According to newspaper reports, a Pennsylvania man traveled to Arizona to have sex with a horse. Unfortunately the man put his desires on the Internet and apparently Mr. Ed now has a computer and trolls the sex blogs.
Details, the devil is in the details, and what we don’t know if the guy was looking for a girl horse or a guy horse and if he was going to be giving or receiving? I have a feeling that would hurt!
The only perverted detail they’ve shared is that he wanted the horse to pee on his shirts. Maybe that’s what caught the sheriff’s eye, “Man Looking For Horse Who Is Into Water Sports.”
I guess my question is why is the sheriff trolling for guys looking for a good time with a horse and don’t they have pervert horses in Pennsylvania? Are all of the crooks and criminals in jail and police have to go after some guy wanting a little fun?
I couldn’t find a picture of Mr. Ed with a black bar across his face and it’s surprising how few images you can find for guys and their horsey girl (guy) friends. While this is all good for a laugh, don’t the police have better things to do besides bust some guy for his fantasy with Trigger?
When you’re done laughing, here’s the link to one of the stories. It’s also prominently displayed on the Las Vegas Review Journal’s website.
Pardon me, I have to stop at the store and pick up some sugar cubes. LOL