The Perfect Wife Now Serving Amazon Customers

Posted on October 28, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Perfect Wife

Today marks twelve days since I submitted The Perfect Wife for review at Amazon, and was finally approved today! What’s funny is that the paperback version was immediately approved for release. Typically, the review process is a technical review to ensure that the resultant electronic copy is formatted properly after conversion. SmashWords immediately accepted the same story except for the front and back, but who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

I’ve switched over to Scrivener for most of my writing. The beauty of Scrivener is that the software breaks up a story into the basic parts, front matter, body, and back matter. The front matter or front of a book is the cover, title page, copyright page, and table of contents. The body is the actual story or the dirty parts. Back matter is information on other stories and about the author.

The body of the story is the same, no matter where it is published. With Scrivener, you create customized front and back matter for the distributor you are using, such as Amazon or SmashWords. Then you tell Scrivener which version to generate and it builds a Word output file of the complete story from front to back.

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Swinger Stories Compilation #1

Posted on October 27, 2022 by LarryArcher

If you’re looking for swinger stories to read plus need something to block a door open, Swinger Stories Compilation #1 is the paperback you need. At 650 pages, it qualifies as heavy reading and should take a while before you get all the pages stuck together.

This compilation contains three of my most popular swinger stories all in one place. Stripper or Nurse, Nina, the Fallen Ballerina, and Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party are all waiting to titillate your fantasies.

This will solve all your problems when you have to write a book report on what you read over the Christmas break.

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‘The Perfect Wife’ Featured on Kinky Literature

Posted on October 24, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Perfect Wife

My good friends at Kinky Literature are highlighting my latest erotic story, The Perfect Wife. This book is a MILF coming to age or, as I like to call it, “Housewife to Hotwife.”

The story is available in both paperback and electronic formats for your reading pleasure. As with all of Larry Archer’s erotic literature, The Perfect Wife is stuffed full of explicit erotic scenes and dripping with love. You’ll be pleased to know that the Hotwife gets it in the end!

Taken from the real-life experiences of a swinger couple, Larry writes with the knowledge of being there and done that. Larry Archer’s stories are all in a humorous vein and with a happy ending as their experience in swinging has been. If you are interested in the Lifestyle, search through the blog posts at LarryArcher.blog for more information on swapping partners.

“It’s not cheating if your spouse knows about it.”

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Kickoff Drive for The Perfect Wife

Posted on October 22, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Perfect Wife

For my loyal readers, I’m offering my latest book, The Perfect Wife, for half off through SmashWords. Just use the link below to purchase an electronic copy of The Perfect Wife and enter the coupon code SU55V to receive the discounted price.

The Perfect Wife is another of my Hotwife – swinger crossover stories I’ve been writing lately. This 70,000+ word story or 200+ page paperback is mainly about a Hotwife coming of age and a little cuckold as he only gets to watch on FaceTime while abusing himself.

Buy Link for The Perfect Wife:

Remember to use Coupon Code SU55V and receive 50% discount.

SmashWords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1170494

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The Perfect Wife is Live Today

Posted on October 21, 2022 by LarryArcher

My latest erotic romance story, The Perfect Wife, is available in electronic and paperback formats today, 10/21/2022. This is the 37th erotic story I’ve published, and for the first time, both the electronic and paperback versions are being released simultaneously.

I’m particularly proud of the paperback cover, which is one complete image, as shown above. I’ve used the cover image from the electronic version of previous paperbacks as the cover image on the paperback. In case you’re curious, the white square at the bottom left is where the ISBN information is printed.

The complete scene can be seen across the front and back cover if you unfold the paperback. Always be kind and not break the spine else the Catholic school teachers will rap you across the knuckles with a wooden ruler.

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The Perfect Wife is Waiting To Service You

Posted on October 20, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Perfect Wife

One more day until The Perfect Wife sacrifices herself on Larry Archer’s altar of love. Finally, the wait is over, and like the first time you unhooked a girl’s bra with one hand is a day you’ll never forget. The stain on the backseat was unfortunate, but allowances must be made.

I’m assuming that Amazon Kindle will finally put out. Still, if not, you can grab a paperback from Amazon or use one of my other valued providers of smut to discreetly send you an electronic version for your cell phone, tablet, iPad, laptop, or desktop. See the Buy Links below. Kinky Literature is the one-stop site I recommend for all your smut needs. The price is the same, and they treat you right.

