Think about that the next time you get an abortion because it’s less trouble than taking a pill, using a rubber, or an IUD. What your parents should have told you is that keeping your knees together would not only keep you from getting knocked up but will save Mommy and Daddy’s lush front yard.
Where do Republicans come up with all this shit? I’m a Republican and feel disenfranchised from all my other wacko party members. I used to think I was weird because we had wife swapping parties and orgies but some of the crap that has come out of my fellow right-wing nut jobs puts all of my stuff to shame.
I’ve just learned that California Assemblywoman Shannon Grove (R) suggested a theory that the state’s worst drought in 1,200 years may be retribution for California providing women with access to abortions.
According to the AssemblyWoman, she suggests Abortion Is To Blame For California Drought:
“I believe –and most Americans believe –that God’s hand is in the affairs of man, and certainly was in the formation of this country,” she wrote. “Is this drought caused by God? Nobody knows. But biblical history shows a consequence to man’s actions.”
So people from California, when your lawn turns brown, it’s your neighbor’s fault for getting an abortion, the slut!