The Perfect Wife is Live Today

Posted on October 21, 2022 by LarryArcher

My latest erotic romance story, The Perfect Wife, is available in electronic and paperback formats today, 10/21/2022. This is the 37th erotic story I’ve published, and for the first time, both the electronic and paperback versions are being released simultaneously.

I’m particularly proud of the paperback cover, which is one complete image, as shown above. I’ve used the cover image from the electronic version of previous paperbacks as the cover image on the paperback. In case you’re curious, the white square at the bottom left is where the ISBN information is printed.

The complete scene can be seen across the front and back cover if you unfold the paperback. Always be kind and not break the spine else the Catholic school teachers will rap you across the knuckles with a wooden ruler.

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The Perfect Wife is Waiting To Service You

Posted on October 20, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Perfect Wife

One more day until The Perfect Wife sacrifices herself on Larry Archer’s altar of love. Finally, the wait is over, and like the first time you unhooked a girl’s bra with one hand is a day you’ll never forget. The stain on the backseat was unfortunate, but allowances must be made.

I’m assuming that Amazon Kindle will finally put out. Still, if not, you can grab a paperback from Amazon or use one of my other valued providers of smut to discreetly send you an electronic version for your cell phone, tablet, iPad, laptop, or desktop. See the Buy Links below. Kinky Literature is the one-stop site I recommend for all your smut needs. The price is the same, and they treat you right.

In the publishing business, Amazon has a review step where they take your story that you’ve sweated bullets over and do unimaginable things to it in the back room before letting it escape. In the old days, Amazon review was a one or two-day process, but The Perfect Wife has languished for almost a week in their hot little hands. I can only guess what nasty things The Perfect Wife has been forced to perform.

What’s amazing is that the paperback version sailed through quickly, and I’ve already got my wife’s copy on order. Foxy refuses to read anything not printed on paper. She’s a Luddite but a loveable Luddite.

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“The Perfect Wife” Available for Pre-Order

Posted on October 18, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Perfect Wife

The Perfect Wife will be on her knees and available to service you by Friday, 10/21/2022. You will even have the opportunity to buy a paperback copy with which to swat her naughty behind! Of course, Foxy will also be there to cane her cute MILF backside.

All jokes aside, The Perfect Wife is at Amazon begging for approval, and SmashWords, Apple, Barnes and Noble, Kobo, and Scribd have welcomed her with open arms. It’s Tuesday, and hopefully, soon, Amazon will finish their review to list the book. The print paperback version is now available on Amazon for preorder.

I guess it’s a complication from COVID but getting Amazon to review a story is taking longer. They check your submission for content and formatting before allowing it to be published. With SmashWords, your book is available within minutes of pressing the Submit button.

Available in paperback format from the get-go also. The Perfect Wife is my thirty-seventh book published and the first one that will have a printed copy available during the initial release. It’s hard to believe, but I started this masturbatory business ten years ago in an effort not to go blind, as my mother always warned me would happen. I initially told her that I’d only do it until I needed glasses but having to shave my palms is getting to be too time-consuming.

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The Voyeur – Featured Today @ KinkyLiterature

Posted on October 16, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Voyeur

The Voyeur (15,000 Words) is a delicious little tale about a small-town girl who moves to the big city to escape her abusive and domineering father, who beat her for any real or perceived thought about anything related to men or sex. Constance takes a job far away from home in Saint Louis, where she works at an ad agency surrounded by people who live on the edge between fantasy and reality.

There she meets her new best friend, Sue, who takes the naive girl under her wing and tries to iron out some of the kinks instilled by her father and his paddle. Constance rapidly blooms and finds that she’s not only attracted to men but also girls. Then things heat up as she starts letting the guy across the courtyard watch her dress and help with her wardrobe selection.

This story is primarily girl-on-girl, with some voyeuristic scenes thrown in and written in the no-holes barred style of Larry Archer, with graphic descriptions of the action to fill your imagination.

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Polyamory – Is It a Kink Too Far

Posted on October 9, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Perfect Wife

As an author of erotic stories, I realize that I tend to write about the same topics and am trying to expand my horizons, really, I am!

My stories tend to be sagas, and one story takes up where the previous one ended. About a half dozen stories ago, I decided to inject some angst into the fictional relationship between the core couple, Foxy and Larry, who exist in virtually every story.

The Cliff Notes version of Foxy and Larry is a fictitious couple based upon my wife and me. We have been swingers for a number of years and would like to be able to talk about it. Unfortunately, it’s hard to interject into polite conversation such topics as “We fucked a new couple we met at an orgy last weekend!”

The book versions of ourselves have tended to be somewhat true to life, and I’ve tried to stick close to the truth whenever possible. This meant that the decisions and actions of the fictional Foxy and Larry would mirror us in real life. I often have to consider if we would actually do something that I’ve written about. For the most part, if it’s in a story, then we’ve done or been involved in a similar situation in real life.

