A Rough Night In The Rearview Mirror

Posted on October 7, 2023 by LarryArcher

Last night seemed like the old days when it was party till you drop. I guess I’m getting old when dancing on a table with a lampshade on my head is not as much fun as it used to be. Well, that’s a little bit of an exaggeration. You can never find a good lampshade when you need one.

The crowd we run with in Sin City has been pretty quiet over the last couple of years, with COVID putting a dampener on a lot of things. Things have been getting better, but the scourge of COVID still seems to hang around. But, while it hasn’t entirely gone away, the fingers around your neck seem looser. Last night, I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, and luckily, it wasn’t an oncoming train.

Check out my latest book, The Shrink, an 80,000-word erotic romance novel available in electronic, paperback, or audiobook formats. Click here for more on KinkyLiterature.com, or click the Books2Read link for all the publishing outlets. For all my erotica, go to my author’s page at Books2Read.com/LarryArcher.

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Hot Girls Wanted

Posted on October 6, 2023 by LarryArcher

Fall appears to have arrived in Las Vegas finally. For the first time this year, the air is cool in the morning, which tells you that fall is right around the corner. We don’t look for the leaves to turn, as palm trees don’t have leaves.

After suffering through four months of hot weather, we can breathe easily for the next six months or so. The tradeoff for a hot summer is no tornados, no hurricanes, and few weather problems except for the heat.

I have a media server on which I put movies and TV shows I might watch one day. Browsing through the files, I came across “Hot Girls Wanted” and was instantly in love. Who couldn’t resist a show about hot girls? As it turned out, this was a documentary about young girls who get sucked into the amateur porn business. And it wasn’t a pretty sight.

First of all, the show was meant for mainstream viewing, and so the dirty parts were all blurred out, darn. No matter how much of a pervert you are, you have to feel sorry for this group of minimally educated, low-income high school graduates going to Florida in response to online ads for fame and fortune.

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The Shrink by Larry Archer – Available Now

Posted on October 1, 2023 by LarryArcher
The Shrink by Larry Archer

The Shrink, my latest smut story, is now available in paperback form. This 240-page novel joins the ranks of the other versions to tickle your fancy. No matter how you like your porn, Larry’s got you covered. Electronic, paperback, or audiobook. With the audiobook version, you’ll have both hands free! Just remember to lock the door.

The audiobook version is over seven hours of Madison whispering in your ear as she describes the perverted actions of Foxy and Larry’s cast of characters as they discover how many positions you can have on the couch.

Full disclosure: The Shrink is currently in what is called the publishing phase. This means that Amazon is doing all the steps required to push it out the door, and if you get a not available message, please wait and try later. The link shows up but you can’t place an order. Hopefully, later tonight, you’ll be able to order a copy. The link for the paperback version is: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CK3NH5G5

The Shrink is available in electronic, audiobook, and (hopefully soon) paperback.

For other versions, check out the Books2Read link by clicking here.

I’m also working on publishing audiobook versions of my erotica and links are available on my Books2Read links.

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Audio Erotica by Larry Archer

Posted on September 29, 2023 by LarryArcher
Audio Erotica by Larry Archer

Whispering Dirty Stories In Your Ear

Larry Archer is expanding into audiobooks for your listening pleasure. Now, you don’t have to listen to Fox News while driving to work or the incessant babbling from your cubemates about their miserable love life. Wouldn’t it be more fun to listen to a sexy woman moaning sweet nothings into your ear while you have your hand between your legs? You know you got dark-tinted windows for a reason!

Just as Larry Archer moved his erotic stories into paperback form, he’s branching out into audiobooks to allow erotic stories to fill your head with nasty fantasies from your earbuds or speakers. You can even copy the stories to a jump drive and plug them into your car’s audio system or any other type of music player.

Listening to porn allows you to have both hands free to do whatever your little heart desires. Remember, Self-Driving Mode still requires that you keep attention to the road while you are abusing yourself.

Larry Archer’s audio erotica is published on Google Play Books, and the current links are listed below, along with the playing time. My stories are close to eight hours, which should allow you to take care of business several times, hopefully.

There are currently only eight audiobooks, but I’ll be adding more in the next few days. All my stories will be available for your listening pleasure. Samples are available on each story to whet your appetite.

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The Shrink by Larry Archer – Available Now

Posted on September 24, 2023 by LarryArcher

This weekend has become my perfect storm. I’m in the process of publishing The Shrink and generating the myriad of files necessary for the electronic (ePub), paperback, and audio versions. At the same time, I’ve realized that I’ve been neglecting Google Play Books and Books2Read. They have been in the corner, quietly sobbing in despair while I’ve been busy chasing skirts and abusing myself.

The Shrink, an 80,000-word non-stop fucking and sucking story, is finally complete and somewhat out the door. The electronic versions get kicked out of the nest first, with Amazon Kindle, SmashWords, and Google Play Books versions submitted and approved. Using Books2Read, I’ve created a common link to all the versions and formats of the story, including the paperback and audio versions. See this link; fingers crossed.

