My Life is a Blank Slate

Posted on September 4, 2022 by LarryArcher

As I sit in front of my twin 32-Inch displays, I contemplate the meaning of life. I enjoy looking at the blank monitors adorned with a picture of my wife almost buck naked except for a thong and red and white striped thigh-high socks. She’s holding a baby cougar that is hiding her naughty bits to keep WordPress happy. Of course, my copy does not have their identities obscured with redacted blocks over the eyes to protect the guilty.

In our travels, we’ve met many strange and interesting people. One of which is a couple who trains exotic animals for movies and television. The young cougar is currently an overgrown tabby who will grow up to stalk you in the night, but for now, he’s just a cuddly cat.

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Labor Day Is Not for The Meek

Posted on September 3, 2022 by LarryArcher

It’s early Saturday morning in Vegas. Already 94 degrees and heading towards 110 or so. At least we don’t have forest fires to worry about. There is nothing much to burn in the desert. Foxy is still racked out after we barely got home before the birds started singing.

We met a nice couple last night while people watching. One of the hotels on the strip has a large hallway heading to the nightclubs, and it’s our favorite girl-watching site. There are benches along the wall. So we were sitting there checking out the ladies and comparing notes.

Two girls walked by in almost illegal clubbing outfits. Other than being blonde, one tall girl pushed all our buttons. She was around six foot with a slender build and long legs. Her mini-dress was barely long enough to cover the subject and cut low to expose her cleavage.

As we both sat there gaping in amazement, I heard a woman’s voice beside us, “That’s a tall drink of water!” Then, I looked up to see a gorgeous couple in their thirties enjoying the same view of the girl’s twitching ass.

Foxy and I laughed, and my wife said, “You caught us, but it looks like you were enjoying the view also.”

“Can we join you?” The woman asked.

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Goldberg Variations by Lisabet Sarai

Posted on August 30, 2022 by LarryArcher

Guest Post by: Lisabet Sarai

A violinist, a violist and a seductress.

For twenty-two years, the Goldberg brothers – Richard on cello, Harvey on viola, and Albert on violin – have made music together, earning a decent living and a modicum of respect in the classical music community. When Richard’s sudden demise forces Harvey and Al to find a replacement cellist, neither can imagine how their new colleague will shake up their middle-aged lives.

Deidre Rasinovsky-Corbatta is an unlikely addition to the Goldberg Trio, a shapely siren with purple hair, scarlet lips, and a rose tattooed on her ample breasts – but she plays the cello like an angel. The passion she pours into her music spills over into her relationships with the two brothers. When both Al and Harv fall in love with her, will this tear the trio apart – or transform it?

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Do Authors Run Out of Words?

Posted on August 27, 2022 by LarryArcher

It may be me, but it seems that my popular authors have all jumped the shark. When I’m not writing smut, I like to read crime and suspense stories by authors such as Patterson, Connolly, Brown, Koontz, Grisham, et. al.

I guess after making your first one hundred million dollars, you can start to sluff off and let someone else write for you. Nowadays, you pick up a book with your favorite author’s name splashed across the cover. Then in small type, you’ll see that some other aspiring author wrote the story.

Even books written by the original author seem to have gone downhill. For example, I just finished 6:20 from David Baldacci and was confused throughout the entire story. It didn’t seem to make sense in many places, and the book just seemed to jump around. I typically buy everything from one of my favorite authors sight unseen, but I’m starting to rethink that.

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Go Topless Day

Posted on August 26, 2022 by LarryArcher

I learn something new every day, it seems. For example, I’ve just discovered that there is a Go Topless Day on the Sunday closest to August 26th.

Back in the Midwest, many of our friends were nudists and visited clubs in Indiana, Missouri, Florida, and Texas, but I’d never heard of Go Topless Day. We’ve been to several clubs, but Foxy’s idea of camping out is a Marriott with room service, plus the only good bug is a dead one.

We’ve got Black’s Beach on our bucket list but haven’t made it yet. It always surprised me that there was a nudist camp just north of Houston, yet after living there for a number of years never heard of it until we started swinging. While a fair number of nudists are straight couples, the percentage of swingers seems to be 20-25%, as a guess.

