Your Worst Nightmare – Raped By Four Dentists

Ad - Not That Kind of Girl 480x360For most, a trip to the dentist can be one of the worst experiences of your life. How many times have you heard the term “root canal” being used to describe some horror? Here, only in Las Vegas, could a woman be raped by four dentists!

The article in the Review Journal indicates that one of the dentists picked up a woman at a bar and brought her back to his room for more drinking. Then in the room, she was assaulted by three other dentists, including some who were brothers.

I try to look at life from a humorous standpoint and can typically see a joke in every situation but being raped by four dentists, that is beyond the pale. Sorry, as much as I try, I cannot make a joke out of this.

Women never go back to a dentist’s room after you’ve been drinking. I’m sure when he says, “Open Wide,” that he’s not looking for a cavity to fill. Well, on the other hand, he probably is. ** That’s the best I can do for a joke. **

For those of us who went to college, “drunk college chick” is someone we’ve all seen but girl’s don’t do that! You go away to college, free from control by your parental units, and you just run amok. I’ve been there and done that and it’s really painful in the morning.

I recommend Alka-Selzer before crashing as dehydration makes the pounding in your head worse.

Being a writer of erotica and a swinger, I see a lot of strange stuff and a lot of not so strange stuff but drinking is not the way to go about it. For a guy, alcohol and sex don’t work very well along with other parts of your body. For a woman, alcohol tends to drown out that voice in the back of your head which says, “Keep your knees together.”

I never expected to live past thirty and one morning I woke up and was one of “them.” But along the way, I learned a few lessons; a few of which were painful and my advice is that you should learn by the mistakes of others as you’ll not live long enough to make them all yourself.

Being the first one to chug a pitcher of beer or use a supercharger to down a can in three seconds is fun the first time but listen to your elders, “It’s much more fun to watch a drunk than be one!”

Men are generally speaking assholes, I know as I speak from experience. We let our little buddy make all our important decisions for us. Why else would most guys give their dick a name as you don’t want a total stranger to be making choices for you?

Women, when he buys you that second drink, he’s not trying to be nice, he wants to get in your pants. And if he’s a dentist, then he’s going to let his dentist buddies get sloppy seconds. ** Another lame joke. **

Guy’s, when you buy that hottie a drink, don’t try and get her drunk. Sex from a drunk chick is not that great unless you’re into necrophilia and projectile vomiting. If she’s really into you, you’ll eventually get into her pants and it’ll be a lot better when her eyes can focus and she doesn’t call you her last boyfriend’s name. God forbid getting the “are you in yet?” question?

When you come to Sin City, you don’t have to cram a lifetime of drinking into one weekend. Things are a lot more fun when you can remember them and one more drunk driving on our streets is not what we need. Why else do you think we erected all of the barricades and pedestrian walkways along Las Vegas Boulevard (The Strip)? Being a Ped is one of the most dangerous jobs in Las Vegas.

In finishing, come to Vegas, have fun, but remain some sense of sanity and if you meet a dentist with an urge to fill your cavities, run screaming the other direction. BTW city law requires that you leave flat broke and so stuff your remaining change in the machine before getting on the plane.

 

About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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3 Responses to Your Worst Nightmare – Raped By Four Dentists

  1. lisabetsarai says:

    Excellent advice all around, Larry! That’s a pretty ugly story.

    One thing I enjoy about your work is the fact that everyone chooses to get down and dirty. Nobody is taking advantage of anyone else. The pleasure is mutual.

    I love the graphic and the quote, by the way.

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  2. LarryArcher says:

    I like it also and want to use it as a cover at some point. I’ve got plans to buy Wifey a t-shirt dress like that and try ripping it up. It might be too much to go out in, other than a House Party, but it’ll make for good pictures. The only problem is that when I dress Foxy up in something like that, I can’t keep my mind on taking pictures and end up being a dentist and filling her cavities.

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  3. LarryArcher says:

    Well, the four dentists were booked and released on charges of rape and kidnapping. Next time you go to the dentist, make sure he washes his hands and keeps his pants on!

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