I know that you’ve got to wait until the last day but it’s now here! Just like when you waited in line at the post office to file your tax return on April 15th, just before midnight, the wait is over and unlike the IRS this won’t hurt at all.
Unlike if you’re on your knees and my wife has on her thigh high leather boots, with the spike heels, and bustier then I’d suggest asking for a piece of leather to bite on because this might leave a mark. And remember to end every sentence with either “Yes, Mistress” or “Thank You Mistress, May I Have Another.” And for god’s sake remember to grovel and don’t look her in the eye without permission as a spike heel in the middle of your back will smart!
July is (was) sales month for SmashWords and it’s been a great month for me and other authors. But this is your final notice! Don’t you hate that when you get an envelope with FINAL NOTE stamped all over it, to make the mailman think you’re a dead beat but when you open it, it’s a sale flyer for carpet cleaning or some other crap.
As a writer of smut, I’m always looking for avenues to peddle my wares. I’ve recently hooked up with with Richie and Randi of 
I admit it’s not the 60’s but have you thought about letting the girls come out to play? When I met Wifey, one of her constant complaints was she hated to wear a bra and didn’t like how they felt.
WTF? As a sick perverted scribbler of erotica, I try not to pontificate on politics but here lately, I’m beginning to think that everyone is crazy except you and I. And I’m starting to have my doubts about you.
Well the great state of Texas has been kneed in the gonads and good riddance. As a proud son of Texas, I have been disheartened by Texas politicians and their disregard for the rights of women. The “new” Republican Party has tried over and over to restrict the freedom of choice for women in regards for their bodies.
I woke this morning to news of the senseless shooting by yet another loon, which as I write this there are at least 49 dead and 53 wounded. A well armed individual, with both a long gun and pistol, entered a popular gay nightclub, Pulse, in Orlando, Florida. The NBC News Special hinted that it might have been influenced by the shooter’s gay hatred.
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