Should We Bite The Hand That Feeds Us?

20140310_183501As a writer of smut (erotica to those of you with a weak stomach), we typically nurse at the biggest teat we can find, Amazon. But Amazon is typically a love – hate relationship with the author’s of porn constantly joisting with Amazon’s censor’s to see how much we can push the line.

A big percentage of us are self-published and as such don’t have a large publishing house behind us with tons of lawyers and advertising wonks. To sell our masterpieces to ensure a fresh supply of hand towels and batteries, we try to make our covers and blurbs stand out in front of the other perverts.

Once you start publishing, you quickly learn the cruel truths of Amazon’s acceptance policy, no bare boobs, no butt shots, and above all no high school cheerleaders, even if they are wearing a thong.

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“My Wife is a Porn Star” featured today on Kinky Literature

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My Wife Is A Porn Star (24,000 Words) is a kinky story about a guy, who comes home to an empty house as his wife is out partying with the girls. Figuring that this would be a good time to watch some porn on his computer, he grabs a beer and picks out a new video to watch that looks pretty hot.

He’s sitting there, playing with himself, while watching these two girls take care of everyone on the set. In the last scene, he finally gets a good look at the girl’s faces and realizes that he’s just jerked off to his wife and his best friend’s wife making a pornographic movie.

His revulsion quickly turns to excitement as he realizes that they’ve been doing this for a while. Follow Ralph as he and his best friend track down the studio and get to watch their wives make another movie, while they watch from a hidden green room. This the third cuckolding (Hotwife) story that I’ve written and a lot of the ideas for the stories are based on the several couples we know who are Hotwives with a cuckold husband.

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Get Your Hands Around “Stripper or Nurse?”

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I’ve finally taken the plunge and started working on a print (actual paper) version of my erotica. Stripper or Nurse is about 75% of the way to becoming a ~250-page print novel of erotic smut that fits perfectly in your bathroom library rack. I can’t guarantee that the pages won’t get stuck together but try and keep it wiped off.

As usual, I never do anything halfway and jumped into desktop publishing with a new copy of QuarkXPress. If you haven’t been in the layout or publishing business, you’ve probably never heard of QuarkXPress. It’s been around since the dark ages of computers and I learned it back in the mid-west before we moved to Sin City.

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Getting Her Lights Drilled Out

GettingYourBrainsFuckedOutI just had to share this picture of a woman getting her brains fuc*ed out. I wish I could show the entire picture but I don’t want WordPress to ding me. The look on her face is priceless and I just hope that I can do half as good as the guy behind her!

I’m assuming he didn’t have to ask, “Did you come?”

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Alexa Listens To Me – Unlike My Wife!

tumblr_maqyw7duYh1rev04io1_250It’s dawned on me how much I like ordering Alexa around and she never talks back. I’m trying to figure out how to get her to respond with, “Yes, Master.” But I’m okay with her now, at least as a start.

I had originally ordered an Amazon Echo for Wifey as she’s always, “What’s the number for the grocery store?” or some such. I’ll text her the number and she’ll say, “How’d you do that?” and I’ll respond, “I just asked the Internet, which knows everything.”

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Another Day in Paradise

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Another Day in Paradise (40,000 Words)

Monica is a mid-western girl, who moves to Las Vegas to pursue her dreams of being a chorus girl. Like many others, who came before her, she finds fame and fortune a difficult goal to achieve.

By accident, she meets a fellow dancer who gets her a job serving as eye candy escorting the mayor around town, to help keep her afloat.

Her girlfriend, Porsche, turns out to have a wild side and quickly Monica is thrown into the clutches of two swingers, and their girlfriends for a sex filled romp that will keep you titillated page after page. This is a hard-core story with a plot that leads you down the road of Monica’s seduction in exquisite detail. You’ll be amazed as to how quickly, she comes over to the Dark Side.

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“The Watchers” – Featured Today @ Kinky Literature


The Watchers is featured today by my good friends at They have best in smut including those stories which are Too Hot For Amazon! For a more detailed blurb go the page on KL or to my blurb page here.

The Watchers (36,000 words) is a tale about Gene, an insurance adjuster, who is having a mid-life crisis after 20 years of marriage.Imagine that you’ve just finished a mind numbing seminar and are sitting in a hotel bar having a drink, when you pick up on the conversation two guys next to you are having, about a Sex Show.

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