
Last week I took a CPR refresher course, which reminded me of my erotic novel, Stripper or Nurse?, which is about a businessman who ditches work to hang out with the dancers at The Fox’s Den.
The Fox’s Den is the premier strip joint, a.k.a. Gentleman’s Club, in the fantasy world of swingers Foxy and Larry. While at The Den, he suffers a heart attack and collapses on the floor, next to the stage.
The dancer, dressed only in a thong and stripper shoes, looks down as the customer crumples to the floor. Jumping off the stage, she quickly determines that his heart is not beating and starts CPR on the dude.
My good friend and fellow writer of erotica,
For most, a trip to the dentist can be one of the worst experiences of your life. How many times have you heard the term “root canal” being used to describe some horror? Here, only in Las Vegas, could a woman be raped by four dentists!
SmashWord’s Annual July Sales Days are gone! When July disappears so do the half-off sales prices from myself and the other authors at SmashWords. Erotica from Larry Archer is half off this month but time is running short, so stop wanking long enough to stock up for the rest of the year. This is your last day to take advantage of this sale.
Tomorrow, July 31th is National Orgasm Day and you are requested to come. Everyone should do their part and help out a friend also. In fact, why don’t you run to the bathroom and practice one right now?
House Party