I’ve been having a ball creating Twitter ads to sell my smut with. Like the guy who laughs at his own jokes, this is so much fun! While I realize that a lot of people may not appreciate my warped sense of humor, it’s been fun for me. How was it for you?
The girl in the convertible reminds me of a previous girlfriend, who one night after a bout of serious lovemaking, rolled over and said, “I can’t see you anymore!” When I asked, “Why?,” she replied, “I’m getting married tomorrow!”


Don’t forget to tell your significant other that you love them and wish them a Happy Valentines Day. If they still won’t put out, consider buying some dirty porn from Larry Archer’s collection of smut.
It’s disturbing to turn on the TV or CNN to discover yet another guy in power who abused his position and took advantage of vulnerable women.
If you’re looking for real erotica that drips off every page, give Larry Archer a try. He is raising “stroke porn” to new heights by combining explicit erotic stories with an actual plot.
Being a cuckold or Hotwife is often associated with the swinging lifestyle and seems to become more popular every day. Today’s definition is a lot different than that of the 1950’s and more mainstream.
The other day a friend of ours called and invited me to a gangbang. He owns a massage parlor, both in-call and out-call. Apparently, a woman came in and asked if he could arrange a gangbang for her, so he was calling all of his friends to join the party.
I’ve been asked to join the team of talented bloggers at Erotica Readers and Writers Association (ERWA) and will be posting on the 24th of every month. My first blog posting is at