Swingers Lead an Interesting Life

Posted on January 29, 2022 by LarryArcher

As COVID surges around us, partying with someone else’s wife doesn’t sound as appetizing when you have to wear a mask to do the dirty deed. While being vaxxed and boosted, we’re still paranoid about getting up close and personal with others. I’ve even started to think about the good ole days and the fun we used to have.

Once, I remember when a pizza delivery guy showed up in the middle of a small party as we were lying naked in a pile. I looked up from the family room floor to see some dude standing there with a pizza box in his hand. Apparently, one of the girls got hungry and called in for pizza delivery.

The delivery guy got a blowjob as a tip, which probably made his night. While he was getting serviced, I looked out through our glass storm doors to see his car parked in the middle of the street with the door open and the engine running. We all laughed about the fact that his car was sitting in the street for almost an hour running.

But it pissed off my wife, as the delivery came from our favorite pizza place, and she refused to ever order from them again. She still grumbles to this day if someone mentions the woman’s name who ordered the pizza.

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“cuckold Club – First Date” by Larry Archer

Posted on January 28, 2022 by LarryArcher
Cuckold Club - First Date
Cuckold Club – First Date

For all you cuckold fans who fantasize about watching your Hotwife having sex with well-built Bulls, Larry Archer’s story should be right up your alley. However, for those of you who have somehow missed this kink, Cuckold Club – First Date will throw you into the deep end without floaties! And no I purposefully wrote “cuckold” as lower case. cuckold is always lower case to emphasize who is in charge here. For the same reason, Hotwife is always capitalized to ensure you know who is in control.

I’ve written a number of blog posts about cuckolds and Hotwives, click on this link or search my site for more info. Our closest couple is a fortyish beautiful blonde Hotwife with a voluptuous body and jugs to die for. When you look up nymphomaniac in the dictionary, her picture is usually there.

Her husband is always watching and taking pictures while abusing himself. The only complaint is that he shakes the camera while videoing his Hotwife with her Bull.

Most people will agree that an older woman is better in bed as they usually hit their sexual peak while their cuckold husbands are starting to fade.

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Entire House Party Series Now Available in Print

Posted on January 25, 2022 by LarryArcher
House Party

Sunday, I was unstoppable and finished publishing House Party 2, 3, and 4 in paperback. I’ve still got a couple of issues with QuarkXPress but for the most part have figured out how to get around the kinks in their system. I’m on a first name basis with the head of their development team and I’ve been surprised that he hasn’t blocked my number. Being a software developer in a past life, gives me insight on how to help them zero in on resolving issues.

It was pretty cool to start with the basic document file for the eBook versions and punch that out into a completely different format, was neat. The first book, House Party, took most of a day to convert to print format. Then I did three books in one day!

Just sending an email with “Your product sucks!” or “it doesn’t work” is not very helpful to most programmers. You have to provide them with examples and exactly how to reproduce the problem. It’s time consuming on my part but if I like a product, it only benefits me to help make it better.

I guess not being able to go to house parties has freed me to get mine out the door. I even refreshed Stripper or Nurse? in print and republished it. Slaving over a hot keyboard, that’s me!

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“I’ll Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Do That!”

Posted on January 22, 2022 by LarryArcher

With a heavy heart, I learned of the passing of Meatloaf, one of the giants of rock and roll. As a lover of cult and obscure SyFy movies, Foxy and I have attended many Rocky Horror Picture Show showings. While the moviegoers have gotten a little long in the tooth, attending a theatre event is something many “normal” people have never seen.

Years ago, we attended our first Rocky Horror with a fellow couple in the Lifestyle. For the uninitiated, you need a scorecard or Rocky fan to tell you what’s happening in the aisles. Brad and Janet are a naïve, newly married couple who stumble onto the castle of Doctor Frank N Furter, a.k.a. Tim Curry, who is having a party.

As the moviegoers danced in the aisle and did the Time Warp, we were surprised to find that the entire audience would scream “SLUT!” every time Janet would appear. And when Brad appeared, it was “ASSHOLE!”

“It’s just a jump to the left.”

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“Stripper or Nurse?” Back In ICU

Posted on January 18, 2022 by LarryArcher

While aggravating, it seems appropriate that Amazon’s latest missive from their bitches in the rejection department are now telling me that my latest print book, Stripper or Nurse? has a bleed issue!

The print version of Stripper or Nurse? was released several years back. With my newfound urges to offer my smut in print form, I decided to update the book and republish it in Quark. While there wasn’t anything specifically wrong with the original release, I just can’t seem from stopping myself when I get an idea. As an engineer, I tend to be OCD and anal about somethings and just couldn’t help myself.

First, they rejected the book because I didn’t include all the words from the title in the electronic version on the cover of the print book. Who would have thought that they would care about some minor detail? So, I fired up CorelDRAW and fixed the cover or so I thought.

