Need Help Getting Laid?

Introduction Business CardThis is another public service announcement (PSA) for those of you who are challenged when trying to get lucky. In the spirit of sharing the love, I’m letting you in on my sure-fire way to get into his/her pants.

When you see that stone fox across the bar and know that her dress would look really good on your bedroom floor, but don’t know how to start a conversation, then my business cards will help you score.

Click here to download a PDF file that you can use to print do it yourself business cards on Avery 5371 Laser Business Cards (or equivalent) or take it to your local print shop. This prints 10 cards per sheet and depending on how horny you are, print all you need.

Another public service from your local pervert and author of erotica, Larry Archer.

For a catalog of Larry’s HEA explicit erotica stories about swingers, cuckolds, Hotwives, unicorns, and just horny people, click this link.

About LarryArcher

Larry Archer's the name, smut's my game. I am a writer of erotic literature that's generally always HEA (Happily Ever After), which typically involves no regrets sex. I write in a humorous style with a plot and suitable for reading with one hand. My stories are full of sexual situations that are often taken straight from our swinger lifestyle in Las Vegas. If you want to enjoy erotica, where every page is dripping with action, give me a try.
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2 Responses to Need Help Getting Laid?

  1. lisabetsarai says:

    Hmm. I suppose there’s something to be said for the direct approach, but I’m not sure what I’d do if someone handed me a card like that. Maybe fall off my bar stool laughing. Of course, that might not be a bad thing!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. LarryArcher says:

    Like one guy said, “Yeah, I get slapped a lot but you’d be surprised at how often I get laid!”


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