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About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.

California Drought Caused By Abortion

That’s right people, it’s not an El Nino, CO2, pollution, global warming, or any other man made act, it’s God’s wrath over abortion! Think about that the next time you get an abortion because it’s less trouble than taking a … Continue reading

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Anal Relaxing Spray – WTF?

So I’m sitting in the family room with wifey as we wait for time to go see Jurassic World. She DVR’s all these shows that I can’t stand and as I always tell her, “Isn’t our life bizarre enough?” We’re … Continue reading

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Maybe there is hope for us all?

Well today’s rambling has nothing to do with fuck’n and suck’n but just rambling on the news of the world. We’ll never know what Figo was thinking when he leaped in front of his blind owner to try and save … Continue reading

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Now Hiring – Strippers Wanted Only High School Graduates Need Apply

Everyday it’s another “Only in Vegas” moment as our local teeny bopper strip club Little Darlings is now running ads and billboards looking for high school girls to dance naked. It’s sad when Nevada is at the bottom of the … Continue reading

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Showing Off At Denny’s

A funny thing happened the other night at Denny’s. A group of us had been to a house party and decided to grab breakfast before going home. A house party or swinger’s party at someone’s home is always a great … Continue reading

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Peeking from the closet

At a fellow bloggers site, we were talking about how people perceive what you do and the reaction to it. It reminded me of a funny story that happened during one of our New Year’s Pajama Parties. We have these … Continue reading

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Lisabet Sarai’s Latest Stories – Read them if you Dare?

One of my favorite female erotic writers, Lisabet Sarai, has two new releases that you should grab now. That is assuming you are wearing your oven mittens! Fourth World: Erotic Tales of Monsters, Myths, and Magic (~30,000 words) A collection … Continue reading

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San Andreas – Oh, my God! We’re all going to die!

Now for something completely different. Myself and half the non-working and unemployed people of Las Vegas (and other cities) crowded into the movie theater this morning to find out how we were going to be saved when the big one … Continue reading

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ExciteSpice.com Signup for Discounted Smut

ExciteSpice.com is a new site started by Selena Kitt to advertise erotic works by moi and other writers of smut. She sends out regular emails with specials for dirty books you are going to love to read. (Lube optional but recommended!) … Continue reading

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Cuckold and Hotwife – Box Set 1 Now available for your wanking pleasure

“Cuckold and Hotwife – Box Set 1” is a box set of three hotwife stories for your reading and self-abuse pleasure. Almost 100,000 words describing some of the wildest scenes you could ever imagine. If you’ve ever wondered about the … Continue reading

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