It’s been brought to my attention that a lot of people don’t realize that it’s International Masturbation Month. Originally May 28th was International Masturbation Day or Wankers Day in Britain and Australia, but so many people were experiencing friction burns, it was expanded to the entire month of May to even things out.
The event climaxes on May 28, the 23th anniversary of President Bill Clinton’s firing of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders who suggested that jerking off be a part of the sex education curriculum for students.
So to celebrate this important month in history, get a dirty book to read and take yourself in hand. Just tell your spouse that it’s for a worthy cause.
If you need help on finishing up the job, click here for a list of the erotic novels and novellas that I’ve written to help.
I blog for the Erotic Readers and Writers Association (ERWA) on the 24th of the month and I copy my posts to my blog to ensure they don’t somehow get lost in the cloud.
Show of hands, “Do you find selling a character in an erotic story distasteful?”
I would like to think I’m as liberal as the next guy but today I’m sorting the mail and run across a lingerie catalog for Wifey. As I’m throwing it on her stack of mail, I notice the ad on the back of the catalog for “Date Panties.” WTF? Date Panties?
My trusted 1973 Corvette just turned 45 and is still tearing up asphalt everywhere it goes! When we lived in the mid-West, I had an urge for a nice toy and found a well kept single owner 1973 Elkhart Green Corvette convertible with matching hardtop, 350 L82 Engine, 4-Speed, and box stock except for stainless-steel brake calipers.
Today, April 9th, is National Unicorn Day, which is a very special day for a lot of swingers. Our definition of a Unicorn is probably a lot different than others.
We were driving home early one morning last weekend after a late night party when I noticed the sun coming up over Frenchman’s Mountains or Sunrise Mountain as it’s commonly called.
Dragon Boat Blues
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