It’s another one of those “Only in Vegas” moments as one of our local residents was fired for self-abuse that was caught on surveillance cameras. I’m not going to mention his name as he’s got enough shame dropped on him already but all I can say is “Except for a miracle, there go I”.
Apparently working at night at the school district is pretty boring and this prolific gentleman was caught on tape jerking off 36 times. Now I don’t know the time span but 36 times is impressive!
According to the news report, he was leaving his potential children on teacher’s desks and other stuff. If he would have just jerked off in the trash can, they would probably never have caught him.
Also you have to wonder what security was doing during these 36 periods of self-abuse? Were they watching, sleeping, or jerking off themselves?