It’s Okay, Take Advantage of Me

Larry Archer’s entire catalog is 50% off or Free during the month of July 2019.

That’s right, it’s a fire sale without the fire so just tell your husband and/or wife to slide the TV dinners under the bathroom door as you’ve locked yourself in for the entire month of July and will spend the month Jerking or Jilling off to Larry’s smut.

Don’t feel bad that I’ll have to put my Frenchie out on the street corner with a sign reading, “Will Work for Blue Buffalo.” She needed to lose a few pounds anyway!

SmashWords kicks off the summer for a site-wide sales of stories in all genres, and Larry Archer is all in on the deal. SmashWords is the place where you can find virtually all types of erotic stories, even those Amazon doesn’t accept. #2Hot4Amazon

Link to my author’s page on SmashWords:

If you’re at a loss to what stories to buy, my initial suggestion is to buy everything until you see the edges of your credit card start to soften and melt. When it’s too hot to hold, then ease up on the Buy Now button until it cools down a little.

Larry Archer writes so-called “stroke stories,” or those who make you want to take yourself in hand. I don’t need no stinkin romantic shit, I want fucking and sucking! And if you need some strange stuff, try your left hand. Virtually every page of a Larry Archer story has some kind of kinky shit going on.

Larry’s stories revolve around several themes, Swingers, Girl-on-Girl, and cuckold-Hotwife stories with a little BDSM thrown in for good measure. My Foxy and Larry series is based upon our real-life adventures in swinging yet with a plot to tie all of the F’ing & S’ing together. Below is a link to my stories page, where you can find a description of my stories and buy links. There are a few books which are only on Amazon, sorry about that.

Seriously, here’s what I recommend, which are the ones I like to jerk off to:

Stripper or Nurse?

Stripper or Nurse – A novel size story about a guy visiting The Fox’s Den for some cold beer and hot strippers, when he collapses on the floor with a heart attack. Luckily, all of Larry’s dancers had CPR training and they quickly leap into action.

When Tom opens his eyes, all he can see are a pair of bare luscious boobs, which are bouncing in his face as the dancer pushes on his chest. He asks, “Am I in heaven?” To which the dancer laughs and replies, “Not on my watch if I can help it. Besides I haven’t gotten my tip yet!”

Tom’s wife Suzanne is furious that the strippers have caused him to have a heart attack, yet after sharpening her fingernails to draw blood, she finds that she’s seduced into a Lifestyle that she didn’t know existed and now can’t live without.

Larry and his girls take good care of her while they take care of her husband!

Tom’s shock turns to excitement as he watches his wife being seduced by a swinger couple and becomes a complete slut.

The story has a lot of twists and turns but is always HEA, so everybody lives happily ever after, and Tom gets to watch Suzanne as she fulfills her repressed desires. The story is completely bareback with plenty of girl-on-girl action as well as oral, facial, and anal. Plus for you voyeurs out there, you’ll get your eyes full.

Buy Link, Use the Coupon Code to get your discount:

Nina, the Fallen Ballerina

Nina the Fallen Ballerina -is a sexy tale about a beautiful young woman who trained all her life to be a ballerina. However, as she grew up, she realized that she was never going to achieve her dream.

Ballerinas are typically small tiny girls, and as Nina grew into a picture of her mother, she was tall and lanky, not ballerina material at all. Frustrated, Nina threw herself into her college studies and graduated with an MBA at age twenty-four.

Once again, she was thwarted in her dreams. Working in an office with a sexist boss, she found herself unfulfilled and unhappy.

Just when things couldn’t get any darker, she discovered a job listing for exotic dancers at The Fox’s Den. Could this be her destiny? She asked herself as she interviewed with the club’s manager Linda.

Maybe it was the first time dancing naked on stage or the way Linda kissed her that Nina felt she was home at last. It seemed natural to fall into the casual sexual attitudes at The Fox’s Den, and Nina found herself passed around like a joint at a hippie party.

Nina, The Fallen Ballerina, is an adult’s only HEA story that features a lot of girl-on-girl action as well as explicit straight, oral, and anal scenes.

This story, like all of Larry Archer’s, are explicit stories with vivid descriptions of sexual situations and written in the humorous style that Larry is known for.

Buy Link, Use the Coupon Code to get your discount:

Idle Hands – Bored housewives decide to cheat as they discover the illicit but erotic word of swinger’s and adult theaters, while visiting the glory hole to satisfy their most basic urges.

Two MILFs whose husbands are gone most of the time discover that Idle Hands really are the devil’s workshop as they dabble in the world of forbidden pleasures. This hot, explicit, yet HEA story exposes what really goes on in the backrooms of adult theaters and the bedrooms of wife swapping swingers.

Written by an author, who has been there and done that, this is a guilt-free erotic romp of two cheating wives who discover their love for each other and other anonymous people along the way.

Written by Larry Archer in his humorous yet highly erotic style, is a fun read from the start. His stories are like a gangbang, once you start pulling the train, the action never stops.

Buy Link, Use the Coupon Code to get your discount:

As a final word, all of my stories are featured on Kinky Literature, the one stop shopping location for the best porn on the Internet. The price is the same and using their site helps support a smut friendly web site.

About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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3 Responses to It’s Okay, Take Advantage of Me

  1. lisabetsarai says:

    Hi Larry!

    All my stuff is 50% off too. Hope you make lots of sales.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. LarryArcher says:

    Sweet Lisabet, I hope you get a bunch of sales also. I can highly recommend all the stories from Lisabet Sarai, so if you’ve melted your credit card buying Larry’s smut then borrow your wife’s credit card and buy Lisabet’s smut. Of course, you might find out that she’s already blown through her credit limit on our erotika. If so just trade phones and read each other’s porn stories from Lisabet and Larry!


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