Larry Archer’s smut is on sale for 50% off between Christmas and New Year’s at SmashWords! That’s right, so take your credit card, lube, and your laptop, then lock yourself in the bathroom for the week between Christmas and New Year’s. Just have your wife or husband slide Pop-Tarts under the door occasionally.

If you use electrical aids in the bathroom, be sure and stock up on batteries before locking the door, as they are hard to slide under the door. If they are the kind that plug in, be careful and don’t drop them into the toilet and electrocute yourself.

I don’t want to infer that you’d actually spend the next 7-days Jacking off or Jilling off to smut from Larry Archer, but hey if it works for me, it may work for you.

Just go to Larry’s author’s page at SmashWords by clicking here and checking everything that strikes your fancy. Be sure and enter the coupon code shown to get your 50% discount.

SmashWords Buy Link: http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/LarryArcher?Ref=LarryArcher

It’s really that easy to abuse yourself and if you would like some strange stuff, try your left hand!

Larry writes HEA explicit erotica with a humorous bent that has an actual plot rather than just a lot of fucking and sucking. Well there’s a lot of that also!

The Foxy and Larry series of some 18 novels and novellas revolve around two swingers who own a strip club in Las Vegas, The Fox’s Den. Many of the F&L series are taken from their real life swinger lifestyle.

There are a number of cuckold – Hotwife stories for those of you who enjoy watching your wife get her lights drilled out. I can tell who you are because you’ve already got your pud in your hand.

For recommendations, I’d suggest Crashing the Swinger’s Pajama Party, Nina, the Fallen Ballerina, or Stripper or Nurse?

Those three are novels, which should take you hours to read and enjoy. Each gives a good description of the backstory, which revolves around the Foxy and Larry series, as well as their characters.

After reading one of my stories, or any other author’s for that matter, take a minute and leave a review where you purchased the story. It really helps us to be found by other readers of erotica.

For more on my swinger, Hotwife, or girl-on-girl stories, check out this link.