It’s another one of those “Only in Vegas” moments as one of our local residents was fired for self-abuse that was caught on surveillance cameras. I’m not going to mention his name as he’s got enough shame dropped on him already but all I can say is “Except for a miracle, there go I”.
Apparently working at night at the school district is pretty boring and this prolific gentleman was caught on tape jerking off 36 times. Now I don’t know the time span but 36 times is impressive!
According to the news report, he was leaving his potential children on teacher’s desks and other stuff. If he would have just jerked off in the trash can, they would probably never have caught him.
Also you have to wonder what security was doing during these 36 periods of self-abuse? Were they watching, sleeping, or jerking off themselves?
Wife Swap
Well there is trouble in River City, people. Once again my characters don’t pay the slightest bit of attention to me. I’ve been working, trying to finish my latest masterpiece, when out of the blue one of the characters picks up a waitress from Denny’s and now I have another slut to deal with.
Wife Swap 2, the continuation of 
Well I finally faced facts and closed down the pool for the winter. No more naked pool parties and fun times, at least for a few months. Luckily our neighbors can’t see in over the wall or they’d be over borrowing sugar all the time.
Up until now, all of my stories have been HEA or Happily Ever After as the cliche goes. The two protagonists who grace a majority of my stories are based upon a loose interpretation of Wifey and myself. We have always found “The Lifestyle” fun and enjoyable, never bad. That’s not to say that we haven’t met a few assholes but even outside swinging, they would still be an asshole!
Now for something completely different, people are getting their driver’s license picture taken with a colander on their head. Apparently there is a new religion called the “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” and their religion requires them to wear a colander.
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