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I Need Your Opinion

Posted on October 8, 2022 by LarryArcher

If anyone has two cents to share, give me your opinion on paperback covers. I’ve published most of my erotic stories in paperback in addition to electronic form for those who like to hold something while reading.

What I’ve previously done was to convert the original electronic cover image into a similar one for the paperback. My quandary is this, should I create a generic (non-sexual) cover for my print books instead of the more explicit current version?

As Foxy has pointed out, some people don’t appreciate my cover art when out in public. I’m thinking about redoing all of my print books to have a more G-rated cover but would like my readers input on this.

What do you think? Let me know in the comments or email me directly at Larry [at] LarryArcher.com.

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Fantasy Swingers Available From Kinky Literature (FREE)

Posted on October 8, 2022 by LarryArcher
Fantasy Swingers

Fantasy Swingers (12,000 words, FREE) tells of a couple, who become interested in swinging because of the wife’s infatuation with a co-worker. Later, while shopping for a sexy dress, they meet a couple of swingers, who initiate them into the alternative lifestyle known as swinging.

Fantasy Swingers is featured today by my good friends at KinkyLiterature.com, where all the best smut is available from your favorite authors. Remember that at KinkyLiterature they have all the best erotica which is 2Kinky4Amazon.

I’ve always loved that cover image. The girl looks so much like my wife. If you made her a couple of inches taller and gave her curly big hair, that would be Foxy. Her pose is exactly like my wife will do, legs apart and the fuck you and the horse you rode in on attitude. Speaking of legs, they go all the way to heaven. With a tall, lanky body she makes perfect arm candy and is comfortable in any situation.

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Loons Are Loose in Sin City

Posted on October 6, 2022 by LarryArcher

For the city that never sleeps, apparently, there is a loon born every day. This afternoon on the strip near Fashion Show Mall, some dude with a kitchen knife stabbed eight people. Two have died, and two are in serious condition.

For those unfamiliar with the Fashion Show Mall, it is the home of Neiman Marcus, and they run your credit card to see if your credit limit is high enough for you to enter the shopping center (just sort of kidding about that part).

For someone who writes dirty porn stories which no one should be allowed to read, I try to stay away from making political statements. What has happened to people? We have women being gang raped in India and tortured in Teran for not wearing a hijab.

In the US of A, we do things the old-fashioned way. Buy an AR-15 and shoot up a club, school, or concert.  I’m conflicted about gun restrictions, but we have to do something. Growing up in East Texas, people looked at you suspiciously if you were not carrying enough artillery to start a small war. My Dad won’t drive to Walmart without a deer rifle in his pickup gun rack. Who knows what could happen and require you to lay down suppression fire? Or the occasional deer that might look at you in a threatening way. You always have to be on the lookout for Bambi’s mom and dad.

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“The Perfect Wife” is on the Final Lap

Posted on October 1, 2022 by LarryArcher
The Perfect Wife

The Perfect Wife, my latest smut story, is heading towards the finish line! Besides typing “The End,” or saying, “I promise I won’t cum in your mouth!” are really hard things for me to do.

Without trying to pat myself on the back too hard, I honestly feel this is one of the best stories I’ve done to date. Humorous with non-stop sex, as usual, deals with a couple of MILFs falling from grace. The story is rapidly approaching 70,000 words and will immediately be released in print form after the electronic version is released.

Larry purchased his wife Foxy a penthouse condo just off the Las Vegas Strip in a compound known as The Towers. Fashioned after a real-life walled-in complex, The Towers are a four-block square of a city within a city. With twenty-foot-high outside walls and armed security guards, it is one of the safest areas adjacent to the famous Las Vegas Strip.

The Towers has bars, restaurants, gyms, pools, tennis courts, and any other amenity that could possibly be desired. Home to numerous movie stars and other well-known people, Foxy and Larry have a collection of friends they’ve met there.

I’ve sort of zeroed in on this for the cover image as I’ve got an idea for the print version of the book but hope that I’m not too smart for my own good!

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“Swingers Pool Party” Featured on Kinky Literature

Posted on September 30, 2022 by LarryArcher
Swinger’s Pool Party

KinkyLiterature is featuring Swinger’s Pool Party today on their site.

Foxy and Larry attend a pool party hosted by a couple of swingers they know. While at the party they meet a new couple, Mike and Cindy. While getting to know them, they introduce the husband to the Hotwife pool hostess, leaving them to take care of his wife.

Cindy feels at ease with Foxy and Larry and quickly forgets about what her husband is up to. Foxy finds that Cindy is as eager and open-minded as she is beautiful. After a hot and steamy threesome, they take Cindy back to their house for more fun.

In the morning, Cindy is introduced to the sexy widow who lives next door and comes over for coffee and early morning satisfaction.

This adults-only story contains explicit bareback sex scenes, swingers, wife swapping, 3-somes, girl-on-girl, oral, and all around hot times in graphic detail as only Larry Archer can write it.

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