Hello Sir This Is Windows Technical Support Calling From India

Posted on August 1, 2015 by LarryArcher

Strike Any KeyWhile this post has nothing to do with smut or perverted activities, I feel amused that I’ve managed to keep Windows Technical Support on the line for almost 30 minutes before they hung up on me. LOL I even made them call me back twice because they thought they had a fish on the line.

If you haven’t had this call, then you’re lucky. I’ve averaged about 1 or 2 a month for the last couple of months. You get a call from someone whose accent is so strong, only another person from India could understand them. You are told that they are from Windows Technical Support and their server received a call from your computer that it was downloading a virus.

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How Do I Write?

Posted on July 22, 2015 by LarryArcher

TheRunawayCoverThumb72dpiAs an author, I’m always interested in how and why other authors write. Even though I primarily write erotic literature (a.k.a. smut), I like to think there is some rationale behind the process. Other authors tell me I should outline and plan out my story before writing it but that just doesn’t seem to work for me as in life, I have no idea how the story will turn out.

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Man Arrested For Trying To Have Sex With A Horse

Posted on July 15, 2015 by LarryArcher

man-rejected-by-cow-01According to newspaper reports, a Pennsylvania man traveled to Arizona to have sex with a horse. Unfortunately the man put his desires on the Internet and apparently Mr. Ed now has a computer and trolls the sex blogs.

Details, the devil is in the details, and what we don’t know if the guy was looking for a girl horse or a guy horse and if he was going to be giving or receiving? I have a feeling that would hurt!

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Special For Bargain Hunters of Smut

Posted on July 3, 2015 by LarryArcher

Cuckold and Hotwife - Box Set 1 -Cover 200x300For all you bargain hunters of smut that is suitable for reading with one hand, listen up. I’m running a special on Amazon and Excitica for my box set of hotwife and cuckold stories, entitled strangely enough, “Cuckold and Hotwife Box Set 1”. But act now as this special is only for the July 4th, 2015 weekend, starting now.

Almost 100,000 words (novel size) of erotic romance about the girls who go outside their marriage for satisfaction and the men who love them and love to watch them. This 3 book box set is only $0.99 (regularly $3.99) and delivered to your Kindle, smartphone, tablet, reader, or PC/MAC in a plain brown wrapper of smoking hot electrons.

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Email ICANN and tell them you CAN'T publish my name

Posted on July 1, 2015 by

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Talk about biting the hand that feeds you, ICANN is proposing to change their regulations and openly post your “real” contact information for the smut site or blog you have. Currently if you register a site such as “ILikePeepingInWindows.com” you can elect not to have your real name and address displayed if your DNS provider has a privacy option (as most do).

If you have your own site or DNS (website name) and value your privacy then click the link at the top of this blog and express your displeasure. We hide our real names for many reasons and not all of them are because we are perverts. Maybe we just want to cut down on SPAM and don’t want our email address listed or any other reason.

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Email ICANN and tell them you CAN’T publish my name

Posted on July 1, 2015 by LarryArcher

https://www.respectourprivacy.com

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you, ICANN is proposing to change their regulations and openly post your “real” contact information for the smut site or blog you have. Currently if you register a site such as “ILikePeepingInWindows.com” you can elect not to have your real name and address displayed if your DNS provider has a privacy option (as most do).

If you have your own site or DNS (website name) and value your privacy then click the link at the top of this blog and express your displeasure. We hide our real names for many reasons and not all of them are because we are perverts. Maybe we just want to cut down on SPAM and don’t want our email address listed or any other reason.

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Sell Your Used Panties, Get 'em while they're hot!

Posted on June 28, 2015 by

tumblr_npmpr2jzap1rzuoc5o1_500I guess I’ve been living under a rock because I’d never heard of PantyDeal.com, where girls can sell their used panties for guys to huff when the spray can is empty. According to the site, they advertise, “Sell Your Smell” to what’s reportedly 25,000 customers.

Just think of all the laundry detergent that you would save, just wear your thong for a few days then drop it in an envelope for some lucky guy (girl?). Account setup is free for both buyers and sellers and I guess 25,000 customers can’t be all wrong.

Maybe this would be a way to get my wife to wear panties?

I know what I’ll do. The next time I’m at a house party, I’ll troll the bedrooms and collect all of the underwear left on the floor and sell them.

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Sell Your Used Panties, Get ’em while they’re hot!

Posted on June 28, 2015 by LarryArcher

tumblr_npmpr2jzap1rzuoc5o1_500I guess I’ve been living under a rock because I’d never heard of PantyDeal.com, where girls can sell their used panties for guys to huff when the spray can is empty. According to the site, they advertise, “Sell Your Smell” to what’s reportedly 25,000 customers.

Just think of all the laundry detergent that you would save, just wear your thong for a few days then drop it in an envelope for some lucky guy (girl?). Account setup is free for both buyers and sellers and I guess 25,000 customers can’t be all wrong.

Maybe this would be a way to get my wife to wear panties?

I know what I’ll do. The next time I’m at a house party, I’ll troll the bedrooms and collect all of the underwear left on the floor and sell them.

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There is a new kid on the block

Posted on June 23, 2015 by LarryArcher

img_3035We have a new writer on the block who so far has written about her lesbian fantasies (truths?) with hints of a kink side that I’m still waiting to find out about. I believe she is going to be a delicious little sub, down on her knees, at the side of her butch master.

She’s only published a couple of posts but I’d recommend that you get in on the ground floor.

You May Call Me Madam – is her blogs name and the link is:

http://youmaycallmemadame.com/author/youmaycallmemadame/

And to think that my mom told me if I didn’t stop playing with myself, I’d go blind. But I decided to just do it until I needed glasses. 🙂

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Amazon's SkyNet Review System Comes on Line

Posted on June 21, 2015 by

Amazon, the 800# gorilla lurking in every aspiring author’s living room, has just released news of a “machine learning platform” “to make customer reviews more meaningful”, which in plain English means who the heck knows.

Just like SkyNet, apparently Amazon is becoming self-aware and will be monitoring and changing reviews over time. Only time will tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing for authors especially those who write about erotic themes.

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