Love Delivered by UPS


My very own personal paperback copy of BULL Riding MILFs is bouncing around somewhere in Las Vegas on a UPS truck. I just hope that the pages are not all stuck together when I yank it out of the sweaty hands of the delivery person with his shorts half unzipped.

BULL Riding MILFs is my latest Hotwife story themed in the sin-filled streets of Las Vegas, Lost Wages, or Sin City – pick your preference. Vince sells his corporation and along with his just turned fifty spouse Stella, move to town and settle in their penthouse condominium.

Away from the disapproving eyes of their family, Vince is determined to change his wife from the docile and easily forgettable spouse to the hottest piece of arm candy around. Naturally, they fall into the clutches of Foxy and Larry, our in-house perverts, who take over Stella’s training to Vince’s excitement. With himself in hand, he fantasizes about all the mischief his wife will be forced to endure!

After seeing what a traffic-stopping package Foxy is, Vince implores her to makeover his wife and turn her into the slut she is destined to be. For the full 4-1-1 on BULL Riding MILFs, check out this link on my catalog page. Available from all the popular publishers, Larry recommends KinkyLiterature for all your smut.

If you are old enough to remember having to buy dirty magazines from under the counter of the neighborhood store, then you’ll appreciate buying from people who are just as sick and degenerate as you are. Plus, unlike the blue-haired woman at the store, they won’t spray you with Lysol as you leave. Kinky Literature charges the same retail price and makes its money from referral fees so it doesn’t cost extra to support the best supplier of adult materials around. They don’t pay Larry to push their services, he only does it because it’s the right thing to do.

Hotwives are the women fortunate enough to have their husband’s approval and encouragement to dabble in relationships outside of traditional martial bonds. As swingers, we know a number of cuckold – Hotwife couples who have discovered the benefits having a Hotwife can bring. If you want to learn more about this kink, search for Hotwife on my blog.

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I’m Larry Archer, and I write erotic stories for the huddled and yearning masses. Foxy and I are swingers in real life, and I write about the things we do and see. While the Lifestyle is not for everyone, it’s been fun for us. My smut is explicit and hardcore but with a somewhat plot. My porn stories are generally positive and fun, as this reflects how enjoyable swinging has been to us. If you’re interested in checking out my stories, I publish at all the typical outlets.

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Here is a view of the paperback cover of BULL Riding MILFs for you to drool over.

About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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9 Responses to Love Delivered by UPS

  1. Mark K says:


    The first link in the paragraph just below “Buy Links” points to Smashwords.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Hiya, Larry!

    Maybe you can get UPS to give you a discount on shipping, in return for advance peeks at your books!


    Liked by 1 person

  3. Mark K says:

    I know there’s a dirty joke using “what can brown do for you” here, but I just can’t get myself to type the words.

    Liked by 1 person

    • LarryArcher says:

      LOL I know what you mean. What’s interesting is that the final mile was via the post office.


      • Mark K says:

        Oh perfect, now you just have to match “what can brown do for you” with “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds”

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  4. LarryArcher says:

    We have one of the community mailboxes where every home has a small key locked mail drawer in a free standing enclosure. There are 4 larger boxes that the mail person puts packages into and puts the key in your little mail box. Over the last 6 months, I’ve found 3 or 4 cases where the mail person forgot to remove the key from the package box and put it into your slot. Hopefully, not too confusing to picture.

    So one day about six months or so, I was getting my mail and decided to check the package boxes with a key in them as I was expecting a package. I found my package there and took it home. Now concerned, I always check every package box that has a key to be sure the mailman remembered to pull the key out and put it in someones individual drawer. So far I’ve had to deliver 3 or 4 packages to neighbors to ensure that someone less scrupulous than me might steal their package. I finally ratted my mail man out to the Fed and got that stopped as I got tired of playing mail person without pay.

    That could have meant one of my neighbors was reading my dirty book!


  5. Mark K says:

    “That could have meant one of my neighbors was reading my dirty book!”

    I think that (or a dirty magazine) has been a plot device, in more than one story I’ve read.

    Liked by 1 person

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