First, we find that FaceBook wants your dirty pictures. Now it seems that your vibrator and butt plug may be phoning home also.
I guess that I need to buy Wifey a remote controlled butt plug as apparently, they are all the rage now. She has a vibrator with a clicker but I didn’t realize that they made Blue Tooth butt plugs also.
It was a hoot to find out that FaceBook wants your dirty pictures to stamp out people revenge posting your smut but now we learn that your butt plug may be listening in on your sex sessions also.
So the next time you get plugged in, be kind and try not to scream too loud. You might hurt our ears.