It may be me, but it seems that my popular authors have all jumped the shark. When I’m not writing smut, I like to read crime and suspense stories by authors such as Patterson, Connolly, Brown, Koontz, Grisham, et. al.
I guess after making your first one hundred million dollars, you can start to sluff off and let someone else write for you. Nowadays, you pick up a book with your favorite author’s name splashed across the cover. Then in small type, you’ll see that some other aspiring author wrote the story.
Even books written by the original author seem to have gone downhill. For example, I just finished 6:20 from David Baldacci and was confused throughout the entire story. It didn’t seem to make sense in many places, and the book just seemed to jump around. I typically buy everything from one of my favorite authors sight unseen, but I’m starting to rethink that.
I’m beginning to wonder if you have a gas tank of words and went the needle points to empty, you have to pull over and abandon it on the side of the road. Possibly they should take up another profession while they still have a good name.
This may be another thing you can blame on COVID, Polio, or Monkeypox. It’s like the ZZ Top song about the girl who likes to play Russian Roulette and loads all six. However, I’m more of a Buckcherry fan, “I’m young and dumb and full of cum with a sugar-loaded candy cane!”
Foxy has been bitching about the fact poker is still not back to normal. Some of the casinos have shut down the perks that serious players get. Many of the Diamond Clubs are closed, meaning no free food or drinks. Bummer. She still gets free valet and parking, which has been taken away from the riff-raff.
Traffic has become a nightmare on the freeway running down the side of The Strip. In addition, we now have two sports arenas on the side of the strip, and all of the electronic traffic signs warn the locals to stay away when a game is scheduled.
I think I’ll see if Wifey will give me a blowjob to improve my mood on this Saturday afternoon. Then I need to try and finish The Perfect Wife, my latest smut story.
Oh, the picture has nothing to do with the post. I just like the shot! There is something about long legs that I love.
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I’m Larry Archer, a simple writer of smut stories in both print and electronic format. Foxy and I are swingers in real life, and I write about the things we do and see. While the Lifestyle is not for everyone, it’s been fun for us. My smut is explicit and hardcore but with a somewhat plot. My porn stories are generally positive and fun as this reflects how enjoyable swinging has been to us. If you’re interested in checking out my stories, I publish at all the typical outlets.