There for the Grace of God, Go I

Posted on June 4, 2022 by LarryArcher

How many times have you been tooling down the street while your significant other or perhaps a total stranger is giving you a blowjob? There is nothing like getting your cock sucked to make your troubles disappear.

Well, except for the guy in Florida, who, in the throes of passion, crossed the centerline and ran head-on into a FedEx truck!

https://www.autoblog.com/2022/06/03/florida-man-oral-sex-head-on-crash/

As you cringe, like I did, with the thought of having your dick that close to someone’s teeth while the airbag exploded. According to the news report, the driver escaped with only minor injuries to his still attached appendage. But he was lying in the street with his pants around his ankles as paramedics bandaged him up. How embarrassing!

Reminds me of Julie in Airplane when she has to reinflate Otto the autopilot.

It’s nice to read something that doesn’t involve a bunch of people getting killed. Have a great day!

I’m Larry Archer, and I write erotic stories for the huddled and yearning masses. Foxy and I are swingers in real life. I write erotic stories based on the things we do and see. My smut is explicit and hardcore but with a somewhat plot. My porn novels are generally positive and fun, reflecting how enjoyable swinging has been for us. If you’re interested in checking out my stories, I publish them at all the popular outlets.

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Course Correction Needed for Mankind

Posted on June 1, 2022 by LarryArcher

First, let me state that I’m a born and raised Texan. As such, being a gun nut is inbred in me, like that family who lives in a house trailer out in the woods. I had a 22 in my hand before I started school. And yes, I had to walk barefoot on a dirt road two miles to school and carried my lunch in a Steen’s syrup pail.

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Curses, Foiled Again

Posted on May 30, 2022 by LarryArcher

This Memorial Day in Sin City is perfect. The sun is shining, virtually no clouds in the sky, a light breeze is blowing, and it’s 76 degrees. Foxy and I were about to head over to a couple’s house for a Memorial Day party when we got a call that they had contracted COVID.

Our friends and us have been lucky, knock on wood, as our group has been mostly COVID free for the duration. This was our first large social event in a couple of years, as we’ve been forced to be monogamous through no fault of our own. As a result, the pool party will be on hiatus for a few weeks.

We have a vintage Corvette convertible all waxed and sitting in the garage waiting for us, but I guess I’ll have to be satisfied with Foxy showing off her new string bikini to truckers on the highway and flashing the lucky ones!

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Incognito: Secret Lives, Forbidden Loves

Posted on May 29, 2022 by LarryArcher

Lisabet Sari, a fellow author of erotic literature, has a new BDSM story, Incognito, coming out today. If you’re into the dark arts, Lisabet is the one to beat you into submission!

Shy and serious by day – insatiable by night!

During the day, Miranda Cahill works diligently on her doctoral thesis. At night, she has sex with strangers.

Public coupling, multiple partners, age play, spankings, bondage, lesbian lust—each salacious adventure exposes new dimensions of her depravity. Her secret life explodes when she realizes her masked partner at a kink club and the charismatic colleague courting her are in fact the same man.

Dickens scholar Mark Anderson seems like an affable, uncomplicated Midwesterner, but he has hidden depths, myriad talents, and an unlimited appetite for erotic variety. With Mark as her guide,  Miranda comes to accept the intricacy of her own desires, as well as to trust her heart.

Reader Advisory: This novel is an erotic romance featuring a committed relationship and culminating in a wedding. Nevertheless, the main characters participate in a wide range of taboo sexual activities, both together and separately.

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Alyson Discovers the Glory Hole by Larry Archer

Posted on May 22, 2022 by LarryArcher

My good friends at KinkyLiterature are featuring one of my glory hole stories today. This HEA explicit story is a good one to occupy your time as you learn about what happens at the glory hole.

Alyson Discovers the Glory Hole is a hard-core erotic adult story about two swingers, Foxy and Larry, who take an oral obsessed girlfriend to a Las Vegas adult theater with glory holes to satisfy her cravings for servicing strangers.

While in the toy section, they pick up a straight couple when the wife becomes infatuated with Foxy’s braless jugs, micro-mini, and thigh-high boots. Foxy makes Alyson take care of the husband to help get her warmed up. Foxy’s dominate side quickly comes out as she punishes the cashier for hitting on her husband and gives her ten lashes with her riding crop in front of the other customers as correction. The young Goth cashier begs Foxy to become her Mistress and take her as a new slave.

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Publishers Starting to Nit Pick

Posted on May 21, 2022 by LarryArcher

When I decided to pull my four-book House Party Series out of Amazon’s Kindle Unlimited so I could publish the stories wide, it seemed to be a logical decision. Unfortunately, being in KU means that you cannot distribute a story outside of Amazon’s little world.

