Okay, Enough With the Earthquakes

At about 8:22 PM tonight, another earthquake hit Ridgecrest California. This time it was a 7.1 which is considerably stronger as the scale is logarithmic.

Las Vegas is about 120 miles from the epicenter and so all we felt was some wave action but you could definitely feel it.

Hopefully this is not a harbinger of things to come.

Stay safe folks.

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We Just Had an Earthquake

Around 10:33 AM PST, the Las Vegas area was moved (not really shaken) from the earthquake centered in Searles Valley California. It was weird and the first earthquake I’ve ever really felt.

It took a second to realize what was happening as I could feel the back and forth motion, which slowly got stronger. It lasted about 30 seconds and for awhile, the rock and roll motion was really evident.

Looking outside, I could see a nearby street lamp was shaking but then everything went quiet. I haven’t noticed any damage to my house as it didn’t seem severe.

Checking with https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map I saw that a 6.4 had occurred. There have been 114 quakes over 2.5 in the area which surprised me. I’ve watched the earthquake display at the University of Nevada Las Vegas and knew that they were fairly common but didn’t realize this common.

Television is reporting a 6.6 but according to the USGS, it was a maximum of 6.4 but who’s counting.

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Happy 4th of July

THC, a key psychoactive ingredient in marijuana, is toxic to dogs, veterinarians warn. So keeping dogs away from discarded joints, edible marijuana or drug-tainted poop is important.

“Man That’s Some Good Shit!”

Ran across this picture of what looks to be a stoned dog in an article about not letting your pets eat your doobies. If you catch your dog with his head in a bag of Doritos, then you might want to worry. LOL

A more likely event is your puppy being terrified by the fireworks and possibly tanks or flying baby Trumps if you’re in Washington DC. Your vet can prescribe some sedatives to help him over the hump.

Another good suggestion is a “Thunder Buddy,” or similar tight fitting corset that holds the pet firmly around the chest. For some reason, this seems to calm the dogs. It worked with our last pet who has since gone to the Rainbow Bridge to wait for us.

If you have a pet who is scared of loud noises, consider trying these to help out your pet during thunderstorms or fireworks. Try searching for “Thunderbuddy” or “ThunderShirt” on Amazon.

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Half-Off in July 2019

Remember folks, all of my erotic stories on SmashWords are either free or half-off. Just for the month of July, save big on all the smut you can handle. It’s one, two, three, SAVE!

  • Visit Larry Archer’s page on SmashWords by clicking here.
  • Pick out some hot erotica to read. Keep your zipper up for a minute more else the keyboard will get all sticky.
  • Whip it out, your credit card that is for the stories that aren’t free. Make sure you enter the Coupon code shown to discount the price.
  • Now, lock the bathroom door or pull the sheet over your head and enjoy.

For those of you who are concerned about going blind or having hair grow on your palms, my mother told me the same thing. I just said that I’ll quit when I need glasses but it doesn’t seem to be getting any worse?

If you need it, below is my Buy Link for Larry Archer’s Erotica on SmashWords.

https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LarryArcher?Ref=LarryArcher

For more on my July SmashWords Sales Extravaganza, Click This Link.

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My Brand of Smut

Apparently, there are different types of erotica, which I’m sometimes reminded of by other authors. There is romantic erotica which covers the naughty bits with long flowery prose. “He thrust his tumescent love sword into my pink flower pedals, covered in dew.”

WTF? Does anyone really talk like that?

“Jamming his massive, rock hard cock into my quivering engorged cunt felt like shoving a cattle prod into my pussy as my brain exploded from the orgasm!”

Then there is the story which teases you up until the final paragraph when we find that they really did it after you’ve read page after page of buildup.

“Blah, blah, blah, ripping her clothes off he defiled her virginity as the sun slowly sunk in the west.”

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It’s Okay, Take Advantage of Me

Larry Archer’s entire catalog is 50% off or Free during the month of July 2019.

That’s right, it’s a fire sale without the fire so just tell your husband and/or wife to slide the TV dinners under the bathroom door as you’ve locked yourself in for the entire month of July and will spend the month Jerking or Jilling off to Larry’s smut.

Don’t feel bad that I’ll have to put my Frenchie out on the street corner with a sign reading, “Will Work for Blue Buffalo.” She needed to lose a few pounds anyway!

SmashWords kicks off the summer for a site-wide sales of stories in all genres, and Larry Archer is all in on the deal. SmashWords is the place where you can find virtually all types of erotic stories, even those Amazon doesn’t accept. #2Hot4Amazon

Link to my author’s page on SmashWords:

https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LarryArcher?Ref=LarryArcher

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“Coffee, Tea, or Me?” Featured at Kinky Literature

Coffee, Tea, or ME?

My good friends at Kinky Literature are featuring one of my erotic stories, Coffee, Tea, or Me?, today at KinkyLiterature.com. It’s based on an actual event that happened after my wife won a poker tournament in Las Vegas. Naturally, the names have been changed to protect the guilty!

How better to celebrate than with a newly divorced server from the high rollers private club?

Following is a brief public service commercial for KinkyLiterature.com

As an author of self-published erotica, advertising my wares is always difficult. I don’t have the staff or budget of a full-fledged publishing house and have to rely on other means to get the word out.

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