
Now that you’ve been told to stay home and shelter in place, hopefully with pay, what are you going to do?
Keep in mind that May is national masturbation month, so it would probably be a good thing to practice, so you don’t get caught flat-footed.
My Mom told me that if I didn’t stop playing with myself, I would go blind or grow hair on the palms of my hand. I decided that I would just stop when I needed glasses. The funny thing is that it doesn’t seem to be getting worse, and I only have to shave my palms once a week.
Now with two weeks or a month off, why don’t you finish your masterpiece so that we could jerk off to your story? It’s not nice to keep all that smut to yourself.
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