Masturbation is not just for bathrooms any more.
Just a reminder for those of you who haven’t been taking care of business, this is National Masturbation Month and requires your support and full cooperation.
Now is a good time to rub out one for the cause. So just take care of business and you’ll feel more satisfied knowing that you are doing your part.
I know that your Mother told you that if you didn’t stop playing with yourself that you would go blind. Just tell her that you’ll quit when you need glasses!
As an author of explicit erotic smut, I urge you to give in to your basic urges and Jack or Jill off whenever possible. Plus it would be nice if you read some of my smut while abusing yourself.
If you need some strange stuff, try your left hand or check out my smut on Kinky Literature.
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