Happy 4th of July

Posted on July 4, 2019 by LarryArcher
THC, a key psychoactive ingredient in marijuana, is toxic to dogs, veterinarians warn. So keeping dogs away from discarded joints, edible marijuana or drug-tainted poop is important.

“Man That’s Some Good Shit!”

Ran across this picture of what looks to be a stoned dog in an article about not letting your pets eat your doobies. If you catch your dog with his head in a bag of Doritos, then you might want to worry. LOL

A more likely event is your puppy being terrified by the fireworks and possibly tanks or flying baby Trumps if you’re in Washington DC. Your vet can prescribe some sedatives to help him over the hump.

Another good suggestion is a “Thunder Buddy,” or similar tight fitting corset that holds the pet firmly around the chest. For some reason, this seems to calm the dogs. It worked with our last pet who has since gone to the Rainbow Bridge to wait for us.

If you have a pet who is scared of loud noises, consider trying these to help out your pet during thunderstorms or fireworks. Try searching for “Thunderbuddy” or “ThunderShirt” on Amazon.

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Half-Off in July 2019

Posted on July 3, 2019 by LarryArcher

Remember folks, all of my erotic stories on SmashWords are either free or half-off. Just for the month of July, save big on all the smut you can handle. It’s one, two, three, SAVE!

  • Visit Larry Archer’s page on SmashWords by clicking here.
  • Pick out some hot erotica to read. Keep your zipper up for a minute more else the keyboard will get all sticky.
  • Whip it out, your credit card that is for the stories that aren’t free. Make sure you enter the Coupon code shown to discount the price.
  • Now, lock the bathroom door or pull the sheet over your head and enjoy.

For those of you who are concerned about going blind or having hair grow on your palms, my mother told me the same thing. I just said that I’ll quit when I need glasses but it doesn’t seem to be getting any worse?

If you need it, below is my Buy Link for Larry Archer’s Erotica on SmashWords.

https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LarryArcher?Ref=LarryArcher

For more on my July SmashWords Sales Extravaganza, Click This Link.

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My Brand of Smut

Posted on July 2, 2019 by LarryArcher

Apparently, there are different types of erotica, which I’m sometimes reminded of by other authors. There is romantic erotica which covers the naughty bits with long flowery prose. “He thrust his tumescent love sword into my pink flower pedals, covered in dew.”

WTF? Does anyone really talk like that?

“Jamming his massive, rock hard cock into my quivering engorged cunt felt like shoving a cattle prod into my pussy as my brain exploded from the orgasm!”

Then there is the story which teases you up until the final paragraph when we find that they really did it after you’ve read page after page of buildup.

“Blah, blah, blah, ripping her clothes off he defiled her virginity as the sun slowly sunk in the west.”

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It’s Okay, Take Advantage of Me

Posted on July 1, 2019 by LarryArcher

Larry Archer’s entire catalog is 50% off or Free during the month of July 2019.

That’s right, it’s a fire sale without the fire so just tell your husband and/or wife to slide the TV dinners under the bathroom door as you’ve locked yourself in for the entire month of July and will spend the month Jerking or Jilling off to Larry’s smut.

Don’t feel bad that I’ll have to put my Frenchie out on the street corner with a sign reading, “Will Work for Blue Buffalo.” She needed to lose a few pounds anyway!

SmashWords kicks off the summer for a site-wide sales of stories in all genres, and Larry Archer is all in on the deal. SmashWords is the place where you can find virtually all types of erotic stories, even those Amazon doesn’t accept. #2Hot4Amazon

Link to my author’s page on SmashWords:

https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LarryArcher?Ref=LarryArcher

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“Coffee, Tea, or Me?” Featured at Kinky Literature

Posted on June 22, 2019 by LarryArcher
Coffee, Tea, or ME?

My good friends at Kinky Literature are featuring one of my erotic stories, Coffee, Tea, or Me?, today at KinkyLiterature.com. It’s based on an actual event that happened after my wife won a poker tournament in Las Vegas. Naturally, the names have been changed to protect the guilty!

How better to celebrate than with a newly divorced server from the high rollers private club?

Following is a brief public service commercial for KinkyLiterature.com

As an author of self-published erotica, advertising my wares is always difficult. I don’t have the staff or budget of a full-fledged publishing house and have to rely on other means to get the word out.

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The Heart of the Deal by Lisabet Sarai

Posted on June 10, 2019 by LarryArcher

Two Sides of the Same Coin – Guest blog post by Lisabet Sarai

I love writing stories of power exchange – BDSM, dominance and submission, whatever you want to call it. My work in this genre is strongly influenced by my personal experiences in a D/s relationship. That relationship, many years ago, transformed me, deeply influencing not only my sexuality but my entire life.

I can’t speak for others, but for me the essence of D/s had little to do with physical activities – spankings, bondage, and so on – and everything to do with emotion, connection and trust. Oh, my Master blindfolded me, tied me up, whipped me, dribbled hot wax on my skin, all those thrilling activities we love to read about in BDSM fiction. But what he did wasn’t nearly as important as why.

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Fantasy versus Reality

Posted on June 9, 2019 by LarryArcher

“Fantasy versus reality.” – I was just reading a blog post from a fellow author of erotica, Lisabet Sarai, that sparked a topic for my blog.

This is always an interesting topic. I believe a lot of readers feel a need to experience situations, which they’ve never experienced.

Before getting married, Monday morning at work was often spent answering questions about what we single guys did during the weekend. Particularly did we get laid?

Married guys often seemed to be focused on our sex life. I guess they felt that they were missing out on a lot. I think that’s one of the reasons swinging seems to appeal to a lot of couples.

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“My Wife is a Porn Star” by Larry Archer

Posted on May 26, 2019 by LarryArcher
My Wife Is A Porn Star

Cuckolding: My Wife Is A Porn Star (24,000 Words) is a kinky story about a guy, who comes home to an empty house as his wife is out partying with the girls. Figuring that this would be a good time to watch some porn on his computer, he grabs a beer and picks out a new video to watch that looks pretty hot.

He’s sitting there, playing with himself, while watching these two girls take care of everyone on the set. In the last scene he finally gets a good look at the girls and realizes that he’s just jerked off to his wife and his best friend’s wife making a pornographic movie.

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National Masturbation Month – Do Your Part

Posted on May 17, 2019 by LarryArcher

Masturbation is not just for bathrooms any more.

Just a reminder for those of you who haven’t been taking care of business, this is National Masturbation Month and requires your support and full cooperation.

Now is a good time to rub out one for the cause. So just take care of business and you’ll feel more satisfied knowing that you are doing your part.

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My Wife is a Porn Star

Posted on May 15, 2019 by LarryArcher
My Wife Is A Porn Star

Cuckolding: My Wife Is A Porn Star (24,000 Words) is a kinky story about a guy, who comes home to an empty house as his wife is out partying with the girls. Figuring that this would be a good time to watch some porn on his computer, he grabs a beer and picks out a new video to watch that looks pretty hot.

He’s sitting there, playing with himself, while watching these two girls take care of everyone on the set. In the last scene he finally gets a good look at the girls and realizes that he’s just jerked off to his wife and his best friend’s wife making a pornographic movie.

His revulsion quickly turns to excitement as he realizes that they’ve been doing this for a while. Follow Ralph as he and his best friend track down the studio and get to watch their wives make another movie, while they watch from a hidden room. This the third cuckolding (Hotwife) eStory that I’ve written and a lot of the ideas for the stories are based upon the several couples we know who are a Hotwife and cuckold couple.

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