What Happened To The Dirty Pictures?

Posted on April 7, 2015 by LarryArcher

Sorry guys but I’m trying to stay off of WordPress’ radar screen and they banned my last blog for having dirty pictures. But there are still dirty pictures on my BlogSpot site in case you need to jerk off or stir the honey pot.

http://larryarcher.blogspot.com

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Inkscape – Cool Layout Program Available for Free!

Posted on March 22, 2015 by LarryArcher

Cuckold My Wife Is A Porn Star 200x300As an aspiring author of erotic romance and/or dirty smut stories, one of the most difficult things to do, beyond learning to type with one hand, is creating a cover for your latest masterpiece.

Like most starving artists, I hang out at the neighborhood park in my raincoat with a tin cup for donations. So when I found a program that does virtually everything my trusty CorelDraw does that is free, I was excited. Well not that excited but pretty excited.

I’ve just discovered an open source (i.e. Free) program called InkScape (Inkscape.org), which appears to be an excellent tool for creating covers. It looks like a clone of CorelDraw, which I’ve used for years as a layout program for creating covers, ads, etc.
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What's Up With My Blog?

Posted on March 21, 2015 by

For those of you who have followed me for a while, have probably noticed some screwy changes in my blog. This is a thumbnail of what’s been going on.

Originally I was on WordPress under LarryArcher.WordPress.com but they felt that I was too big of a pervert and banned me. So I moved to LarryArcher.BlogSpot.com but I’ve never been happy with that site. So I’ve moved back to WordPress under LarryArchersWorld.WordPress.com but will clean up my act somewhat to avoid further run ins with the censors.

From now on, no naked pictures, sorry about that! Pretty much the same type of posts, I’ll talk about my writing of erotic stories and our swinging adventures but you’ll have to be satisfied with that. I’m sure that you will be able to find plenty of porn to jerk off to.

I’m in the process of re-posting some of my old posts that were deleted when WordPress decided to ban me, so have patience.

Larry

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What’s Up With My Blog?

Posted on March 21, 2015 by LarryArcher

For those of you who have followed me for a while, have probably noticed some screwy changes in my blog. This is a thumbnail of what’s been going on.

Originally I was on WordPress under LarryArcher.WordPress.com but they felt that I was too big of a pervert and banned me. So I moved to LarryArcher.BlogSpot.com but I’ve never been happy with that site. So I’ve moved back to WordPress under LarryArchersWorld.WordPress.com but will clean up my act somewhat to avoid further run ins with the censors.

From now on, no naked pictures, sorry about that! Pretty much the same type of posts, I’ll talk about my writing of erotic stories and our swinging adventures but you’ll have to be satisfied with that. I’m sure that you will be able to find plenty of porn to jerk off to.

I’m in the process of re-posting some of my old posts that were deleted when WordPress decided to ban me, so have patience.

Larry

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Welcome to Larry Archer’s World for Adults Only

Posted on March 20, 2015 by LarryArcher

High HeelsLarry Archer’s the name, and smut’s my game. I’m a teller of tall tales, primarily erotic in nature. In plain English, I write porn or smut stories for those times you feel like reading with one hand.

Click This Link for
Larry Archer’s Erotic Romance Stories

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Larry Archer’s Erotica Available at:
Kinky Literature
Amazon
SmashWords
Apple iBooks
Kobo
Barnes and Noble
Scribd

Check me out on:
MeWe – Uncensored Content
Mastodon’s Erotic Author’s Page
Mastodon’s Author’s Page

They are perfect for those times alone with your tablet, phone, or laptop and a box of Kleenex. I also blog on the world of swingers in case you’re interested. My Smut is great when the only strange stuff you’re getting is your left hand. Or it’s been so long since you’ve had sex that you can’t remember who gets tied up!

For information on my erotic stories, Click Here.

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My Wife Is A Porn Star – Now Available

Posted on March 20, 2015 by LarryArcher

Cuckold My Wife Is A Porn Star 200x300Cuckolding: My Wife Is A Porn Star (24,000 Words) is a kinky story about a guy, who comes home to an empty house as his wife is out partying with the girls. Figuring that this would be a good time to watch some porn on his computer, he grabs a beer and picks out a new video to watch that looks pretty hot. As he’s sitting there, playing with himself, while watching these two girls take care of everyone on the set. In the last scene he finally gets a good look at the girls and realizes that he’s just jerked off to his wife and his best friend’s wife making a pornographic movie.

His revulsion quickly turns to excitement as he realizes that they’ve been doing this for a while. Follow Ralph as he and his best friend track down the studio and get to watch their wives make another movie, while they watch from a hidden room. Read on for Special Limited Time Free Offer, Just For My Loyal Fans! Continue reading →

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Why Do "Nice Girls Dress Like Sluts at Halloween?

Posted on February 1, 2015 by

The eternal question, Why Do “Nice” Girls Dress Like Sluts at Halloween? And once again I pondered this interesting question on Halloween.

Do all “nice” girls have a secret slut side that they let loose one time a year? Even now with teen and pre-teen “tween” girls we see this in the costumes they wear. Dominatrix, Catholic school girl, Elvira (one of my favorites), pirate winch, belly dancer, Miley Cyrus, or just plain slut. Browse to any costume shop and most of the girl’s costumes are primarily skin with a little fabric thrown in, no matter what the age group.

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Why Do “Nice Girls Dress Like Sluts at Halloween?

Posted on February 1, 2015 by LarryArcher

The eternal question, Why Do “Nice” Girls Dress Like Sluts at Halloween? And once again I pondered this interesting question on Halloween.

Do all “nice” girls have a secret slut side that they let loose one time a year? Even now with teen and pre-teen “tween” girls we see this in the costumes they wear. Dominatrix, Catholic school girl, Elvira (one of my favorites), pirate winch, belly dancer, Miley Cyrus, or just plain slut. Browse to any costume shop and most of the girl’s costumes are primarily skin with a little fabric thrown in, no matter what the age group.

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Swing Tips #5 How To Have A Good Time, Hints From Larry

Posted on February 1, 2015 by LarryArcher

I recently responded to another poster regarding some issues and questions she was experiencing in the party scene (swinging) and after creating the blog response, I thought this might be something other newbies to the Lifestyle might be interested in. Below are several things for you to think about if you’re sticking your toe into the pond of alternate lifestyles, swinging, wife swapping, orgies, gang bangs, facial parties, or pulling a train. Please excuse the fact that I often take a somewhat humorous slant on life, so forgive any of my inappropriate, insensitive, or stupid comments. Continue reading →

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