Being an author is hard work, not the writing but all the other crap that goes along with it. What I’ve found is that I can usually fill a page with words pretty quickly. It’s fun to put your characters into a situation and see what they do.

The pain in the rear stuff is formatting and getting the manuscript ready to go out the door. You probably just think I sit in the bathroom all day, jerking off with one hand and typing with the other.Actually, that’s pretty true and I’m really grateful for the new laptops that are so light and easy to use. I don’t know if I could do it balancing an Underwood on my lap and trying to keep the pages from falling into the toilet.

Actually, that’s pretty true and I’m really grateful for the new laptops that are so light and easy to use. I don’t know if I could do it balancing an Underwood on my lap and trying to keep the pages from falling into the toilet.

I’m in the process of figuring out how to publish printed books of my electronic smut. Trying to figure out how to bend Word to my needs is a challenge and I keep thinking that maybe I should shift to Indesign or some other desktop publishing program.

Did some experimenting with GIMP and turned one of my favorite shots of Wifey into a Black and White, which looks pretty cool.

Okay, breaks over, back into the barrel!