In the publishing business, Amazon has a review step where they take your story that you’ve sweated bullets over and do unimaginable things to it in the back room before letting it escape. In the old days, Amazon review was a one or two-day process, but The Perfect Wife has languished for almost a week in their hot little hands. I can only guess what nasty things The Perfect Wife has been forced to perform.

What’s amazing is that the paperback version sailed through quickly, and I’ve already got my wife’s copy on order. Foxy refuses to read anything not printed on paper. She’s a Luddite but a loveable Luddite.

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“The Perfect Wife” Available for Pre-Order

Posted on October 18, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Perfect Wife

The Perfect Wife will be on her knees and available to service you by Friday, 10/21/2022. You will even have the opportunity to buy a paperback copy with which to swat her naughty behind! Of course, Foxy will also be there to cane her cute MILF backside.

All jokes aside, The Perfect Wife is at Amazon begging for approval, and SmashWords, Apple, Barnes and Noble, Kobo, and Scribd have welcomed her with open arms. It’s Tuesday, and hopefully, soon, Amazon will finish their review to list the book. The print paperback version is now available on Amazon for preorder.

I guess it’s a complication from COVID but getting Amazon to review a story is taking longer. They check your submission for content and formatting before allowing it to be published. With SmashWords, your book is available within minutes of pressing the Submit button.

Available in paperback format from the get-go also. The Perfect Wife is my thirty-seventh book published and the first one that will have a printed copy available during the initial release. It’s hard to believe, but I started this masturbatory business ten years ago in an effort not to go blind, as my mother always warned me would happen. I initially told her that I’d only do it until I needed glasses but having to shave my palms is getting to be too time-consuming.

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The Voyeur – Featured Today @ KinkyLiterature

Posted on October 16, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Voyeur

The Voyeur (15,000 Words) is a delicious little tale about a small-town girl who moves to the big city to escape her abusive and domineering father, who beat her for any real or perceived thought about anything related to men or sex. Constance takes a job far away from home in Saint Louis, where she works at an ad agency surrounded by people who live on the edge between fantasy and reality.

There she meets her new best friend, Sue, who takes the naive girl under her wing and tries to iron out some of the kinks instilled by her father and his paddle. Constance rapidly blooms and finds that she’s not only attracted to men but also girls. Then things heat up as she starts letting the guy across the courtyard watch her dress and help with her wardrobe selection.

This story is primarily girl-on-girl, with some voyeuristic scenes thrown in and written in the no-holes barred style of Larry Archer, with graphic descriptions of the action to fill your imagination.

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Polyamory – Is It a Kink Too Far

Posted on October 9, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Perfect Wife

As an author of erotic stories, I realize that I tend to write about the same topics and am trying to expand my horizons, really, I am!

My stories tend to be sagas, and one story takes up where the previous one ended. About a half dozen stories ago, I decided to inject some angst into the fictional relationship between the core couple, Foxy and Larry, who exist in virtually every story.

The Cliff Notes version of Foxy and Larry is a fictitious couple based upon my wife and me. We have been swingers for a number of years and would like to be able to talk about it. Unfortunately, it’s hard to interject into polite conversation such topics as “We fucked a new couple we met at an orgy last weekend!”

The book versions of ourselves have tended to be somewhat true to life, and I’ve tried to stick close to the truth whenever possible. This meant that the decisions and actions of the fictional Foxy and Larry would mirror us in real life. I often have to consider if we would actually do something that I’ve written about. For the most part, if it’s in a story, then we’ve done or been involved in a similar situation in real life.

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I Need Your Opinion

Posted on October 8, 2022 by LarryArcher

If anyone has two cents to share, give me your opinion on paperback covers. I’ve published most of my erotic stories in paperback in addition to electronic form for those who like to hold something while reading.

What I’ve previously done was to convert the original electronic cover image into a similar one for the paperback. My quandary is this, should I create a generic (non-sexual) cover for my print books instead of the more explicit current version?

As Foxy has pointed out, some people don’t appreciate my cover art when out in public. I’m thinking about redoing all of my print books to have a more G-rated cover but would like my readers input on this.

What do you think? Let me know in the comments or email me directly at Larry [at] LarryArcher.com.

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