“Stripper or Nurse” – Be Still My Beating Heart

Stripper or Nurse? is an 80,000-word  combination cuckold/Hotwife swinger novel with a lot of voyeurism thrown in for good measure. An x-rated excerpt is included at the end of this post.

It’s a non-stop sexual romp as you watch how swingers seduce a MILF Hotwife and turn her out. Stripper or Nurse? is available in both paperback or electronic form (Kindle, Tablet, iPad, PC, or Mac).

Available in both electronic and paperback formats for your reading pleasure.

Our hero Tom cuts work one day and joins his friends at The Fox’s Den strip club.  While sitting around the stage, enjoying the dancers, Tom suffers a heart attack and collapses on the floor.

Peaches, the dancer, dressed only in a thong and stripper shoes, looks down and sees him drop to the floor. Leaping off the stage, she checks his vitals and realizes that he’s had a heart attack. Ripping his dress shirt open, Peaches starts CPR on our poor victim. Another dancer Monique gets down on her knees to help as they rotate CPR with mouth-to-mouth.

Luckily, by the time the paramedics get there, Tom is breathing on his own, and they cart his ass off to the hospital. Peaches and Monique go up to the hospital to check on him in more appropriate clothing.

Tom’s wife Suzanne is there and is already seething from finding out her husband wasn’t at work but was enjoying the young bare boobs at the club. Completely misreading their intentions, Suzanne sends the two dancers on their way after calling them sluts and tramps.

Completely distraught, our housewife storms to the club seeking to draw blood for giving hubby a heart attack. Thankfully she regains her senses after meeting the club owner, and we learn how she quickly transforms into a MILF in Hotwife’s clothing even before she learns what a Hotwife is.

As she’s catting around, little does she know that her antics are being captured on high definition security cameras. Jack, the head of security and a cuckold himself, realizes that Tom would be excited to watch his wife in action and starts forwarding movies to Tom’s iPad.

Read how Tom’s shock turns to excitement as he watches his wife being seduced by a swinger couple and becomes a complete slut.

The story has a lot of twists and turns but is always HEA, so everybody lives happily ever after and Tom gets to watch Suzanne as she fulfills her repressed desires. The story is completely bareback with plenty of girl-on-girl action as well as oral, facial, and anal. Plus for you voyeurs out there, you’ll get your eyes full.

Stripper or Nurse? is available at all the popular outlets, in both electronic and paperback format.

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I’m Larry Archer, and I write erotic stories for the huddled and yearning masses. Foxy and I are swingers in real life. I write about the things we do and see, especially swingers, unicorns, Hotwives, and cuckolds. While the Lifestyle is not for everyone, it’s been fun for us. My smut is explicit and hardcore but with a somewhat plot. Larry Archer’s porn stories are generally positive and fun, as this reflects how enjoyable swinging has been to us. If you’re interested in checking out my stories, I publish at all the typical outlets.

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* * * X-Rated Excerpt from Stripper or Nurse? * * *

After a little more small talk, plus meeting Denise’s partner, Larry told them goodbye and then walked back to the accounting office. Larry took two grand out of the safe and walked back to the dressing room.
Finding Peaches and her fellow dancer still bouncing around, Larry gave each girl a thousand dollars and his thanks for saving a customer. Peaches laughed and said, “It was pretty funny in a way. I’m on top of this guy, doing chest compressions when he opens his eyes and spots my tits right in his face. Then he asked me, ‘Am I in heaven?’”

“So, I laughed and told him, not on my watch you don’t. Plus, I didn’t get my tip yet.”
Peaches continued, “He tried to laugh but grabbed his chest. I told him to relax and get well so he can come back to see us.”

“I’ll make sure and check on him then send flowers. I’m not sure who to say they are from but I’ll think of something as his wife may not know where he was?” Larry replied.
“After I leave work, I’ll stop by and check on him,” Peaches said. “The adrenaline is starting to wear off and I know I’m going to crash soon.”

“I’ll have Jack take you two to the hospital and then home. Dress down as his wife will probably be there.”

Walking out of the dressing room, Larry tracked Jack down and told him to have someone take the girls to the hospital and then home. He also found out that Jack had told the two paramedics that drinks were on the house, forever. Hugging Jack, Larry went back to his office and poured a cup of coffee, trying to relax.

Linda walked into the dressing room and told Peaches, “Larry said to make sure that you two look okay before going to the hospital to visit the guy you almost killed.”

“Don’t worry Linda; we can look straight if we try. We may have to raid everybody’s clothes stash, but we’ll look respectable,” Peaches promised.

