Tomorrow, July 31th is National Orgasm Day and you are requested to come. Everyone should do their part and help out a friend also. In fact, why don’t you run to the bathroom and practice one right now?
SKYN condoms recently surveyed close to 4,000 sexually active people between the ages of 18 and 36 and found that 96% of respondents state they are reaching orgasm at least once during sex.
House Party, my latest smut story was to be short for me at 20-30K words but I’m currently blowing through 41K words without even the light from the train at the end of the tunnel yet. I just can’t stop breaking the rules!
According to the rules, every story has to include conflict and resolution along with someone everybody hates. I think it was in Wife Swap 2 that I had a bad guy but that’s all.
I’ve always written stories which had their beginnings in some of the things that we’ve seen and done in the Lifestyle. For us, life has always been HEA and it’s been a struggle to add conflict to things that are just plain enjoyable.
SmashWord’s Annual July Sales Days are just about gone! When July disappears so do the sales prices from myself and the other authors at SmashWords. Erotica from Larry Archer is half off this month but time is running short, so stop wanking long enough to stock up for the rest of the year.
Good porn can be better than your wife, husband, girlfriend, or boyfriend. One of Larry’s dirty stories never has a headache, loves to be butt-fucked, and always swallows.
For the feminine side of the house, Larry’s dick never gets soft, is long enough to hurt a little, and always reaches those spots your other half can only dream of. If cock is not your thing, then Larry always serves up a delectable morsel for you to snack on. Imagine if you will, holding some girl’s head in both hands as she laps up your juices, while you run your fingers through her hair. Then pull her up so she can share with you what she’s been tasting.
This morning, I happened to notice Fantasy Swingers 2 on the home page of KinkyLiterature’s site, which reminded me of how my journey into writing porn got started.
Hard to believe that it’s been almost six years and 20+ stories later since that story came out. I originally wrote Fantasy Swingers for Literotica.com, which is a site where amateur smut writers post their stories. Literotica is a starting place for a lot of authors of erotica and some people have been publishing for years on the site. SharedHousewife is one of my favorites and is written by a cute swinger who lives somewhere close to us in Arizona.
My latest erotic story, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party, is being featured today on KinkyLiterature, your go-to spot for all the best porn and smut stories.
Picture the shock of crashing a neighbor’s New Year’s Eve party and discovering that you’ve just stepped into an orgy beyond your wildest dreams. Imagine Greg’s shock when he discovers that his wife doesn’t want to leave without sampling the host and hostess.
Greg learns to love the sound of the whip just before it strikes his bruised ass as his wife pulls the train to Happy Town. A week ago, Greg couldn’t spell “cuckold” and now he realizes that he is one. Plus, there is the “Pegging” but we don’t talk about that in mixed company.
The chances for rain in Las Vegas are down to 5% today and the sun is bright and shining at 7:30 A.M. The temperature is already 80 degrees F and headed to a predicted 103F today. Of course, it was just a few days ago that it was already 96F at 6:00 A.M. Later this week, we are expected to hit 113 deg F. Its sort of like sticking your head into the oven.
We get microbursts of rain, where it pours like hell for 10-15 minutes then is all over. But in a few minutes, everyone’s patio furniture gets blown into the next county, with 60 MPH winds. Within a couple of minutes, streets go from dry to knee deep in water, then 30 minutes later are dry again.
House Party [Foxy and Larry #18], my current work in progress (WIP) is proceeding well and includes a number of twists, which are not normally found in my stories.
I often write about a swinger couple, Foxy and Larry, who lives in Las Vegas, a.k.a. Sin City, with two unicorns. Chrissy and Marilyn. Chrissy, our redheaded Amazon, is in a lot of my stories. Marilyn has only been mentioned a couple of times, and I’ve been neglecting her.
In most instances, the people who show up in my stories are based on real people we know or have met in the Lifestyle. Naturally, the names have been changed to protect the guilty but generally speaking are portrayed close to how they actually are in real life.
My latest story, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party, is being featured today on KinkyLiterature.com. This 80,000 word HEA erotic novel is what you need to satisfy those cravings when you get the urge to hang out at the park in your raincoat with a bag of candy.
Larry Archer writes explicit smut stories about swingers, cuckolds, Hotwives, gangbangs, and Goo Girls who live to satisfy your every desire. Anytime you get that throbbing between your legs and you know what I mean, all you have to do is whip it out!
Your cell phone, tablet, Kindle, PC, or Mac that is!
Warning: This post is NSFW and intended for adults only.
Just a quick shout out to my fans for supporting my latest HEA erotic novel, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party. It’s been received really well and sales are good. Thank You to all the fans of Larry Archer.
If you buy a copy of any story from Larry Archer, please leave a review on the site where you purchased the story. Indie authors such as myself who self-publish their stories do have a publishing machine that publishing houses employ to promote their products.
A review from you as a reader greatly helps my ratings which translates into better exposure for my work. I think my erotica fills a needed niche for the men and women out there who enjoy reading well written HEA explicit erotic stories.
Now that I’ve just released my latest erotic story, Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party, and with my 50% off sale at SmashWords during July, I decided to check my ranking at SmashWords. While I don’t have any definitive figures to back me up, it is my opinion that SmashWords is the largest electronic book publisher behind Amazon Kindle. Or one of the largest, as best I can tell.
Amazon only publishes Kindle formatted books, while SmashWords distributes stories for all types of electronic readers such as phones, tablets, computers, and Mac’s.
With SmashWords, there is no easy that I’ve been able to determine an author’s ranking on the stories that I have written beyond simply counting. I’d love to hear from someone who’s figured out how to do this easily.
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