost 100,000 words describing some of the wildest scenes you could ever imagine. If you’ve ever wondered about the erotic fantasy of watching your wife being ravaged by men, right in front of your eyes; this is your entry into that forbidden world.
Written by a swinger, who’s been there and done that, this box set is based upon the true adventures of a swinger couple to give you an up close and personal look at the world of cuckold husbands with their Hotwives.
A Night at the Bar
First, we start off with “Cuckolding: A Night At The Bar” (24,500 words) where her husband and we learn what his wife Tina has really been up to. As a guy, who’s a little on the short side, and getting suspicious that his wife is getting serviced by much bigger rods.
Our story starts as they walk into a neighborhood bar and discover an amateur soccer team, whose name is “8-Plus”. To her husband’s shock and her excitement, she discovers what their team name actually means.
A Hotwife is Born
Our next tale, “Cuckolding: A Hot Wife Is Born” (47,000 words) involves a 40-year-old housewife who gets seduced by her next-door neighbor, who turns out to be a Hotwife, with a cuckold husband.
Tina is happily married except for one small problem, her husband’s cock. Moving into their new house, Tina meets her sexpot neighbor Gretchen, who recognizes a potential partner in crime and introduces her to the sexy world of clubbing. She and Gretchen quickly go on the hunt for young and virile studs to party with.
Naive Tina easily slips into the world of non-stop sex as she samples everything including the girls.
Tina’s husband Ryan quickly grows suspicious when his wife comes home late at night, wearing a micro-mini and little else. Follow along as Ryan’s anger quickly turns to erotic fascination as he learns of the forbidden world they are entering.
My Wife Is A Porn Star
The box set finishes up with “My Wife Is A Porn Star” (24,000 Words) about a guy who comes home to an empty house as his wife is once again “out with the girls.” But he’s beginning to have suspicions.
Figuring that this would be a good time to watch some Internet porn, he grabs a beer and selects a new video that looks hot. As he’s sitting there playing with himself, he is amazed at how much one of the porn stars looks like his wife, but he never gets a clear shot of her face.
In the final scene, when the two girls kiss and clean up each other’s faces, he gets the shock of his life! The girl he’s just jerked off to is actually his wife, and his excitement quickly turns to revulsion. On top of everything else, the girl, who helped his wife satisfy the group of well-hung guys, is his best friend’s wife!
But to his amazement, his anger and revulsion quickly turned to excitement as he can’t help but re-watch the video while continuing to jerk off at the mind-blowing videos of his wife and his best friend’s wife giving up every hole to non-stop pounding while screaming for more.
The thing that really gets to him is that his wife seems to love doing all those things to other guys that he has begged her to do with him. Maybe the fact that he isn’t hung like a Shetland Pony has something to do with it?
After breaking the news to his best friend, together they track down the porn studio and discover their wives busily taking care of a new group of young guys. You won’t believe the ending as they watch their latest movie being shot, through a one-way mirror.
These stories are HOT and have non-stop action on virtually every page. This box set explores the perverted world of cuckolding, where Hotwives engage in sex, while their husbands watch. This bareback story includes graphic hard-core sex scenes involving cuckolding, multiple partners, gangbang, pulling a train, girl-on-girl lesbian, oral, anal, facial, menage.
After a gloomy couple of days, the rain is gone, and Las Vegas is back to sunshine. With typically 300 days a year with at least some sun and 200 sunny days, the weather is nice in Sin City a majority of the time.
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I Saw Mommy Sucking Santa Claus is bigger, nastier, better, yet still free to Kindle Unlimited subscribers and cheap to the rest of you. #LarryArcher has rewritten his classic story just in time for the Christmas holidays.
A tongue in cheek highly erotic story of what happens when Santa and his Helper accidentally slide down the wrong chimney and discover three naked girls trimming the Christmas Tree. While obviously a parody on the classic children’s story, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, this one is X-rated and suitable for reading under the sheet with a flashlight or in the bathroom, with the door locked!
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