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Writing Smut Stories for Fun and Profit

Posted on August 21, 2022 by LarryArcher

As a pornographer, I love my side-gig, writing dirty stories for perverts everywhere. In school and college, I hated to write. As an engineer, we, as an ethnic group, typically abhor writing, and I was one hundred percent in that camp.

The thing that made me figuratively take up a quill and ink well was wife swapping or swinging. For us, being in the Lifestyle has been fun and upbeat. It may be hard for straights to appreciate, but the incidence of divorce is almost unheard of in our circle. Most of the reasons to stray are eliminated by knocking boots with a friend’s wife. And knowing that your wife and her hubby may be watching and doing the same things themselves.

How we got into the party scene is a story in itself, and I should sit down and blog about it soon. When I suggested it to Foxy, she said, “I’ll give it a try.” But, I was uncertain and worried about how this would turn out. Finally, Foxy solved the problem by bringing home a couple she met at a bar. The rest is history.

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It doesn’t take much to amuse me

Posted on August 14, 2022 by LarryArcher

Sunday is typically the day I spend sorting files on my computer and ensuring everything is backed up. This is when I often discover some gem I’ve forgotten about in my cornucopia of stuff on my computer.

I hate advertising, which is basically begging for money from my fans, but it’s somewhat necessary. My goal in writing smut stories has never been to get rich but to talk about stuff we’ve seen and/or done in our travels. A lot of the sales are turned around and pushed back out to advertisers that hawk my wares. I guess we are all pimps in one fashion or another, but that’s what makes the world go around.

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Driving the Stripper Mobile

Posted on August 13, 2022 by LarryArcher

Driving the Stripper Mobile is a story about Don, an ordinary guy who is down on his luck. While he was down, Lady Luck even gave him a couple of hard shots to the stomach.

Dumped by his wife and fired from his job, Don is befriended by a stripper and the club owner, who feel sorry for him. The strip club builds a truck with a clear plastic box on the back, complete with a stripper pole.

The plan is for the Stripper Mobile to drive up and down Las Vegas Boulevard, while girls dance in the plastic box. Hopefully, people will be attracted by the beautiful girls dancing and visit the club. The club owner decides to give Don a shot and hires him to drive the Stripper Mobile.

Don ends up with one of the strippers as his girlfriend and is thrown into a world of swingers, group sex, erotic dancers, cuckolding, lesbian, and perverted sexual acts that he had only previously dreamed of. This long novella involves graphic sexual scenes and is told in a well-developed storyline as only Larry Archer can weave it.

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Is Everyone Crazy?

Posted on August 13, 2022 by LarryArcher

I’m convinced that loons have taken over the world! I was going to title this post “Only in Vegas,” but it seems that it should have been “Only in the World!” or “News of the Weird.”

It’s a quiet Saturday morning, and I’m up at dawn as usual. Growing up on a farm and having to milk cows as the sun comes up curses you with the inability to sleep late. So our standing rule is to get home before the birds start singing or roughly 4 AM.

Sitting in front of my computer with a hot cup of coffee and trying to wake up. Checking the news, I find that everyone has been morphed into a loon of one type or another.

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Miscellaneous Thoughts

Posted on August 12, 2022 by LarryArcher

I was working on The Perfect Wife today at a local bar-restaurant, and once again, I was amazed at how well the Internet has allowed me to work anyplace where I can get a cell phone signal or a Wi-Fi connection.

I use a variety of computers depending on what I’m trying to accomplish. I’ve always been a Windows person and ragged on Apple users as having drunk the Kool-Aid. Boy, was I wrong, and I admit that I’ve tasted the Kool-Aid myself, and it was good!

As a sucker for electronic toys, I admit that have way too many computers. I’ve been disappointed with most Windows laptops, primarily because of their touchpads. Most Windows laptop touchpads don’t work very well except for Lenovo machines. My day job is as an engineer and generally speaking, the majority of we geeks use Windows. I’ve bought multiple Windows laptops over the years and have been disappointed with most of them.

A few years, in a weak moment, I purchased a MacBook Air as it was so light, but I worried about it having an I5 processor, which with Windows machines generally means it is slow. But boy, was I surprised as it never lagged, and the battery life is phenomenal. Generally, with a Windows computer, your battery life is 4-5 hours, but my Air would run over 10 hours without breaking a sweat.

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