National Masturbation Month – Do Your Part

Masturbation is not just for bathrooms any more.

Just a reminder for those of you who haven’t been taking care of business, this is National Masturbation Month and requires your support and full cooperation.

Now is a good time to rub out one for the cause. So just take care of business and you’ll feel more satisfied knowing that you are doing your part.

I know that your Mother told you that if you didn’t stop playing with yourself that you would go blind. Just tell her that you’ll quit when you need glasses!

As an author of explicit erotic smut, I urge you to give in to your basic urges and Jack or Jill off whenever possible. Plus it would be nice if you read some of my smut while abusing yourself.

If you need some strange stuff, try your left hand or check out my smut on Kinky Literature.

For more on stories from the dirty mind of Larry Archer, click this link.

About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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3 Responses to National Masturbation Month – Do Your Part

  1. kdaddy23 says:

    Rest assured that I am doing my part… no matter what month it is!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. LarryArcher says:

    Glad to hear it. Me too!

    Like

  3. Who needs a special month?!
    However, as I recently wrote in the Erotic Lure newsletter:

    “Not only is masturbation fun, it’s virtuous too. It’s the ultimate safe sex. It has zero calories. It doesn’t cost a cent, unless you want to pick up a few toys, and we can help you there… In any case it’s a lot cheaper than the average dinner date.

    Getting yourself off is educational; it gives you the chance to learn about what you like and don’t like, and ultimately will make you a better lover. When you’re masturbating, your fantasies can fly free: no partner is impossible, no taboo is forbidden. Jacking off even helps reduce global warming. Much better to stay at home taking things into your own hands than to drive your gas guzzler to the mall!”

    Masturbate for the planet!

    Like

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