The Books2Read page for The Shrink is only partially populated, as I need to add in the paperback and audiobook versions. As usual, I’m trying to do four things at the same time, plus having to cook for myself as Foxy is out of town visiting her cousin. Who am I kidding? I married Foxy for her looks and those long legs, not her domestic skills. The only thing she knows what to do with a frying pan is hit me upside the head with it.

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Walk on the Wild Side

Posted on September 9, 2023 by LarryArcher

Walk on the Wild Side is a 58,000-word explicit HEA erotic novel from Larry Archer, about two co-workers who become interested in spicing their boring love life up with swinging. The twentieth story in the Foxy and Larry swinger series continues the uncensored look into our favorite swinger couple’s freewheeling life and antics.

Walk on the Wild Side is featured today at Kinky Literature.com, the favorite spot for readers to buy their erotic literature from the hottest authors, including yours truly. Available in both electronic and paperback formats suitable for cell phones, tablets, iPads, laptops, PCs, as well as your left hand. Most of Larry Archer’s erotic stories are available in paperback, so you have something to do with your other hand.

Like all of Larry’s stories, Walk on the Wild Side is chock full of non-stop explicit sexual scenes featuring hot and horny girls getting laid. Larry knows that when you buy an erotic story, you want dirty, nasty sluts on their knees taking care of business and not have to wade through pages of drivel to get to the good stuff.

With Larry Archer’s erotica, the good stuff is on every page. Well, except for the title page and the copyright notice, but cut me some slack; I’m working on that also.

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House Party, the series by Larry Archer

Posted on September 1, 2023 by LarryArcher
House Party

The four-book House Party series is one of my more popular swinger stories available in both electronic and paperback form.

House Party 1

House Party 2

House Party 3

House Party 4

In the House Party Series, Foxy and Larry meet and party with a couple from Los Angeles. Foxy decides to run off with the guy, who abandons his wife with Larry. After they return to L.A., Foxy discovers that he owns a movie production studio that makes pornographic movies.

As an exhibitionist, Foxy becomes enthralled with the idea of staring in smut movies and starts working with Max, the director, in her first dirty movie. Back home, Larry worries that his wife has finally lost all her marbles but is determined to let her run loose on a relatively long chain.

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Writing Erotic Stories is not for the Weak!

Posted on August 27, 2023 by LarryArcher

The Shrink, my latest erotic novel, is approaching 80,000 words and is being finished for the second time. I think I was at 60,000 words the last time I typed “The End,” but ended up soldiering on. I’ve got two chapters to finish before calling it quits, and I’m fixing to sprint to the finish line. Next weekend is Labor Day (actually, Monday is), and that will be appropriate for finishing it up.

My goal is to publish an electronic eBook and a paperback at the same time. Assuming QuarkXPress doesn’t fail me, I should be able to do that. What I’ve been working on is developing the methodology to publish my smut stories. Writing is only one hurdle to leap over when you kick your masterpiece out the door. The mechanics of generating the final package to publish is reasonably simple yet time-consuming. Automating the process makes the whole process a lot easier and less error prone.

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The Watchers for all you voyeurs

Posted on August 16, 2023 by LarryArcher

The Watchers (36,000 words) is a tale about Gene, an insurance adjuster, who is having a mid-life crisis after 20 years of marriage. Imagine that you’ve just finished a mind-numbing seminar and are sitting in a hotel bar having a drink when you pick up on the conversation two guys next to you are having about a Sex Show.

You hear the words “Sex Show,” and your ears perk up. As you listen, you discover that for one-hundred dollars, you can watch people having sex right in front of your eyes. For someone who looks at wrecked cars and damaged houses for a living, a sex show sounds irresistible.

The sex show turns out to be everything Gene could hope for and much more. At the end of the show, he discovers that one of the actresses is his sweet innocent wife of twenty years.

At first appalled, disgusted, and sick at his stomach at what he’s seen, yet he can’t seem to keep from looking at the pictures and movies one of the girls sends him. Discover how Gene attempts to deal with the fact that his wife is not who she seems and how is he going to handle this revelation?

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Another Hot One in Sin City

Posted on July 30, 2023 by LarryArcher

Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, but in Sin City, there is no rest for the wicked. Las Vegas Boulevard, a.k.a. The Strip, is an excellent place for people-watching on a Saturday night when we don’t have a house party to go to.

Wifey had a poker tournament on the Strip last night, and I met up with her after she cashed out. Her Diamond status gets us into the private Diamond lounge for free drinks and booze. Most MGM properties have a private club for high rollers to escape the riff-raff. But the pickings were slim last night, and we couldn’t find another couple to hit on.

On poker nights, Foxy is always deliciously dressed with serious boobage to keep the other player’s minds off their card games. At six foot and barely in compliance with local obscenity ordinances, my wife is easy on the eyes.

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