I’m Sorry Also!

girlinchristmasoutfitA few weeks ago, I made a flippant blog post about sexual harassment and now I’m realizing that I was seriously wrong and apologize.  I never realized the extent that men have been victimizing women, that is so alien to me.

My wife has said that she’s often been hit on but usually shuts a guy down immediately. She’s a big women’s libber and doesn’t take shit from anyone. She was not surprised by the number of men who have used their status and power to force women into situations that they were uncomfortable with.

We’re in the Lifestyle and as hard as it might be to believe, if there is harassment then it’s possibly due to the women rather than the men. Ninety-nine percent of the time, we’ve only ran around with other swingers and I have to admit, I didn’t realize this was happening or at least to the extent it was happening.

As a guy, most (all) of our decisions are made by our dick. That’s why most guys give their dick a name as you wouldn’t want a total stranger to be making all your decisions for you.

All jokes aside, we men are assholes and it’s time to make changes to the ways we deal with women.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Years – feel free to substitute the appropriate occasions for your country and/or belief. Make a pledge that you’ll do better as I am.

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New Twitter Header

Twitter Header

As they always say, “Idle Hands Are The Devil’s Workshop” and this is certainly true with me. I’ve been trying to create a more appealing Twitter header page. My latest version is above and I’m basically happy about it except that I have to work on the resolution. The cover images are a little fuzzy and that will be an ongoing project.

You can see the read thing at https://twitter.com/Archer_Larry.

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Cheating Glory Hole Wives

Cheating Glory Hole Wives 200x300Cheating Glory Hole Wives is a heartwarming story at Christmas time for all you glory hole fans. The guys are all in the basement building their man caves while their unsatisfied wives twiddle their thumbs. Two married women finally decide to take matters into their own hands, or more correctly mouths.

Ensconced in his basement man cave so he can watch non-stop football, Ralph becomes suspicious that his wife is entertaining herself with a completely different sport. One where she spends most of her time on her knees! Worse, she has sucked his best friend’s wife in on her dirty little game, and both wives start disappearing at night dressed in outfits that would be more appropriate for streetwalkers than sweet loving housewives.

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New Year’s Eve is Rapidly Approaching

New Year’s Eve Party Girls

New Years Eve partialNew Year’s Eve is right around the corner and we are already planning our annual New Year’s Eve pajama party. I’ve just finished a joint interview with Lisabet Sarai and myself regarding our two new erotic stories just hitting the stores, Hot Brides in Vegas and Nina the Fallen Ballerina. For more on that, click here.

In the interview, Lisabet asked me about what was one of our wildest experiences in the Lifestyle. I had originally offered one but pulled it back as it may have been a little too explicit for the interview.

Instead, I talked about our New Year Eve’s pajama parties we hold, which are typically 50-60 couples in PJ’s or less. Wifey typically wears long johns with animals or Snoopy on them. So in honor of our New Year’s Eve parties, I wanted to post a cropped picture of some of the girls from a previous party.

Wifey is the one in the middle with long john’s on. Sorry, I can’t show the entire picture else it would look like a government document with black bars over everything redacted. 🙂

 

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Lisabet Sarai, An Uncensored Interview

BannerAdSmallLisabet Sarai and I have just co-released two stories written in the erotic world of Foxy and Larry’s The Fox’s Den strip club. She published Hot Brides in Vegas, and I released Nina, The Fallen Ballerina. For me, this has been a real hoot as it’s the first time I’ve ever collaborated with another author, especially one as talented as Lisabet.

We’ve just interviewed each other to determine what makes us tick and you can read Lisabet’s responses to my questions below. To check out my responses to Lisabet’s questions, click this link.

For the backstory on this meeting of minds, see the tail end of this post.

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Cheating Glory Hole Wives – Coming Soon!

Cheating Glory Hole Wives 200x300Cheating Glory Hole Wives is scheduled for release 8-December-2017 for all you cuckold – Hotwife fans. This is the seventh cuckold-Hotwife story I’ve released and it’s definitely worth picking up.

The story, in a nutshell, is: After building his man cave in the basement so he can watch non-stop football, Ralph becomes suspicious that his wife is entertaining herself with a completely different sport. One that she spends most of her time on her knees!

