Writing Erotic Stories is not for the Weak!

Posted on August 27, 2023 by LarryArcher

The Shrink, my latest erotic novel, is approaching 80,000 words and is being finished for the second time. I think I was at 60,000 words the last time I typed “The End,” but ended up soldiering on. I’ve got two chapters to finish before calling it quits, and I’m fixing to sprint to the finish line. Next weekend is Labor Day (actually, Monday is), and that will be appropriate for finishing it up.

My goal is to publish an electronic eBook and a paperback at the same time. Assuming QuarkXPress doesn’t fail me, I should be able to do that. What I’ve been working on is developing the methodology to publish my smut stories. Writing is only one hurdle to leap over when you kick your masterpiece out the door. The mechanics of generating the final package to publish is reasonably simple yet time-consuming. Automating the process makes the whole process a lot easier and less error prone.

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The Watchers for all you voyeurs

Posted on August 16, 2023 by LarryArcher

The Watchers (36,000 words) is a tale about Gene, an insurance adjuster, who is having a mid-life crisis after 20 years of marriage. Imagine that you’ve just finished a mind-numbing seminar and are sitting in a hotel bar having a drink when you pick up on the conversation two guys next to you are having about a Sex Show.

You hear the words “Sex Show,” and your ears perk up. As you listen, you discover that for one-hundred dollars, you can watch people having sex right in front of your eyes. For someone who looks at wrecked cars and damaged houses for a living, a sex show sounds irresistible.

The sex show turns out to be everything Gene could hope for and much more. At the end of the show, he discovers that one of the actresses is his sweet innocent wife of twenty years.

At first appalled, disgusted, and sick at his stomach at what he’s seen, yet he can’t seem to keep from looking at the pictures and movies one of the girls sends him. Discover how Gene attempts to deal with the fact that his wife is not who she seems and how is he going to handle this revelation?

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Another Hot One in Sin City

Posted on July 30, 2023 by LarryArcher

Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, but in Sin City, there is no rest for the wicked. Las Vegas Boulevard, a.k.a. The Strip, is an excellent place for people-watching on a Saturday night when we don’t have a house party to go to.

Wifey had a poker tournament on the Strip last night, and I met up with her after she cashed out. Her Diamond status gets us into the private Diamond lounge for free drinks and booze. Most MGM properties have a private club for high rollers to escape the riff-raff. But the pickings were slim last night, and we couldn’t find another couple to hit on.

On poker nights, Foxy is always deliciously dressed with serious boobage to keep the other player’s minds off their card games. At six foot and barely in compliance with local obscenity ordinances, my wife is easy on the eyes.

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Cuckold – Hotwife Box Set #1

Posted on July 23, 2023 by LarryArcher

Cuckold Hotwife Box Set #1 weighs in at 340 pages in paperback and is also available in electronic format for your reading pleasure. Kinky Literature is featuring it today on their site.

The box set includes “A Night At The Bar,” “A Hotwife Is Born,” and “My Wife Is A Porn Star.” These are all cuckold Hotwife movies where the guys get to watch their cheating wives in action. I used the cover from My Wife is a Porn Star for the book’s cover. I love that image, and it’s always been one of my favorites.

My Hotwife stories are never acrimonious as our definition of a Hotwife doesn’t involve the humiliation of the guy. Instead, we like to watch our wives get their brains fucked out by their big Bulls. The nice thing about being in the Lifestyle is you can do stuff like this, and everything is good.

Probably 75% of my covers remind me of my wife, Foxy, one of the hottest things around. Pushing six feet of nothing but leg, she’s arm candy that can’t be beaten. While she can’t cook, I’m good as long as there are restaurants. As a Texan, I love girls with big hair, and my wife looks like an 80s porn star with her bushy head of curls. She used to fight it and try to straighten it, but it was always a pain to deal with. So finally, I told her to let it go natural, and she could pretty much just hit it with a hairdryer lightly.

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The Shrink Goes Back to the Couch

Posted on July 16, 2023 by LarryArcher

I lost an argument with myself and am going back to the drawing board on The Shrink. Well, not entirely back to the drawing board as I can’t find my crayons, and most of The Shrink is already completed.

The Shrink is at 65,000 words, and I need to add at least one more chapter and possibly two. I’ve decided it didn’t seem to end as I’d like and need to add more. Typically, smut stories are short, and many are under 20K words, but I’ve struggled to write short stories. I think the shortest one I’ve done is about 13K and was basically a fuck and suck story, as we say in the Lifestyle. Most of my stories are in the 50-80K range, which is a typical paperback size. House Party became a four-book series and ended up around 250,000 words.

At the bottom of this post is an x-rated excerpt from my upcoming book, The Shrink. Follow my blog for updates on when the story will be available. The Shrink will be available in both electronic and paperback formats.

