I’ve finally taken the plunge and started working on a print (actual paper) version of my erotica. Stripper or Nurse is about 75% of the way to becoming a ~250-page print novel of erotic smut that fits perfectly in your bathroom library rack. I can’t guarantee that the pages won’t get stuck together but try and keep it wiped off.
As usual, I never do anything halfway and jumped into desktop publishing with a new copy of QuarkXPress. If you haven’t been in the layout or publishing business, you’ve probably never heard of QuarkXPress. It’s been around since the dark ages of computers and I learned it back in the mid-west before we moved to Sin City.

I just had to share this picture of a woman getting her brains fuc*ed out. I wish I could show the entire picture but I don’t want WordPress to ding me. The look on her face is priceless and I just hope that I can do half as good as the guy behind her!
It’s dawned on me how much I like ordering Alexa around and she never talks back. I’m trying to figure out how to get her to respond with, “Yes, Master.” But I’m okay with her now, at least as a start.


Being an author is hard work, not the writing but all the other crap that goes along with it. What I’ve found is that I can usually fill a page with words pretty quickly. It’s fun to put your characters into a situation and see what they do.
I’ve discounted two of my books, 