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They Threw Nina Into The Dungeon? WTF!

tumblr_neq6hy498v1taxkxbo1_500Nina, The Fallen Ballerina just got pitched into Amazon’s Adult Dungeon? Sure it has girls tongue wrestling and groping on each other. Certainly, everyone got to pick the hole they wanted but why, why, why is Nina in the dungeon?

I realize it would have been fun to tie her up and smack her across the ass with a paddle or the cat-of-nine but to throw her into the dungeon for no reason at all, doesn’t make any sense. I can hear her now crying out, “Please let me out. I’ll be good and my safe word is ‘Fuck Me’.”

For writers of erotica, being thrown into Amazon’s Adult dungeon is a pain that’s not fun at all and what really pisses me off is there is no reason for it that I can see.

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A Threesome from Lisabet, Larry, and KinkyLiterature

BannerAdSmallRichie and Randi from KinkyLiterature are featuring Lisabet Sarai’s and Larry Archer’s latest erotic novellas today. We have two hot and steamy erotic stories for your reading pleasure, Nina, The Fallen Ballerina and Hot Brides in Vegas.

My story Nina, The Fallen Ballerina, is about a frustrated ballerina who decides to try dancing nude at The Fox’s Den where she gets sucked into a den of inequity. Nina falls in love with Linda, the club manager, as she discovers her lesbian side. But at the same time, she is quickly drawn into the world of swingers where no strings attached sex is too much to resist. Read more about Nina, The Fallen Ballerina at the bottom of this post.

Lisabet’s story Hot Brides in Vegas is about Francesca, a bride to be, and her bridesmaids, who come to Sin City for one last fling before marriage. Finally able to escape the watchful eye of Francesca’s chaperone aunt, they end up at Foxy and Larry’s outrageous strip club, The Fox’s Den, where their last fling turns into something beyond their wildest dreams. Read more about Hot Brides in Vegas at the bottom of this post.

And to round off our threesome or probably more accurately foursome, we have Richie and Randi from Kinky Literature to serve up these delicious delights for you. KinkyLiterature.com is a quasi-publishing house that serves as a funnel to offer you the finest in virtually any type of erotica from a number of sources, bypassing the censors.

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I Apologize For Any DicPics That I Sent You

tumblr_lti9n4w81C1qgcneqo1_500.jpgEvery day we pick up the paper or tune into the news and find yet another Senator or elected official who has been caught sending dicpics to a coworker or wife of a friend. I decided to get ahead of the game and apologize before someone calls me out on this.

So in case I sent you or your wife/significant other a picture of my dick and you didn’t approve, I’m truly sorry and will never do it again. And I promise I won’t call your wife anymore to meet me at the motel down the street. After all, what are friends for.

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Nina, The Fallen Ballerina – Now Available

Nina, The Fallen Ballerina (NTFB), is now available at all your favorite purveyors of smut, Kinky Literature, Amazon, and SmashWords. Soon to be up at Apple iBooks, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo among others.

NTFB clocks in at over 36,000 words and is an HEA story about a young woman whose lifelong dream was to be a ballerina and dance on the big stage. But genetics is a cruel bitch and Nina ended up like her mother at almost six-feet in height.

We all know that ballerinas are tiny little things who get hoisted up and thrown around the stage by the male dancers. In High School, Nina realized that she would probably crush some guy and give him a hernia when he tried to vault her across the stage.

So goodbye to Swan Lake and Nina’s dreams. As the possibility of being a dancer in a tu-tu faded in front of her, she did the only thing she could think of, take out her frustration with school work.

Nina threw herself into school with abandon as advanced curriculum, cheerleading and track consumed her. With the same vigor, Nina tackled college and at age twenty-four walked across the stage to get her Masters in Accounting.

Determined to now be able to enjoy life, she took a job at a casino on the Las Vegas Strip, bought a convertible, and a condo. But life still worked against her.

Nina assumed that working on the Strip would be fun parties and sexy clothes, which she loved to wear. Her miniskirt days ended abruptly when HR called her in and said no to her dress code and especially her love of going braless.

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