Advice for "Cuck" want-a-be's

Posted on May 2, 2015 by

This post was originally done some time back before WordPress decided to throw my other blog under the bus. I’ve been going back and pulling articles from my backup and re-posting those that I think are relative.

Recently there have been a number of posts regarding the practice of Cuckolding. Translated for the “straight” or “vanilla” reader, Cuckolding refers to the practice of letting your wife/girlfriend get her brains fucked out by another guy, with hopefully a big cock, and then telling you all about it or maybe letting you watch. Followed by some Sloppy Seconds on your part. That may not be an exact definition but it works for me.

The dictionary definition includes some other shit like your wife debasing you for having a little wiener, being a bad lay, or other (IMHO) destructive talk and I am violently against, well maybe not violently because I believe in making love and not war. Anyway if your wife needs to know what a big long cock feels like, I’ll be glad to help you out and allow her to use me as a sex object. LOL

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Advice for “Cuck” want-a-be’s

Posted on May 2, 2015 by LarryArcher

This post was originally done some time back before WordPress decided to throw my other blog under the bus. I’ve been going back and pulling articles from my backup and re-posting those that I think are relative.

Recently there have been a number of posts regarding the practice of Cuckolding. Translated for the “straight” or “vanilla” reader, Cuckolding refers to the practice of letting your wife/girlfriend get her brains fucked out by another guy, with hopefully a big cock, and then telling you all about it or maybe letting you watch. Followed by some Sloppy Seconds on your part. That may not be an exact definition but it works for me.

The dictionary definition includes some other shit like your wife debasing you for having a little wiener, being a bad lay, or other (IMHO) destructive talk and I am violently against, well maybe not violently because I believe in making love and not war. Anyway if your wife needs to know what a big long cock feels like, I’ll be glad to help you out and allow her to use me as a sex object. LOL

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"My Wife Is A Porn Star" zooming up the charts

Posted on April 25, 2015 by

My latest eBook, “My Wife Is A Porn Star”, is really doing well and seems to be a hit. Who Hoo!

Cuckold My Wife Is A Porn Star 200x300On SmashWords, the story is #4 in Multiple Partner/Menage for books $2.99 or less and #68 for all erotica $2.99 or less. This is sweet especially when you consider this is #4 out of over 350,000 books on SmashWords!

It’s a 24,000 word erotic story about a guy who goes home and finds his wife out with the girls. Thinking this would be a good time to jerk off and watch some porn, he grabs a beer and starts watching a hot new video on the Internet about two girls in a gangbang.

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“My Wife Is A Porn Star” zooming up the charts

Posted on April 25, 2015 by LarryArcher

My latest eBook, “My Wife Is A Porn Star”, is really doing well and seems to be a hit. Who Hoo!

Cuckold My Wife Is A Porn Star 200x300On SmashWords, the story is #4 in Multiple Partner/Menage for books $2.99 or less and #68 for all erotica $2.99 or less. This is sweet especially when you consider this is #4 out of over 350,000 books on SmashWords!

It’s a 24,000 word erotic story about a guy who goes home and finds his wife out with the girls. Thinking this would be a good time to jerk off and watch some porn, he grabs a beer and starts watching a hot new video on the Internet about two girls in a gangbang.

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Why you need two little black books

Posted on April 20, 2015 by LarryArcher

One of the things you quickly discover when you start swinging is that you develop two sets of friends, the straight ones and the party ones. I know that you think you are smart enough to keep them separate but trust me, two identical little black books for two different kinds of people.

In the Lifestyle, you are always meeting people especially if you attend a lot of house parties. In many cases it’s evident that they are perverts from the names in the book. Swingers typically only refer to others by first names and so when you see Tom and Mary, instead of Tom and Mary Brown, you can be pretty sure that they party.

But after a while, it can get confusing and you don’t want to accidentally invite your next door neighbors to your wife’s first gangbang.

Speaking of neighbors, always try and keep your distance unless they are in the Lifestyle also. We have large New Year’s Eve Pajama Parties and a couple we became friends with lived down the street.

One New Year’s around 1 AM the doorbell rings and like an idiot I answer it.  Opening the door, I find my neighbors all dressed up and coming home from their party. Seeing all the cars, they decide to crash the party. Not knowing what to do, I invited them in.

Standing in the foyer with an orgy in the living room and half the people buck naked, it was an eye opener for two straight people. Putting this in perspective by imagining 50 couples at the party.