This morning, I find another vindictive email in my inbox telling me that my cover has a bleed issue. I already knew that but didn’t think it would be an issue as the faux nurse on the cover would divert the reader’s attention to her long legs.

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“Coffee, Tea, or Me?” Featured at Kinky Literature

Posted on January 17, 2022 by LarryArcher
Coffee, Tea, or ME?

My good friends at Kinky Literature are featuring one of my erotic stories, Coffee, Tea, or Me?, today at KinkyLiterature.com. It’s based on an actual event that happened after my wife won a poker tournament in Las Vegas. Naturally, the names have been changed to protect the guilty!

How better to celebrate than with a newly divorced server from the high rollers private club?

Following is a brief public service commercial for KinkyLiterature.com

As an author of self-published erotica, advertising my wares is always difficult. I don’t have the staff or budget of a full-fledged publishing house and have to rely on other means to get the word out.

KinkyLiterature.com is a great source for both readers and writers of erotica, and I can’t say enough good things about them. Erotic stories for your electronic devices are somewhat like the magazines that you buy from under the counter, and the clerk quickly puts them in a brown paper bag.

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The Source and Cure for COVID Discovered!

Posted on January 16, 2022 by LarryArcher

First of all, it’s freezing in Las Vegas. How can you expect to see any showgirls or drunk tourists when it’s 41 degrees in Sin City? The weather aside, I learned a bunch of new things this week. First, it appears that smoking dope will cure COVID and who would have thunk it?

Then last night, during my COVID treatment, I saw President Biden on SNL, and he revealed the secret that COVID is caused by watching the Spiderman movie. So for God’s sake, don’t see Spiderman but stay home and watch porn on your laptop. Watching smut and treating yourself to the COVID treatment is a lot better, except you need three hands. One for stuffing Doritos in your mouth, another to fast forward through the slow spots, and then one for self-gratification!

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House Party Now in Paperback

Posted on January 10, 2022 by LarryArcher
House Party

I’ve decided to start publishing my erotic stories in paperback for those who like to hold something while they read. Just be careful and don’t get the pages all stuck together as they are hard to peel apart.

My decision to offer my smut in paperback was generated by my beautiful Luddite wife, who loves to read but needs to feel it. It’s like the old saying, “I buy you books and all you do is eat the covers!” Well, Foxy doesn’t eat the covers but refuses to read on an electronic device such as cell phones, tablets, PCs, or Macs. But you have to make certain concessions to have arm candy.

Wifey was the inspiration for my latest story, In My Dreams, which is based upon a dream she had about a woman like Sybil. Sybil is a story that’s been around for a long time about a woman who has a multiple personality disorder. She has a bunch of people living inside her who come out and help her cope with stressful situations.

Pixie in the story suffers a tragic loss when her parents are killed in a car wreck. She was always sheltered by her parents, who feared everything, especially horny males. Check this link for more on In My Dreams or click here to grab a copy in Print or Electronic format.

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“In My Dreams” – Available in Paperback

Posted on January 5, 2022 by LarryArcher

My latest book, In My Dreams, is now available in paperback form in addition to electronic format. I’m beginning to push out my eBooks in print form for those who like to hold something while reading. For those who enjoy reading on their phone, tablet, or computer can opt for the electronic format.

In My Dreams is an erotic story about a young woman who discovers multiple personalities and a nymphomaniac that lives inside her body. Somewhat based on Sybil, who had a bunch of alternate personalities to deal with. Pixie only has one slut inside her.

Patricia or Pixie, for short, grew up in a strict household where anything related to sex was treated with punishment. Then, at age twenty, her already troubled life was turned upside down by her parents’ untimely death.

Pixie was suddenly thrust into the real world and had to deal with everything her parents had tried to shield her from. Possibly this is the schism that created Theresa, who deals with all the things Pixie can’t face.

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“House Party” Coming to Paperback

Posted on January 1, 2022 by LarryArcher
House Party

With In My Dreams in the can, as they say in the movie business, I’ve decided to go through my published erotica and offer more of my titles in print form. I’ve decided to start with the House Party series of four books and currently re-editing the story to ferret out any lapses in judgment when I was trying to type with one hand and abusing myself with the other.

As much as I hate to say this, House Party was damn good. I’d forgotten a lot of the detail in the story as it’s several years old. It’s like I’m reading it for the first time, and I’m impressed. I’d pat myself on the back but would probably injure my shoulder doing it.

I must be a glutton for punishment as I wasn’t happy with the initial output created automatically by Amazon’s conversion routines. I know that I could have generated the PDF straight from Word, but since this is a print book, I wanted it to have the bells and whistles of the average book you buy at Barnes and Noble. So I invested another $450 bucks in updating my QuarkXPress to the latest version to satisfy my anal OCD impulses. While my existing copy worked fine, there is nothing like the new car smell of software right out of the cellophane. I need to sell a bunch of copies of In My Dreams and House Party to get me back in the black. As if that will ever happen.

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