I guess I’ve been living under a rock because I’d never heard of PantyDeal.com, where girls can sell their used panties for guys to huff when the spray can is empty. According to the site, they advertise, “Sell Your Smell” to what’s reportedly 25,000 customers.

Just think of all the laundry detergent that you would save, just wear your thong for a few days then drop it in an envelope for some lucky guy (girl?). Account setup is free for both buyers and sellers and I guess 25,000 customers can’t be all wrong.

Maybe this would be a way to get my wife to wear panties?

I know what I’ll do. The next time I’m at a house party, I’ll troll the bedrooms and collect all of the underwear left on the floor and sell them.