Wifey shows up to help me deal with them and she’s wearing Snoopy long johns, unbuttoned all the way down the front but at least the flap was buttoned up.

I think it became pretty evident why we never invited them to New Years and they quickly left except I got the distinct impression that his wife wanted to stay. After that it reinforced my decision to keep my neighbors out of our business.

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Neighbors With Benefits

Posted on April 8, 2015 by LarryArcher

I just watched the first episode of Neighbors With Benefits, a new reality show on A&E (link to episode 1) about a subdivision of swingers. Before you start praying for them, relax the show is cancelled.

They shot 5 episodes but apparently cancelled after the first episode, I’m sure from the religious nut jobs complaining. You can see all five episodes on the Internet at AEtv.com if you have one of their streaming services. I logged in with Dish and watched it.

In general the show was pretty true to life based upon our experiences in the Lifestyle. It’s censored so you will see fuzzy balls on naughty bits and people who didn’t sign a release. If you’ve thought about swinging, it looks pretty true to life. They offset the swingers with straights who were typically gag me with a spoon.

The episode one includes a “house party”, which is swinger talk for let’s get naked and screw. Actually that’s not exactly how it is but the actual sex happens upstairs. Downstairs it’s your pretty normal party except for the kissy face and girls on a pole.

All in all, I thought it was representative of the Lifestyle except they kept inviting people who didn’t want to party.

I want to watch all the episodes before they pull them off the Internet. If you like the show or dislike censorship in general, write A&E and complain.

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What Happened To The Dirty Pictures?

Posted on April 7, 2015 by LarryArcher

Sorry guys but I’m trying to stay off of WordPress’ radar screen and they banned my last blog for having dirty pictures. But there are still dirty pictures on my BlogSpot site in case you need to jerk off or stir the honey pot.

http://larryarcher.blogspot.com

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Inkscape – Cool Layout Program Available for Free!

Posted on March 22, 2015 by LarryArcher

Cuckold My Wife Is A Porn Star 200x300As an aspiring author of erotic romance and/or dirty smut stories, one of the most difficult things to do, beyond learning to type with one hand, is creating a cover for your latest masterpiece.

Like most starving artists, I hang out at the neighborhood park in my raincoat with a tin cup for donations. So when I found a program that does virtually everything my trusty CorelDraw does that is free, I was excited. Well not that excited but pretty excited.

I’ve just discovered an open source (i.e. Free) program called InkScape (Inkscape.org), which appears to be an excellent tool for creating covers. It looks like a clone of CorelDraw, which I’ve used for years as a layout program for creating covers, ads, etc.
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What's Up With My Blog?

Posted on March 21, 2015 by

For those of you who have followed me for a while, have probably noticed some screwy changes in my blog. This is a thumbnail of what’s been going on.

Originally I was on WordPress under LarryArcher.WordPress.com but they felt that I was too big of a pervert and banned me. So I moved to LarryArcher.BlogSpot.com but I’ve never been happy with that site. So I’ve moved back to WordPress under LarryArchersWorld.WordPress.com but will clean up my act somewhat to avoid further run ins with the censors.

From now on, no naked pictures, sorry about that! Pretty much the same type of posts, I’ll talk about my writing of erotic stories and our swinging adventures but you’ll have to be satisfied with that. I’m sure that you will be able to find plenty of porn to jerk off to.

I’m in the process of re-posting some of my old posts that were deleted when WordPress decided to ban me, so have patience.

Larry

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What’s Up With My Blog?

Posted on March 21, 2015 by LarryArcher

For those of you who have followed me for a while, have probably noticed some screwy changes in my blog. This is a thumbnail of what’s been going on.

Originally I was on WordPress under LarryArcher.WordPress.com but they felt that I was too big of a pervert and banned me. So I moved to LarryArcher.BlogSpot.com but I’ve never been happy with that site. So I’ve moved back to WordPress under LarryArchersWorld.WordPress.com but will clean up my act somewhat to avoid further run ins with the censors.

From now on, no naked pictures, sorry about that! Pretty much the same type of posts, I’ll talk about my writing of erotic stories and our swinging adventures but you’ll have to be satisfied with that. I’m sure that you will be able to find plenty of porn to jerk off to.

I’m in the process of re-posting some of my old posts that were deleted when WordPress decided to ban me, so have patience.

Larry

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