Is Everyone Crazy?

Posted on August 13, 2022 by LarryArcher

I’m convinced that loons have taken over the world! I was going to title this post “Only in Vegas,” but it seems that it should have been “Only in the World!” or “News of the Weird.”

It’s a quiet Saturday morning, and I’m up at dawn as usual. Growing up on a farm and having to milk cows as the sun comes up curses you with the inability to sleep late. So our standing rule is to get home before the birds start singing or roughly 4 AM.

Sitting in front of my computer with a hot cup of coffee and trying to wake up. Checking the news, I find that everyone has been morphed into a loon of one type or another.

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Miscellaneous Thoughts

Posted on August 12, 2022 by LarryArcher

I was working on The Perfect Wife today at a local bar-restaurant, and once again, I was amazed at how well the Internet has allowed me to work anyplace where I can get a cell phone signal or a Wi-Fi connection.

I use a variety of computers depending on what I’m trying to accomplish. I’ve always been a Windows person and ragged on Apple users as having drunk the Kool-Aid. Boy, was I wrong, and I admit that I’ve tasted the Kool-Aid myself, and it was good!

As a sucker for electronic toys, I admit that have way too many computers. I’ve been disappointed with most Windows laptops, primarily because of their touchpads. Most Windows laptop touchpads don’t work very well except for Lenovo machines. My day job is as an engineer and generally speaking, the majority of we geeks use Windows. I’ve bought multiple Windows laptops over the years and have been disappointed with most of them.

A few years, in a weak moment, I purchased a MacBook Air as it was so light, but I worried about it having an I5 processor, which with Windows machines generally means it is slow. But boy, was I surprised as it never lagged, and the battery life is phenomenal. Generally, with a Windows computer, your battery life is 4-5 hours, but my Air would run over 10 hours without breaking a sweat.

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Hotwives and their cuckold husbands

Posted on August 6, 2022 by LarryArcher
My dream image of the perfect Hotwife.

Lisabet, Mark, and I were discussing Hotwifery, and I thought this was a good topic for a post as I’ve been dark too much lately.

The original (1950’s) definition of a Hotwife is typically an older MILF who makes her cuckold husband watch as she entertains. Usually, in older smut stories, the cuckold is often tied up or somehow kept from being able to avenge his wife’s honor and has to be satisfied watching.

I’ve come to the realization that being a swinger has skewed how I look at life in general. Those in the Lifestyle, from our experience, typically treat sexual relationships as more an activity you enjoy, like bowling, and not stepping out on your mate. Having sex with others is not cheating if your partner knows about it, is the common saying.

Today’s Hotwife & cuckold stories are usually not like the 50’s versions but still tend to show hubby looking in the window as his spouse is gangbanged or some such. We’ve traveled a lot in our marriage (pre-COVID) and visited many swing clubs across the country. From what I can see, Hotwives are the same everywhere, and their husbands all like to watch. I’ve yet to find a cuck who doesn’t love to watch his wife in action. Plus, he doesn’t have to do any of the work and is free to abuse himself.

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cuckold Club – First Date

Posted on August 5, 2022 by LarryArcher
Cuckold Club - First Date
Cuckold Club – First Date

For all you cuckold fans who fantasize about watching your Hotwife having sex with well-built Bulls, Larry Archer’s story should be right up your alley. However, for those of you who have somehow missed this kink, cuckold Club – First Date will throw you into the deep end without floaties! And no I purposefully wrote “cuckold” as lower case. cuckold is always lower case to emphasize who is in charge here. For the same reason, Hotwife is always capitalized to ensure you know who is the boss.

I’ve written a number of blog posts about cuckolds and Hotwives, click on this link or search my site for more info. Our closest couple is a fortyish beautiful blonde Hotwife with a voluptuous body and jugs to die for. When you look up nymphomaniac in the dictionary, her picture is usually there.

Her husband is always watching and taking pictures while abusing himself. The only complaint is that he shakes the camera while videoing his Hotwife with her Bulls.

