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My good friend and fellow erotic author, Lisabet Sarai, is offering a free erotica and erotic romance anthology that is sure to force you to store your reader in the freezer to keep it from melting from the heat of her stories. If you’ve read any of my stories, you know that I write hot stroke stories and Lisabet offers the same level of heat from a woman’s standpoint.

As a guy, I love to read erotica from a woman’s standpoint, and Lisabet has never failed to excite me. Some authors seem to give you the impression that they type with rubber gloves on and always spray their computer with Lysol before turning it off.

But, let’s be honest, we read erotica because it turns us on and not for some higher purpose like saving the world or the Dace. Of course, today, we need to worry about saving the world, but that’s a different topic that can only be solved by voting and not abusing yourself.

So grab your phone, tablet, or computer and lock yourself in the bathroom. Tell your significant other that you have serious business to take care off. Possibly put on some mood music or light a candle with the lights down low. Change the batteries or charge your toys if necessary.

Remember that if you need some strange stuff, use your left hand!

Now that you’re ready browse to one of the links below and grab a free copy of Crowd Pleaser: Sexy Shorts by Lisabet Sarai.

Smashwords – https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/954307

Goodreads –  https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/47827304-crowd-pleaser

Here straight from Lisabet’s slightly damp and sticky fingers is how she describes her anthology:

“Savor these luscious tales of lust and love from the outrageous imagination of Lisabet Sarai. A Nebraska tornado provides the opportunity for a long-married couple to indulge their kinky tendencies. A workaholic professor learns to pay attention to her carnal desires. Two virile young baristas turn a lawyer’s fantasies into vivid reality. Ten erotic gems–pleasure guaranteed!”

Crowd Pleaser: Sexy Shorts

By Lisabet Sarai

Erotica and erotic romance anthology

Five flames

33,000 words

Exclusive to Smashwords

FREE!

Includes a 50% discount coupon for Hot Brides in Vegas: Vegas Babes Book 1

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Excerpt 1

From “Beefeater”

“You know what I want.” I can barely get the words out between gasps. Phil’s got my blouse unbuttoned and is diligently sucking my nipple, with the expected effect. He stops briefly to swirl his tongue in a deft circle around the aching nub, then nips at the tip. I moan as my clit jumps in sympathy.

Encouraged, he fastens his mouth on mine while he sneaks his hand up my thigh. I’m sopping and dying for him to touch me, but I slap his hand away.

“No way! You’re not getting into my knickers until you agree.”

“Oh, come on, Moe. You know I can’t do it.”

“Of course you can. If you want to. If you want me, want me enough.”

He bends to my breasts for another long, delicious suckle. He’s trying to soften me up. I mustn’t let him know how much success he’s having.

“Really, I can’t. It’s like—sacrilege.” There’s genuine distress on his face, but it might just be the result of frustrated lust. “Those uniforms were designed by Queen Victoria, for Christ’s sake.”

I snuggle up to him with a sweet smile. “I know. That’s part of what makes it so hot. The centuries of tradition. Don’t you think that it would be hot, Phil?” I stroke his swollen cock through his jeans and give him a wet kiss with lots of tongue. It’s hardly possible, but I actually feel him become bigger and harder. “It’s not like this is just for me. I know you’ll enjoy it.”

“Yeah, but if Geoff catches me, I’m finished. A halberd through the heart! You know how he is about the Warders.”

“He won’t, I promise. We’ll be extra careful. We’ll do it when he’s on duty.”

“And what about my mum?”

“Doesn’t she play bridge a couple of nights a week?”

“On Tuesdays and Thursdays, most weeks.”

“So all you need to do is figure out the next Tuesday or Thursday night that Geoff’s on the watch.” I find the bulb of his cock and pinch it through the denim. He yelps. “Should be easy for a smart guy like you.”

Excerpt 2

From “Baristas”

“Here’s your coffee.” A decadent swirl of whipped cream decorated the cup Martin placed before me. Perched on top was a tiny milk-chocolate heart.

“That looks amazing. And fattening.”

“Not something you need to worry about, Ms. Jordan.” His hazel eyes glittered with mirth.

Todd appeared beside him. “And your muffin.” Melted butter dripped down the toasted surfaces of the two halves.

“I didn’t ask for butter,” I protested, a bit alarmed by all the calories in front of me.

“You can’t have a blueberry muffin without butter,” insisted the sandy-haired barista. “It’s illegal!”

We laughed together. “What the heck,” I said, surrendering to their charm. “I didn’t have any breakfast.” I dove into the feast they’d prepared for me.

I must have been hungrier than I realized. I’d drunk most of the coffee and devoured half the muffin before I noticed they were watching me. Their eyes followed every sip, every bite.

“Good?” asked Todd, his voice smooth as one of the blended frappes he and his partner concocted for their customers.

“Unbelievable. Thank you.”

“You missed a bit.” Martin ran his finger around the inside of the cup, gathering some remnants of the whipped cream. He held the digit out to me. Before I could stop myself, I took it into my mouth and sucked.

Time stood still. The two men shared another one of those pregnant looks. His finger still between my lips, Martin nodded at his partner. Todd strode over to the door, locked it, and flipped the sign to “Closed”.

No, I wanted to say. No, I can’t.

Martin withdrew his finger.

“Oh,” I breathed, wanting it back. I felt empty, everywhere. “Please…”

Todd lowered the blinds.

About Lisabet

Lisabet Sarai has been addicted to words all her life. She began reading when she was four. She wrote her first story at five years old and her first poem at seven. Since then, she has written plays, tutorials, scholarly articles, marketing brochures, software specifications, self-help books, press releases, a five-hundred page dissertation, and lots of erotica and erotic romance – nearly one hundred titles, and counting, in nearly every sub-genre—paranormal, scifi, ménage, BDSM, GLBT, and more. Regardless of the genre, every one of her stories illustrates her motto: Imagination is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

You’ll find information and excerpts from all Lisabet’s books on her website (http://www.lisabetsarai.com/books.html), along with more than fifty free stories and lots more. At her blog Beyond Romance (http://lisabetsarai.blogspot.com), she shares her philosophy and her news and hosts lots of other great authors. She’s also on Goodreads and finally, on Twitter.  Sign up for her VIP email list here:  https://btn.ymlp.com/xgjjhmhugmgh