Larry Archer’s Erotica on KinkyLiterature Today!

Coffee, Tea, or ME?

My good friends at Kinky Literature are featuring one of my erotic stories, Coffee, Tea, or Me?, today at KinkyLiterature.com. It’s based on an actual event that happened after my wife won a poker tournament in Las Vegas. Naturally, the names have been changed to protect the guilty!

How better to celebrate than with a newly divorced server from the high rollers private club?

Following is a brief public service commercial for KinkyLiterature.com

As an author of self-published erotica, advertising my wares is always difficult. I don’t have the staff or budget of a full-fledged publishing house and have to rely on other means to get the word out.

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Is AI Ripping You Off?

Today, I realized I’ve been deceived. And no, it wasn’t about Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. Those soul-wrenching tragedies occurred a long time ago. My parents lied to me, and it has scared me for life.

I just found out that a number of my smut stories were used to train the AI engines. If you ever got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water and found your new smart refrigerator moaning with a puddle spreading on the floor, it may be jerking off to my porn stories.

According to an article in The Atlantic, you can search to find out if your stories were used to teach AI masturbatory techniques. From their website:

The Atlantic published a searchable database of over 7.5 million books and 81 million research papers. This data set, called Library Genesis or ‘LibGen’ for short, is full of pirated material, and all of it has been used to develop AI systems by tech giant Meta.

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Cheating Glory Hole Wives

Cheating Glory Hole Wives

Cheating Glory Hole Wives is featured today on KinkyLiterature. Glory holes are typically found in adult theaters or video stores. They are small rooms with holes cut in the side walls. Guys go in and stick their dick through the hole, and the person on the other side sucks them off.

It’s the most anonymous sex you can have, as you don’t know anything about the other person beyond what their cock or mouth feels like. A fair percentage of larger cities offer glory hole services.

Ensconced in his basement man cave so he can watch non-stop football, Ralph becomes suspicious that his wife is entertaining herself with a completely different sport. One where she spends most of her time on her knees! Worse, she has sucked his best friend’s wife in on her dirty little game, and both wives start disappearing at night dressed in outfits that would be more appropriate for streetwalkers than sweet-loving housewives.

Ralph can’t decide whether to throw his wife out of the house or unzip his pants and watch. So he follows her and her girlfriend to the local adult theater to see what she’s up to.

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How to Self-Publish Your Story

I keep reading blog posts about new authors crying about not being able to afford to publish their next Gone With the Wind story. For Millennials, it’s a famous story about love during the Civil War, but that’s beside the point.

Initially, there was the traditional method where the author types up his/her story and submits the manuscript to the various publishing houses and then spends his/her time collecting rejection slips. An unknown author has little chance on getting their book published until all of the James Pattersons have died.

Next, are the ads on television for people who promise to publish your book. Then after draining your bank account, you end up with a thousand copies of your book mildewing in the garage. Don’t fall for this scam!

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You Get a Twofer Today

Who doesn’t love a twofer? It’s like the first time my wife called to say she was bringing a girlfriend home to party with us, just probably not quite as exciting but less messy.

My good friend and fellow smut author, Lisabet Sarai, is releasing The Slut Does Vegas. The sixth story in the Vegas Babes Series of girls gone wild in Lost Wages or Sin City as we call it. In my humble opinion, the Vegas Babes Series is Lisabet Sarai at her best. Vegas Babes often includes some of the perverted characters from my Foxy and Larry series of books and is guaranteed to make your spouse pound on the locked bathroom door yelling, “What are you doing in there? What’s all that moaning? Are you spanking the monkey again!”

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25% Off My Smut @ SmashWords

SmashWords annual March sale starts today and goes to March 8th, 2025 (3/2/25 – 3/8/25) for all Larry Archer’s erotic stories you buy through SmashWords.com.

If you go through Kinky Literature, you’ll pay the same price and promote the best seller of erotic literature around. If you’re tired of the little blue-haired lady at the corner dodega spraying you with Lysol as she hands you the smut in a plain envelope, then buy from perverts as sick as you are. Don’t forget to lock the bathroom door and try to keep the pages from getting stuck together.

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Driving the Stripper Mobile

Driving the Stripper Mobile (53,000 words) is about Don, an ordinary guy down on his luck. While he was down, Lady Luck even gave him a couple of hard shots to the stomach.

Dumped by his wife and fired from his job, Don is befriended by a stripper and the club owner, who feel sorry for him. The strip club builds a truck with a clear plastic box on the back, complete with a stripper pole.

The plan is for the Stripper Mobile to drive up and down Las Vegas Boulevard, while girls dance in the plastic box. Hopefully, people will be attracted by the beautiful girls dancing and visiting the club. The club owner decides to give Don a shot and hires him to drive the Stripper Mobile.

Don ends up with one of the strippers as his girlfriend and is thrown into a world of swingers, group sex, erotic dancers, cuckolding, lesbian, and perverted sexual acts that he had only previously dreamed of. This long novella involves graphic sexual scenes and is told in a well-developed storyline as only Larry Archer can weave it.

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For a Good Cause

This morning, I’m reposting a Charity Sunday blog post from my good friend and fellow author of erotic stories, Lisabet Sarai. As President Musk takes a meat axe to the Federal Government, it appears likely that most charitable organizations will suffer as his group of teenagers treat the budget like a video game.

Enjoy!

https://lisabetsarai.blogspot.com/2025/02/charity-sunday-for-joys-we-take-for.html?zx=4dbbb719e211469b

Welcome to this month’s Charity Sunday. As you probably know by now, I devote the last Sunday of each month to showcasing some worthy cause. Then I commit to making a donation to that cause for each comment I receive.

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Is AI Coming For My Job As a Smut Writer?

For a few months now, I’ve been toying with the idea of using AI to generate erotic stories for my adoring fans. That way, with AI generating my smut stories and the publisher sending my checks directly to the bank, then I can buy a place in the Bahamas with a native girl or two to fan me and wipe my fevered brow. Screw you, DJT, and the horse you rode in on for stopping the government from paying for my sex change operation!

Back in the real world, I’ve found that AI is helpful after waving my credit card around, but there is no panacea to help me push back from the keyboard. The fundamental problem that I face is training AI to replace me. As authors, most of us have a “style” with which we write. By that, I mean reading an author’s work, you can often recognize the writer’s name simply by the typical writing style of the story.

Like many other erotica writers, I do it because we enjoy writing dirty stories, not to get rich. Smut stories have moved out from under the counter at the local 7-11 to Amazon, Apple, SmashWords (D2D), and others to become mainstream literature. Gone are the days of error-filled hand-typed sheets spotted with unknown substances to slick publications that look like Playboy; smut has evolved. Kicking and screaming, erotic authors have been dragged into the world where proper word use is required.

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Hotwife Story from Larry Archer

A Hotwife is Born was my second cuckold – Hotwife story, which has been a popular seller. This graphic novella, at 47,000 words, is a decently long read about a 40-year-old housewife seduced by her next-door neighbor and turned out as a Hotwife with her cuckold husband.

Tina is happily married except for the small fact that her husband is too little to take care of her needs. Her husband gets a big promotion, which enables them to buy a new house where Tina meets her sexpot neighbor, Gretchen.

Gretchen sees potential in Tina and introduces her to the sexy world of clubbing, where she and Gretchen are on the outlook for young and virile studs to party with.

Tina becomes caught up in a world of non-stop sex as she samples everything she finds, including the girls.

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