The other day a friend of ours called and invited me to a gangbang. He owns a massage parlor, both in-call and out-call. Apparently, a woman came in and asked if he could arrange a gangbang for her, so he was calling all of his friends to join the party.

I told him that I would pass. It’s not that I have anything against a gangbang but there are typically too many dicks and not enough holes to go around.

Anyway a couple of weeks later, I ran into him on the Strip and asked how the gangbang went? He said fine except for one thing.

He was standing at the kitchen sink drinking a glass of water and looked out the window to see one of the guys rolling around on the ground in the backyard. At first, he thought, his friend was having some type of seizure and so he ran out and asked, “Are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. Why?”

“Well, I just saw you rolling around in my yard and thought that you were having some type of medical issue?”

“No, it’s just that I told my wife I was playing pickup baseball with some friends and she’d be suspicious if I didn’t come home dirty. So I thought I’d just roll around in the backyard before going home.”

LOL