Last Day for Free & Half-Off Smut

Another Day in Paradise 200x300-72dpiI know that you’ve got to wait until the last day but it’s now here! Just like when you waited in line at the post office to file your tax return on April 15th, just before midnight, the wait is over and unlike the IRS this won’t hurt at all.

Unlike if you’re on your knees and my wife has on her thigh high leather boots, with the spike heels, and bustier then I’d suggest asking for a piece of leather to bite on because this might leave a mark. And remember to end every sentence with either “Yes, Mistress” or “Thank You Mistress, May I Have Another.” And for god’s sake remember to grovel and don’t look her in the eye without permission as a spike heel in the middle of your back will smart!

July is (was) sales month for SmashWords and it’s been a great month for me and other authors. But this is your final notice! Don’t you hate that when you get an envelope with FINAL NOTE stamped all over it, to make the mailman think you’re a dead beat but when you open it, it’s a sale flyer for carpet cleaning or some other crap.

Your phone, tablet, or PC will love you long time for buying a dirty story from Larry Archer, best selling pervert. When it’s been so long since you’ve gotten laid that you can’t remember who gets tied up, or the only strange stuff you’ve gotten lately is your left hand, then Larry’s smut is just what you need!

Larry writes high end smut and you have to hold your little pinkie out, while you Jack-Off or Jill-Off, as the case may be. All his stories are bareback and graphic, with non-stop sex from beginning to end. Well all except the copyright page but we’re working on that one.

Larry and Foxy’s stories are typically always HEA (Happily Ever After) as they’ve thought that recreational sex between consenting and semi-consenting adults should be fun. Seriously, Larry writes very graphic but well written erotica that appeals to both men and women.

The only thing you have to watch out for is when Foxy pulls out her whip to discipline her subjects. But between you and me, they secretly love it as she makes red lines across their ass.

tumblr_neq6hy498v1taxkxbo1_500As a couple who are in the Lifestyle, their stories are often based upon true life experiences and not some thought up fantasy. Also check out the story lengths as you’ll always get your money’s worth buying Larry Archer erotica. His stories are up to 60,000 words and priced the same as others who sell you 5-10,000 words or less.

Available at all the major publishers, such as Amazon, SmashWords, Excitica, Excessica, Apple iBooks, KOBO, B&N, and All Romance eBooks.

Remember that today is the last freaking day for you to get Larry’s entire catalog of smut for FREE or 50% OFF. Just click on this SmashWords link and get a hold of it (no not that, your credit card). Then click the Buy link and punch in the discount code shown to get it for nada or almost nada.

For PC’s I recommend the Calibre eReader, for Android phones/tablets try the Aldiko eReader, for Mac’s the built in iBooks reader works fine. On these devices download the ePub version.

For Kindle products download the MOBI version. There is also a Kindle app for PC’s. If you’re on an Android device I recommend that you spend the few bucks and get the full version of Aldiko to get rid of the ads. All the products recommended are free, with the exception of the full version of Aldiko.

The brunette with the whip and bustier is optional and slightly more expensive.

P.S. If you have Kindle Unlimited, check out my stories, which you can read for free on your Kindle or PC/Mac. My author’s page on Amazon is here.

About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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