As a pilot, when you land, it’s common to say, “Cheated death, once again!” With another New Year’s Eve PJ party behind us, it’s the same kind of feeling. You would think a swinger’s party in Las Vegas would be crazy and over the top. While in some respects, it is, but so far, they haven’t been as wild as the ones we had in the mid-west before moving to Sin City.
A couple of books ago, Lisabet Sarai and I co-authored, “Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party,” which was loosely based upon one of our New Year’s Eve PJ parties back home. As it happened, one of our fears came true when a neighbor couple came home from their boring party and decided to crash ours.
You can imagine their surprise to walk in on over one-hundred people naked or minimally dressed at best, who were all trying to emulate positions out of the Kama Sutra. Needless to say, they looked at us differently after that. The wife was more friendly, but her husband not so much so.
Our parties here are smaller as the crowd we run with hasn’t grown like it did back home. Once you get off of the Strip, what you’ll find is that a big percentage of the people are fairly conservative, which is not conducive to throwing your house keys in a bowl.
We’ve met a lot of people at strip clubs but the ones in Las Vegas are a lot different than the ones in the mid-west. I guess here, the owners know that a tourist is only here for a couple of days, and they work customers hard to fleece them as much as they can.
Back home, clubs were more low key and less expensive. Our favorite club had couples night on Saturdays and that was always good pickings to pick up couples, especially newbies. It was always funny that girls would get up and dance topless on the dance floor, which seemed to attract more attention than a bunch of 18-year-old strippers with tight bodies. I guess there is just something about a housewife stripping off that’s more exciting, especially when she’s making out with another housewife!
We have a good group that we run with here in Vegas but it doesn’t hold a candle to back in the mid-west.
As tomorrow is a workday, virtually everyone has left except for a couple of close couples, who are helping to put the house back in order. We move most of the furniture out in the garage so people have to stand, which makes them mingle more. Also, I take most of our artwork down that is low enough to possibly get knocked off the wall or damaged.
Removing the artwork allows me to put up my nudes of Wifey as I don’t have to worry about any straights seeing them. I usually keep tasteful naked pictures of Foxy in the bedroom but it’s nice to be able to display them in the family room. With my big flat screen, I can simply plug in a jump drive and have a continuous slide show running.
Since most swingers drink very little or not at all, there is seldom any problems with the partyers. We’ve only had one instance where a couple we’d never met came and he got drunk and belligerent. I don’t think he realized that there were a number of cops in attendance to escort him out the door. That incident reinforced my rule of never inviting anyone we didn’t personally know.
Hopefully, you had a great Christmas and New Year to kick off the start of a new decade. Be kind to your fellow man or person if you’re PC, and let’s make 2020 a year to remember.
Foxy and I wish you the very best and if you ever get bored, grab a dirty story from me! https://LarryArcher.blog/stories
So, any interesting vignettes from this party, to spur your fertile imagination?
Happy New Year!
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“any interesting vignettes from this party?” – Well, funny you should ask that. This year we had a paramedic who strips part-time and did a really good act for the ladies. Followed by a dancer we know who is one of Foxy’s girlfriends. She entertained us by showing how she could blow out matches with her coochie. The hard part was to find a match, I finally had to open our earthquake supplies to get matches!
The funniest thing was a new couple we met a month or so ago at a swinger’s function. We were sitting near the entrance when we saw them looking in the door. Both were fricking hot and when they turned and walked away, we chased them down and invited them to get a drink. At the bar, we talked for a few minutes and found that he owns a well-known place on the strip. They were interested but got cold feet. We exchanged numbers and they ended up coming to our party.
At the party, he started to freak out when he saw another couple that he knew. I told him that the other couple is just as they are and don’t like to see someone they know from the straight world. But Foxy worked it out by seducing his wife and we spent the next couple of hours in the bedroom, which solved all the problems. We’re supposed to go hot tubbing with them in a week, so I guess it all worked out.
We’ve tried to not make friends with our neighbors to avoid problems with them and the only friend we have is the stripper who lives next door and works at a high-end gentleman’s club. The only dancer I know who doesn’t stick all her money up her nose. She owns several houses and just gave her boyfriend a new Acura. She’s a little bitty Asian girl with giant hooters and drives a Yukon Denali. I can’t figure out how she gets in it.
This New Year’s was pretty tame as a lot of people had to go to work the next day. When New Year’s falls on Friday, the party usually lasts for three days!
I hope you had a fun New Year’s.
Love XOXO F&L
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“She’s a little bitty Asian girl with giant hooters and drives a Yukon Denali. I can’t figure out how she gets in it.”
Maybe she’s got a stripper pole in her garage. 😉
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I never thought about that! LOL It’s funny but when we moved out here, I moved several months before my wife as our house was finished ahead of schedule and the builder forced us to take possession. This was back when they were building like crazy.
Anyway, Wifey shows up and calls me to tell me that she met our next-door neighbor. She asked, “Do you know what she does?” I said, “I have no idea as we generally talk about our dogs when we run into each other at the mailbox. Wife says, “She’s a stripper!” I say, “No shit, I didn’t know that. My wife replies, “Didn’t you see the tits on her?” I replied, “Yeah but I guess it never dawned on me, what her job was?”
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Just tried to enter a comment, it didn’t work.
So I guess I’ll make it short (I’m tired).
May all your wishes come true in this new year.
I hope mine will too. Mostly a divorce, a house, and someone to hold my hand as I go through the year.
To our dreams!!
Happy new year Foxy and Larry!
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Good to hear from you Dawn and I hope things are good for you also.
Happy New Year to you and yours,