If you’ve somehow missed it, go to Google Images and search for Bella Hadid Cannes to get a look at one of the sexiest dresses I’ve seen in a long time, that weren’t on my wife.
Wifey loves to wear these types of outfits with plunging neckline, side boob, slit up all the way, and sexy as hell.
Bella, you’ve got my vote as Hottie of the Year!
If you’ve somehow missed it, go to Google Images and search for Bella Hadid Cannes to get a look at one of the sexiest dresses I’ve seen in a long time, that weren’t on my wife.
Wifey loves to wear these types of outfits with plunging neckline, side boob, slit up all the way, and sexy as hell.
Bella, you’ve got my vote as Hottie of the Year!
May is National Masturbation Month and so be sure and celebrate it often. Every time you Jack Off or Jill Off, you can thank the surgeon general for the recommendation.
Masturbation Day was observed May 7, 1995, after sex-positive retailer, Good Vibrations, declared the day in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired by President Bill Clinton for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students; she was terminated on December 9, 1994.
By popular demand, Masturbation Day has been extended to Masturbation Month to make sure everyone gets their licks in.
May is National Masturbation Month and so be sure and celebrate it often. Every time you Jack Off or Jill Off, you can thank the surgeon general for the recommendation.
Masturbation Day was observed May 7, 1995, after sex-positive retailer, Good Vibrations, declared the day in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who was fired by President Bill Clinton for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students; she was terminated on December 9, 1994.
By popular demand, Masturbation Day has been extended to Masturbation Month to make sure everyone gets their licks in.
Celebrate World Naked Gardening Day by running around your garden or yard in the buff this May 7, 2016. If you do this in Las Vegas, people will probably think another stripper has moved in next door and grab a beer out of the frig, while checking to see if there is anything to watch on TV.
I grew up on a farm in East Texas and I have to confess, gardening is the absolute last thing on my list of things to do, well just above getting a root canal. While I learned a lot, such as how to milk a cow, which has really came in handy, the farm is something I don’t long for often.
Just watch out for poison ivy, as it will definitely screw up your love life for awhile!
“Seduced by the Dark Side” (58,000 Words) is a hard-core non-stop bareback erotic romance about a small town farm girl from Minnesota who moves to Las Vegas to experience the wilder side of life. Ingrid’s education starts as soon as her plane lands in Las Vegas where she is picked up by Stormy, an exotic dancer, while trying to get her luggage. Accepting a ride from her new girlfriend, she finds out how much fun the back of a limo can be with a bunch of horny exotic dancers.
I screwed up and you might as well take advantage of my mistake also. I’ve been putting selected stories on sale and the last sale was for Wife Swap 2, the second eStory in the Wife Swap series. I originally intended to only put it on sale for the weekend but listed it as being on sale for the entire month of March 2016.
This is sort of like those obnoxious TV commercials with waving blow up people and the announcer yelling “We’re overstocked and need you to take it off our hands!” Actually in my case it was probably that I was typing with one hand, while jerking off and pressed the wrong number.
If my wife finds out, she’ll probably beat me like a rented mule or one of her subjects that she loves to punish. Hopefully if you folks out there in Reading Land buy a bunch of my stories, then I’ll get off the hook.
Seriously, I fucked up but being the straight shooter I am will suck it up and offer the story for the rest of the month for 99 cents rather than $2.99. At least I hope that you feel guilty for taking advantage of my mistake when you bend me over the table.
Click here for more information and to take advantage of me and the offer!
If you’re lazy, just click this link to jump directly to my Amazon Kindle page and grab it.
This weekend I’ve gotten one of my latest erotic novels on sale for 99 cents, till 3/29/16. The story is available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. If you have a KU account then you can read the story for free.
Wife Swap 2 (54,400 Words) carries on in the same depraved and debauchery filled story that started in the original Wife Swap. This really long, for a BDSM sex story, follows Carol as she falls into the clutches of Dominatrix Mistress Foxy, who decides to beat some sense into her and breaks up Carol’s marriage to take her as the latest submissive in Foxy’s stable.
In spite of the occasional beatings, this light hearted romp completes Carol’s education as she realizes what she’s been missing all these years.
This story blends cuckold/Hotwife scenes, BDSM, and swinging situations into a fun filled erotic story that has something for most everybody, regardless of your kink.
Note that at 54,000+ words, this story is much longer than your normal smut story and you get a lot more bang for the buck. Compare story lengths and remember Larry has sex on virtually every page.
As always Larry Archer combines a good story line with sexual situations involving straight, girl-on-girl, anal, oral, facials, humiliation, and group sex with graphic descriptions. This story is completely bareback and no safe sex lessons included.
The Voyeur
I’ve got my latest smut book, The Voyeur, on sale this weekend for 99 cents. The sale price is good at Amazon, Excitica, and SmashWords until at least Tuesday 2/16/16. It’ll give you something to do when you’re off work on Monday.
The Voyeur, (15,000 Words) a delicious little tale about a small town girl, who moves to the big city to escape her abusive and domineering father, who beat her for any real or perceived thought about anything related to men or sex. Constance takes a job far away from home in Saint Louis, where she works at an ad agency surrounded by people who live on the edge between fantasy and reality.
There she meets her new best friend Sue, who takes the naive girl under her wing and tries to iron out some of the kinks instilled by her father and his paddle. Constance rapidly blooms and finds that she’s not only attracted to men but also girls. Then things heat up as she starts letting the guy across the courtyard watch her dress and help with her wardrobe selection.
This story is primarily girl-on-girl, with some voyeuristic scenes thrown in and written in the no holes barred style of Larry Archer, with graphic descriptions of the action to fill your imagination.
The Voyeur
I’ve got my latest smut book, The Voyeur, on sale this weekend for 99 cents. The sale price is good at Amazon, Excitica, and SmashWords until at least Tuesday 2/16/16. It’ll give you something to do when you’re off work on Monday.
The Voyeur, (15,000 Words) a delicious little tale about a small town girl, who moves to the big city to escape her abusive and domineering father, who beat her for any real or perceived thought about anything related to men or sex. Constance takes a job far away from home in Saint Louis, where she works at an ad agency surrounded by people who live on the edge between fantasy and reality.
There she meets her new best friend Sue, who takes the naive girl under her wing and tries to iron out some of the kinks instilled by her father and his paddle. Constance rapidly blooms and finds that she’s not only attracted to men but also girls. Then things heat up as she starts letting the guy across the courtyard watch her dress and help with her wardrobe selection.
This story is primarily girl-on-girl, with some voyeuristic scenes thrown in and written in the no holes barred style of Larry Archer, with graphic descriptions of the action to fill your imagination.
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reading and writing the explicit and the illicit
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