It’s a Crazy World Out There

I used to think that nothing would surprise me, but the world has proved me wrong time after time lately. First, some good news.

My good friend and fellow author of erotica, Lisabet Sari, puts on a Charity Sunday blog event to publicize a noteworthy charity, and this Sunday is no different. Irrespective of your skin color, Black Lives Matter has made an impact on all of us in this time of pandemic and protest.

This Sunday, Lisabet is promoting and will donate two dollars to everyone who visits her blog and posts a comment on the post. Click here to see her latest Charity Sunday post.

A reasonably common kink are cuckold & Hotwife couples. The husband or cuckold enjoys watching his wife, the Hotwife, having sex with her Bulls. Bulls are bigger and longer than the cuckold husband, who sits by the bedside jerking off while his Hotwife is stretched out by the Bull’s large cock.

Swingers call those who are not in the know and outside the circle, “straights.” A common joke among swingers is that straights are oblivious to what goes on around them. When we started swinging, one of the first couples we met were a cuckold – Hotwife couple.

They were an older couple and quickly became one of our closest friends. He is in his early fifties and his wife, mid-forties. When we first met, I had heard of guys who liked to watch, but I guess I never gave it much thought.

His Hotwife is a gorgeous creature, about 5’-7” with shoulder-length blonde curly hair, blue eyes, and a nice figure. She epitomizes the definition of a MILF (Mothers I’d Like to Fuck) and is very popular in our crowd of perverts.

Her husband, the “cuck,” is entirely above board about how he loves to watch his wife in bed with others. This has led to several humorous situations. At one of our annual PJ Parties, Foxy was checking the towel situation in the master bathroom.

Our bedroom is a large open room without a door to the bathroom. The wall next to the bathroom is a full-length mirror of sliding doors covering the closet. The dimly lit room with our favorite Hotwife in bed getting her lights drilled out.

As Foxy walked into the darkened bathroom, a hand reached out of the closet and grabbed her. She screamed at the top of her lungs, which brought most of the activities to a quick halt. The cuckold husband had situated himself in the closet with the sliding doors almost closed, just open enough to watch his Hotwife in action.

He loved to hide in the closet and peek out at his wife. I guess it reinforced the idea of catching his cheating slut of a wife with some guy’s big dick in her! “Only kidding!”

He just wanted to point out something his Hotwife was doing and didn’t realize a hand grabbing her from the closet would be a surprise! Later this became a big joke, and we all got a big laugh about it.

It wasn’t as if Foxy was scared with over one-hundred people in our house, including several police officers. It was the shock value similar to when an alien pops out of the stomach in the movies, which makes you throw your popcorn up in the air.

Now we find a famous religious figure who likes to watch the pool boy servicing his wife. I guess what goes around, comes around. For someone whose homophobia is well known, I think this is another example of people who live in glass houses, shouldn’t throw rocks.

COVID-19 has dealt most of us with life-changing alterations to our existence and forced changes that we neither wanted nor expected in our lives. As my mother always says, “Take a breath!” in her shrink voice.

Before you bash someone for thinking differently than you do, try to restrain yourself. We need to try and be more accepting and forgiving of others as we struggle through the pandemic.

Wear a mask and avoid crowds. I know this is difficult, especially for “A” types like my wife, but you need to play the long game here. Things are a lot less fun if you are dead!

I’m Larry Archer, and I write explicit HEA sex stories with a humorous bent that is positive and uplifting, yet will have you locking the bathroom door to take care of business. At least with an electronic reader, the pages don’t get stuck together.

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Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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5 Responses to It’s a Crazy World Out There

  1. lisabetsarai says:

    “Things are a lot less fun if you are dead!”
    Wise words, Larry!

    Thanks so much for sharing the info about my Charity Sunday post!

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  2. Mark K says:

    “It was the shock value similar to when an alien pops out of the stomach in the movies, which makes you throw your popcorn up in the air.”

    For me the better example is the top of the spiral staircase scene from the 1963 version of “The Haunting”, but I’m guessing that’s simply showing my age.

    BTW, if you haven’t seen that movie, and like good horror movies, I highly recommend it. It’s not a slasher bloodfest movie that seems to be what “modern” horror movies have become.

    It’s brilliance is that it doesn’t show you much of anything at all, with the exception of some bulging doors and loud heart beat sounds, but relies on your imagination to fill in the blanks.

    One’s imagination can be a whole lot scarier than any special effects.

    I’ve seen this movie countless times and it still scares the bejesus out of me every time I watch it.

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  3. LarryArcher says:

    I must admit that I’ve never seen The Haunting. I’m not a big fan of gore. Steve McQueen in the Blob is more my speed or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I love 50’s SiFi movies. Of course, Rocky Horror Picture Show is my all-time favorite. I can even do the Time Warp! “It’s just a jump to the left!” Every time Janet Weiss shows up we all scream, “Slut!”


  4. Mark K says:

    I guess I wasn’t clear.

    It has no gore.

    The whole movie is essentially a psychological drama where the tension keeps building and building to the scene involving the spiral staircase I mentioned.

    It’s much more in line with Hitchcock’s Rear Window than any teen slasher movie.

    Modern “horror” movies are more “shock” movies. The Haunting, slowly works it’s way into your conscious/subconscious until the hairs at the back of your head start to stand up.

    If you get a chance to see it, I strongly recommend it.


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