First, we find that FaceBook wants your dirty pictures. Now it seems that your vibrator and butt plug may be phoning home also.
I guess that I need to buy Wifey a remote controlled butt plug as apparently, they are all the rage now. She has a vibrator with a clicker but I didn’t realize that they made Blue Tooth butt plugs also.
It was a hoot to find out that FaceBook wants your dirty pictures to stamp out people revenge posting your smut but now we learn that your butt plug may be listening in on your sex sessions also.
So the next time you get plugged in, be kind and try not to scream too loud. You might hurt our ears.
Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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Hahaha! Love that second picture!
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