Yahoo News has cemented its place as the Internet version of The National Enquirer. Yahoo’s news feed has news interposed with An Alien Impregnated My Wife, or Does that bar in Mexico with the donkey still exist, and did your wife know him?
Today’s revelation answers the age-old question, When you swallow, does it end up as pee or poo? If you’re like me, while running your fingers through the hair of a girl who’s just given you a fantastic blowjob, the final destination of your little tadpoles is the last thing on your mind. I imagine them swimming around in her stomach, looking for an egg to fuck!
After linking an article on the best blowjob techniques, I discovered the meat of the article, the Kardashians.
I’ve reversed all of my opinions on the Kardashians after learning that Kourtney swallows four loads of spunk a week to improve her fertility! That’s my kind of girl!
There’s nothing like the grin on a girl as she looks up at you with your future children running out of the corner of her mouth. One of our girlfriends is orally obsessed, and I remember her bragging that she’d sucked off twelve or thirteen guys at the party. I wasn’t sure where I was on the list, but that comment left a taste in my mouth.
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