International Masturbation Month

935297_632503620148572_1096985865_nIt’s been brought to my attention that a lot of people don’t realize that it’s International Masturbation Month. Originally May 28th was International Masturbation Day or Wankers Day in Britain and Australia, but so many people were experiencing friction burns, it was expanded to the entire month of May to even things out.

The event climaxes on May 28, the 23th anniversary of President Bill Clinton’s firing of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders who suggested that jerking off be a part of the sex education curriculum for students.

So to celebrate this important month in history, get a dirty book to read and take yourself in hand. Just tell your spouse that it’s for a worthy cause.

If you need help on finishing up the job, click here for a list of the erotic novels and novellas that I’ve written to help.

About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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3 Responses to International Masturbation Month

  1. kdaddy23 says:

    Hmm, I thought every day was Masturbation Day…

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  2. LarryArcher says:

    You and me both!

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  3. lisabetsarai says:

    The event “climaxes”???

    You should be ashamed of yourself! (Where’d you get that sign about masturbating in the showers, btw? Anyway, I am not sure it’s genuine, since semen is water soluble.)

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