As a pilot, when you land, it’s common to say, “Cheated death, once again!” With another New Year’s Eve PJ party behind us, it’s the same kind of feeling. You would think a swinger’s party in Las Vegas would be crazy and over the top. While in some respects, it is, but so far, they haven’t been as wild as the ones we had in the mid-west before moving to Sin City.
A couple of books ago, Lisabet Sarai and I co-authored, “Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party,” which was loosely based upon one of our New Year’s Eve PJ parties back home. As it happened, one of our fears came true when a neighbor couple came home from their boring party and decided to crash ours.
You can imagine their surprise to walk in on over one-hundred people naked or minimally dressed at best, who were all trying to emulate positions out of the Kama Sutra. Needless to say, they looked at us differently after that. The wife was more friendly, but her husband not so much so.
Our parties here are smaller as the crowd we run with hasn’t grown like it did back home. Once you get off of the Strip, what you’ll find is that a big percentage of the people are fairly conservative, which is not conducive to throwing your house keys in a bowl.
We’ve met a lot of people at strip clubs but the ones in Las Vegas are a lot different than the ones in the mid-west. I guess here, the owners know that a tourist is only here for a couple of days, and they work customers hard to fleece them as much as they can.
Back home, clubs were more low key and less expensive. Our favorite club had couples night on Saturdays and that was always good pickings to pick up couples, especially newbies. It was always funny that girls would get up and dance topless on the dance floor, which seemed to attract more attention than a bunch of 18-year-old strippers with tight bodies. I guess there is just something about a housewife stripping off that’s more exciting, especially when she’s making out with another housewife!
We have a good group that we run with here in Vegas but it doesn’t hold a candle to back in the mid-west.
As tomorrow is a workday, virtually everyone has left except for a couple of close couples, who are helping to put the house back in order. We move most of the furniture out in the garage so people have to stand, which makes them mingle more. Also, I take most of our artwork down that is low enough to possibly get knocked off the wall or damaged.
Removing the artwork allows me to put up my nudes of Wifey as I don’t have to worry about any straights seeing them. I usually keep tasteful naked pictures of Foxy in the bedroom but it’s nice to be able to display them in the family room. With my big flat screen, I can simply plug in a jump drive and have a continuous slide show running.
Since most swingers drink very little or not at all, there is seldom any problems with the partyers. We’ve only had one instance where a couple we’d never met came and he got drunk and belligerent. I don’t think he realized that there were a number of cops in attendance to escort him out the door. That incident reinforced my rule of never inviting anyone we didn’t personally know.
Hopefully, you had a great Christmas and New Year to kick off the start of a new decade. Be kind to your fellow man or person if you’re PC, and let’s make 2020 a year to remember.
Foxy and I wish you the very best and if you ever get bored, grab a dirty story from me! https://LarryArcher.blog/stories