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Getting Lucky

Posted on July 8, 2023 by LarryArcher
Wife calling at the wrong time.

First, let me apologize for the Test post sent out yesterday. I discovered a problem with publishing to my WordPress blog that had slipped by their developers. As a software developer myself, there is a reluctance to admit your software is not perfect. As a user, that’s your first hill to climb, convincing tech support there is an issue.

During our over one-hour chat, we attempted numerous ways to replicate and correct the issue with some success. At least they are now aware of the problem, and I’m trying to understand how best to avoid the issue in the future until it gets fixed.

I inadvertently sent out a post to my readers during the testing, which I apologize for. To make up for my bo-bo, I’m offering 50% off any of my SmashWords stories if you use the coupon code WJ69Z during checkout. This offer expires on July 17, 2023.

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House Party 2 featured today at KinkyLiterature

Posted on July 7, 2023 by LarryArcher
House party 2

House Party 2 is being featured today at my favorite outlet for the best in smut stories from all the top writers of erotic literature. All four books are available in both paperback and electronic format.

The four-book House Party series is somewhat of a break from my normal Foxy and Larry series of stories. We are a happily married swinger couple, and when I create a story based upon our fictional selves, I try to write the story pretty much true to life as we are “normally.” In the House Party series, Foxy leaves Larry on a whelm and runs off to Los Angeles with a porn movie producer she met at a house party.

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Happy 4th of July

Posted on July 4, 2023 by LarryArcher

With the 4th on Tuesday, a lot of parties are kicking off this weekend. The weather gods were good to us and our air conditioners in Sin City during June as the temperature stayed under one hundred degrees, but July is roaring in with a vengeance.

Just a couple of points until we take off for the pool and figure out how long my wife can exist before “accidentally” losing her bikini top. The nice thing about swinger pool parties is that the scenery is always excellent. I’m just glad she’s shy.

Sorry, but I got caught up in the festivities and didn’t get a chance to finish this post. I’ll follow up in a few days.

My good friend and fellow author of erotica, Lisabet Sarai, has just released a new historical lesbian story, By Moonlight, to get you history buffs in the mood.

I’ll come for you by moonlight – though Hell should bar the way

In her eighteen years on earth, Bess has never traveled more than twenty miles from her Devonshire village. The raven-haired innkeeper’s daughter has little time to dream of adventure as she labors from dawn to dusk to keep her abusive father satisfied.

Then, at the weekly market in Tavistock town, she meets a handsome dandy who claims her with a single stolen kiss. When the gallant gentleman makes a midnight visit to the inn, Bess learns that her new lover is none other than Kit Latour, a notorious French highwayman who has been boldly relieving the local nobility of their valuables. Well-aware of the risk she’s taking, Bess still offers herself to the seductive outlaw. Even Kit’s darkest secrets cannot quench the flames of her love.

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The Shrink – Cumming Soon

Posted on June 30, 2023 by LarryArcher

My latest dirty story, The Shrink, is a story of unrequited love but still a good read. At 63,000 words, it’s pretty long for a smut story, but I always have trouble typing two words, “The End.” I’ve got it to a logical breaking point, but once is not enough, like The Godfather.

If you have read my last few stories, Larry’s wife, Foxy, has run amok entirely and is incorrigible, to put it mildly. Starting with the House Party Series of four books, Foxy leaves Larry and moves to Los Angeles with a guy she met at a house party. She quickly became tired of him as he didn’t let her run loose as expected.

Moving in with a home full of porn stars, she becomes enthralled with acting in erotic films, which is an easy hill to climb with her natural exhibitionist tendencies and the number of amateur movies she’s already been in.

It took 350,000 words and four books to get her back home with her husband, who is now playing house with a big-tittied blonde television star. Interspersed with the House Party series, Foxy floats through The Perfect Wife and Bull Riding MILFs, a couple of Hotwife stories I wrote a few months back.

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Fantasy Swingers Featured Today at KinkyLiterature

Posted on June 29, 2023 by LarryArcher

Fantasy Swingers (12,000 words) tells of a couple, who become interested in swinging because of the wife’s infatuation with a co-worker. Later, while shopping for a sexy dress, they meet a couple of swingers, who initiate them into the alternative lifestyle known as swinging.

Fantasy Swingers is featured today by my good friends at KinkyLiterature.com, where all the best smut is available from your favorite authors. Remember that at KinkyLiterature they have all the best erotica which is 2Kinky4Amazon.

I’ve always loved that cover image. The girl looks so much like my wife. If you made her a couple of inches taller and gave her curly big hair, that would be Foxy. Her pose is exactly like my wife will do, legs apart and the fuck you and the horse you rode in on attitude. Speaking of legs, they go all the way to heaven. With a tall, lanky body she makes perfect arm candy and is comfortable in any situation.

This is one of the first stories I published, and is not bad IMHO.

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