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Smut 25% Off During July

Posted on July 1, 2022 by LarryArcher

For the month of July, Larry Archer’s erotic stories are on sale for 25% off from SmashWords. No stinkin coupons needed, just grab it and click buy! Your credit card that is.

http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LarryArcher?Ref=LarryArcher

You also might want to pick up some lube and extra batteries, just in case!

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Spit or Swallow?

Posted on June 17, 2022 by LarryArcher

Yahoo News has cemented its place as the Internet version of The National Enquirer. Yahoo’s news feed has news interposed with An Alien Impregnated My Wife, or Does that bar in Mexico with the donkey still exist, and did your wife know him?

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Cover Reveal – “BULL Riding MILFs”

Posted on June 16, 2022 by LarryArcher
BULL Riding MILFs

Once again, I amaze myself. I’m trying to finish The Perfect Wife, and I’m already deep into BULL Riding MIFs. I love the cover image and think I will have a poster made so I can tape it to the bathroom wall. That way, I will have both hands free!

I don’t know if it’s the pandemic or what, but here lately, I seem to have gotten stuck on Hotwife stories. No one wants to admit it, but it’s exciting watching your wife get her lights drilled out. In the Lifestyle, my role has often been as a Bull, and it’s interesting to talk about Hotwives with their cuck husbands. Also, as an amateur psychologist, I enjoy trying to understand and empathize with other people and their kinks.

For straights, it may be difficult to appreciate people’s openness in the swing scene. We talk about subject matter that “normal” individuals struggle to understand. In Foxy and my travels around the country visiting swing clubs, we’ve met many people from a broad spectrum of backgrounds and kinks.

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There for the Grace of God, Go I

Posted on June 4, 2022 by LarryArcher

How many times have you been tooling down the street while your significant other or perhaps a total stranger is giving you a blowjob? There is nothing like getting your cock sucked to make your troubles disappear.

Well, except for the guy in Florida, who, in the throes of passion, crossed the centerline and ran head-on into a FedEx truck!

https://www.autoblog.com/2022/06/03/florida-man-oral-sex-head-on-crash/

As you cringe, like I did, with the thought of having your dick that close to someone’s teeth while the airbag exploded. According to the news report, the driver escaped with only minor injuries to his still attached appendage. But he was lying in the street with his pants around his ankles as paramedics bandaged him up. How embarrassing!

Reminds me of Julie in Airplane when she has to reinflate Otto the autopilot.

It’s nice to read something that doesn’t involve a bunch of people getting killed. Have a great day!

I’m Larry Archer, and I write erotic stories for the huddled and yearning masses. Foxy and I are swingers in real life. I write erotic stories based on the things we do and see. My smut is explicit and hardcore but with a somewhat plot. My porn novels are generally positive and fun, reflecting how enjoyable swinging has been for us. If you’re interested in checking out my stories, I publish them at all the popular outlets.

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Course Correction Needed for Mankind

Posted on June 1, 2022 by LarryArcher

First, let me state that I’m a born and raised Texan. As such, being a gun nut is inbred in me, like that family who lives in a house trailer out in the woods. I had a 22 in my hand before I started school. And yes, I had to walk barefoot on a dirt road two miles to school and carried my lunch in a Steen’s syrup pail.

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Curses, Foiled Again

Posted on May 30, 2022 by LarryArcher

This Memorial Day in Sin City is perfect. The sun is shining, virtually no clouds in the sky, a light breeze is blowing, and it’s 76 degrees. Foxy and I were about to head over to a couple’s house for a Memorial Day party when we got a call that they had contracted COVID.

Our friends and us have been lucky, knock on wood, as our group has been mostly COVID free for the duration. This was our first large social event in a couple of years, as we’ve been forced to be monogamous through no fault of our own. As a result, the pool party will be on hiatus for a few weeks.

We have a vintage Corvette convertible all waxed and sitting in the garage waiting for us, but I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with Foxy showing off her new string bikini to truckers on the highway and flashing the lucky ones!

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