As an author struggling to feed his Frenchie’s Blue Buffalo habit and my wife’s love of shoes, I need every sale I can get. Having one room in our house called the “Shoe Room” means what it says!

Locked into the Zon means that my Apple iBooks fans don’t get any love in addition to my readers on SmashWords. As a writer of explicit erotic tales, it’s more than just deciding what four-letter word to use before or after “slut?” While the vast majority of smut writers don’t get rich from pounding the keyboard, we do like to see those sales numbers clicking up like the mileage on your car’s odometer.

Hence, the eternal decision narrow or wide? Should you publish narrow through Amazon KU or go wide and include the rest of the market? In most of my stories, I’ve skipped the KU path as that allows me to publish to all markets and not just the Internet’s answer to Walmart.

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Paperbacks Doing Better Than Expected

Posted on May 16, 2022 by LarryArcher

My first paperback, Stripper or Nurse?, came out a while back and didn’t do much for my bottom line. The story, which I personally consider one of my top ten, has sold well in electronic format for digital readers such as cell phones, tablets, PCs, and Macs. Yet struggled in paperback format.

I entered the paperback market with some trepidation as I wasn’t convinced that porn on paper was a viable alternative these days, especially with Millennials and their two opposable thumbs. But, it’s still probably safer to drop your book in the toilet rather than your cell phone as you attempt to grab a kleenex while holding two other objects precious to your image.

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Computers Will Be The Death Of Me

Posted on May 14, 2022 by LarryArcher
House Party

It’s Saturday morning in Lost Wages, and I’m cautiously optimistic about the wide release of House Party 2 on SmashWords et al. HP2 was previously released on Amazon. So the expansion to SmashWords is pretty straightforward, but there have been a couple of potholes in the road.

Now that I’ve switched to Scrivener on my PCs and Macs, the process of assembling a final copy to submit to the designated publisher is several steps easier. For me, the benefit of Scrivener is that, for the first time, I can create a file for multiple publishers in one project.

A typical book consists of the following parts:
Front Matter: The cover, title page, copyright notice, and table of contents.
Body: The actual story itself.
Back Matter: Ads, links to the author’s website, other award-winning stories, and about the author.

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Now Auditioning Ukrainian Strippers!

Posted on May 13, 2022 by LarryArcher

Las Vegas, or Sin City as it’s locally known, is always good for a laugh. While a lot of people who live here are deeply religious, there is a lot of us who bend in the other direction.

Little Darlings, a local strip club, is one of the edgier gentleman’s clubs in town and shows a preference for the younger crowd. Their advertising is always good for a laugh when you’re stuck in an I-15 traffic jam alongside the Strip.

While I’m not sure how many Ukrainian strippers have fled the war zone to Lost Wages, the club says it’s hired at least one and interviewed several.

When the pandemic hit a couple of years ago, their sign lamented, “We’re Clothed.” Little Darlings is one of our clubs where the girls get buck naked, but you can’t buy alcohol. To me, this was a contradiction in terms when you only had to be eighteen to see the girls take it all off. Yet if you go to a club that serves alcohol, patrons only get to see boobs.

Several years ago, their sign displayed, “Now Interviewing 2015 Graduates,” acknowledging that our state’s educational prowess is right at the bottom of the list. So it’s sad that in Las Vegas, a woman’s job prospects are deciding whether to take her clothes off or make beds.

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House Party 2 Now Available On SmashWords

Posted on May 13, 2022 by LarryArcher
House Party 2

House Party 2 has been available on Amazon for some time, and I’ve decided to pull it out of Kindle Unlimited to distribute the story wide as it’s known in the trade. It will now be available on KinkyLiterature, Kindle Unlimited, SmashWords, Apple iBooks, B&N, Scribd, etc. Unfortunately, all links are not currently available, but I’ll update this post as the story gets pushed out to all suppliers.

House Party 2 is surprisingly the second story in the House Party series. I think the four stories in the box set is one of my better stories. I started writing smut ten years ago to talk about our adventures in the swinging Lifestyle. As throwing your house keys in a bowl is not something you can typically talk about around the water cooler, I decided to write about it. This was the start of the Foxy and Larry saga. In retrospect, I shouldn’t have used Foxy and Larry as the characters’ names in my stories, but I never realized that it wasn’t the best decision until I’d published a few stories. However, here we are thirty-plus books later, and like a lot of things, I’m stuck with what I started ten years ago.

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