Riding to the hospital, Monique told Peaches, “I can’t believe I’m wearing a skirt that almost covers my knees. These clothes feel so weird on me!”

“Just be cool, we don’t want to blow the guy’s cover and piss off his wife,” Peaches replied.

Walking into the UMC Emergency Room, Peaches walked up to the duty nurse. “Excuse me, there was a heart attack that came in about an hour ago, we were checking on his condition?”

Eyeing her up and down, the nurse smirked, “You match the description of the girls who gave him CPR. Was that you two?”

“Yeah, that was us. How’s he doing?”

“Doing well and I think he’ll be going home alive in a few days, thanks to you two. He’s in Room 319 if you want to stop in and say hello. But be sure keep your clothes on, his wife is there!” the nurse replied with a laugh.

“We’ll be on our best behavior,” Peaches replied then replied, “Why don’t you stop and see us sometime? I’ll give you a free lap dance.”

“What about my husband?” the nurse replied, but she still had a smile on her face.

“Bring him along, and he can take a ride also if you don’t mind?” Peaches said as she took the woman’s hand. Squeezing her hand, Peaches thought she could feel some interest there.

“What’s the best night?” the nurse asked.

“Saturday is couple’s night; we have male dancers for the women,” Peaches replied.

“And you work Saturdays?”

“I’ll be there, either as an employee or a guest!” Peaches confirmed then added, “Why don’t we swap phone numbers just in case?”

Peaches pulled a card out of her back pocket as she watched Nursey write her name and phone number on a notepad. While she was writing, Peaches checked her out. Medium height, blonde hair, a little busty, and a nice figure for a woman in her forties.

As she handed her phone number up to Peaches, the nurse said, “June.” To which Peaches replied, “Peaches.”

“I hope to see you Saturday,” Peaches said as she and Monique headed off in search of Room 319. Looking back over her shoulder, Peaches could see that the nurse was checking her out. She added a little extra sway in her hips for June.

Waiting for the elevator, Monique quipped, “I can’t believe you’re going to hit that? You’ve been hanging around Foxy too long.”

“I’ve never had a nurse before,” Peaches replied as she tried to picture the nurse buck-naked on her bed, with her legs spread wide; only white thigh highs on and maybe one of those little white nurse caps. She gave a little shudder as she imagined how good the nurse would taste.

“Do you think she might like a threesome?” Monique asked as she stroked Peaches’ back.

* * * End of Excerpt * * *

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About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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4 Responses to “Stripper or Nurse” – Be Still My Beating Heart

  1. Mark K says:

    This was one of your more “realistic” works, IMHO.

    Suzanne visited with Larry, and had a conversation that slowly but surely led to her transition to be a Hotwife.

    It was a bit more drawn out than what happens with many other characters in your books. They enter stage left, the slut mode switch is flipped, and they are fully engaged with the process.

    Ok, that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but I think you get my point.

    Now I fully understand that long drawn out character development is not what you, or your readers, are interested in, but for someone who’s not a swinger, such a rapid, significant change in behavior and attitude, seems a bit unusual, for the average person.

    Who knows, maybe Larry and Foxy have highly effective slutdar, that let’s them identify people who would flip so quickly and easily, and so they never spend time talking to sexual muggles. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

    • LarryArcher says:

      I don’t disagree with you, Mark, and it’s a juggling act to try and fit in the action without making the storyline too long. But you’d be surprised how quickly you can throw a new couple into the deep end. Keep in mind that in most cases, they have already talked or thought about it, and we just pick up on the clues. So in actuality, we’re not starting at ground zero and trying to convince the couple to throw their keys in a bowl, as they are already partially there. What will also sometimes happen is that we meet a couple at a bar and steer them toward another couple they would be more compatible with. Off the top of my head, I can think of 5-6 couples we’ve taken home the first night, including one from a nudist camp.

      Then you have to include my short attention span as I get a new idea for a story and need to finish up the current one as I detour to the next short skirt. I’m now on Medium and posting rapid-fire chapters, which is unusual for me, but it’s fun. Thanks for your insightful, as always, comments.


  2. This was one of the first things I read by you– and still may be one of the best.


    Liked by 1 person

    • LarryArcher says:

      Thanks Lisabet, I do have my moments. LOL

      What I’ve found interesting is now that I’ve published a fair share in paperback, I’ve been going back and rereading my old stories. I’ve forgotten some of the details and it’s nice to be reminded of a story. I’m currently reading “Crashing The Swinger’s PJ Party” which you and I collaborated on.

      Thanks for being a long-distance friend,


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